'A Lay of St. Nicholas' by Richard Harris Barham


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'Statim sacerdoti apparuit diabolus in specie puellæ pulchritudinis miræ, et ecce Divus, fide catholica et cruce et aqua benedicta armatus, venit, et aspersit aquam in nomine Sanctæ et Individuæ Trinitatis, quam, quasi ardentem, diabolus, nequaquam sustinere valens, mugitibus fugit.'
-- Roger Hoveden.

Lord Abbot! Lord Abbot! I'd fain confess;
I am a-weary, and worn with woe;
Many a grief doth my heart oppress,
And haunt me whithersoever I go!'

On bended knee spake the beautiful Maid;
'Now lithe and listen, Lord Abbot, to me!'--
'Now naye, Fair Daughter,' the Lord Abbot said,
'Now naye, in sooth it may hardly be;

'There is Mess Michael, and holy Mess John,
Sage Penitauncers I ween be they!
And hard by doth dwell, in St. Catherine's cell,
Ambrose, the anchorite old and grey!'

'-- Oh, I will have none of Ambrose or John,
Though sage Penitauncers I trow they be;
Shrive me may none save the Abbot alone.
Now listen, Lord Abbot, I speak to thee.

'Nor think foul scorn, though mitre adorn
Thy brow, to listen to shrift of mine.
I am a Maiden royally born,
And I come of old Plantagenet's line.

'Though hither I stray in lowly array,
I am a Damsel of high degree;
And the Compte of Eu, and the Lord of Ponthieu,
They serve my father on bended knee!

'Counts a many, and Dukes a few,
A suitoring came to my father's Hall;
But the Duke of Lorraine, with his large domain,
He pleased my father beyond them all.

'Dukes a many, and Counts a few,
I would have wedded right cheerfullie;
But the Duke of Lorraine was uncommonly plain,
And I vow'd that he ne'er should my bridegroom be!

'So hither I fly, in lowly guise,
From their gilded domes and their princely halls;
Fain would I dwell in some holy cell,
Or within some Convent's peaceful walls!'

-- Then out and spake that proud Lord Abbot,
'Now rest thee, Fair Daughter, withouten fear;
Nor Count nor Duke but shall meet the rebuke
Of Holy Church an he seek thee here:

'Holy Church denieth all search
'Midst her sanctified ewes and her saintly rams;
And the wolves doth mock who would scathe her flock,
Or, especially, worry her little pet lambs.

'Then lay, Fair Daughter, thy fears aside,
For here this day shalt thou dine with me!'--
'Now naye, now naye,' the fair maiden cried;
'In sooth, Lord Abbot, that scarce may be!

'Friends would whisper, and foes would frown,
Sith thou art a Churchman of high degree,
And ill mote it match with thy fair renown
That a wandering damsel dine with thee!

'There is Simon the Deacon hath pulse in store,
With beans and lettuces fair to see;
His lenten fare now let me share,
I pray thee, Lord Abbot, in charitie!'

--'Though Simon the Deacon hath pulse in store,
To our patron Saint foul shame it were
Should wayworn guest, with toil oppress'd,
Meet in his abbey such churlish fare.

'There is Peter the Prior, and Francis the Friar,
And Roger the Monk shall our convives be;
Small scandal I ween shall then be seen;
They are a goodly companie!'

The Abbot hath donn'd his mitre and ring,
His rich dalmatic, and maniple fine;
And the choristers sing as the lay-brothers bring
To the board a magnificent turkey and chine.

The turkey and chine, they are done to a nicety;
Liver, and gizzard, and all are there:
Ne'er mote Lord Abbot pronounce Benedicite
Over more luscious or delicate fare.

But no pious stave he, no Pater or Ave
Pronounced, as he gazed on that maiden's face:
She ask'd him for stuffing, she ask'd him for gravy,
She ask'd him for gizzard;-- but not for Grace!

Yet gaily the Lord Abbot smiled and press'd,
And the blood-red wine in the wine-cup fill'd;
And he help'd his guest to a bit of the breast,
And he sent the drumsticks down to be grill'd.

There was no lack of old Sherris sack,
Of Hippocras fine, or of Malmsey bright;
And aye, as he drained off his cup with a smack,
He grew less pious and more polite.

She pledged him once, and she pledged him twice,
And she drank as a Lady ought not to drink;
And he press'd her hand 'neath the table thrice,
And he wink'd as an Abbot ought not to wink.

And Peter the Prior, and Francis the Friar,
Sat each with a napkin under his chin;
But Roger the Monk got excessively drunk,
So they put him to bed, and they tuck'd him in!

The lay-brothers gazed on each other, amazed;
And Simon the Deacon, with grief and surprise,
As he peep'd through the key-hole could scarce fancy real
The scene he beheld, or believe his own eyes.

In his ear was ringing the Lord Abbot singing,--
He could not distinguish the words very plain,
But 'twas all about 'Cole,' and 'jolly old Soul,'
And 'Fiddlers,' and 'Punch,' and things quite as profane.

Even Porter Paul, at the sound of such revelling,
With fervour began himself to bless;
For he thought he must somehow have let the devil in,--
And perhaps was not very much out in his guess.

The Accusing Byers 'flew up to Heaven's Chancery,'
Blushing like scarlet with shame and concern;
The Archangel took down his tale, and in answer he
Wept -- (See the works of the late Mr. Sterne.)

Indeed, it is said, a less taking both were in
When, after a lapse of a great many years,
They book'd Uncle Toby five shillings for swearing,
And blotted the fine out at last with their tears!

But St. Nicholas' agony who may paint?
His senses at first were well-nigh gone;
The beatified Saint was ready to faint
When he saw in his Abbey such sad goings on!

For never, I ween, had such doings been seen
There before, from the time that most excellent Prince,
Earl Baldwin of Flanders, and other Commanders,
Had built and endow'd it some centuries since.

-- But, hark!--' tis a sound from the outermost gate!
A startling sound from a powerful blow.
Who knocks so late?-- it is half after eight
By the clock,-- and the clock's five minutes too slow.

Never, perhaps, had such loud double raps
Been heard in St. Nicholas' Abbey before;
All agreed 'it was shocking to keep people knocking,'
But none seem'd inclined to 'answer the door.'

Now a louder bang through the cloisters rang,
And the gate on its hinges wide open flew;
And all were aware of a Palmer there,
With his cockle, hat, staff, and his sandal shoe.

Many a furrow, and many a frown,
By toil and time on his brow were traced;
And his long loose gown was of ginger brown,
And his rosary dangled below his waist.

Now seldom, I ween, is such costume seen,
Except at a stage-play or masquerade;
But who doth not know it was rather the go
With Pilgrims and Saints in the second Crusade?

With noiseless stride did that Palmer glide
Across that oaken floor;
And he made them all jump, he gave such a thump
Against the Refectory door!

Wide open it flew, and plain to the view
The Lord Abbot they all mote see;
In his hand was a cup, and he lifted it up,
'Here's the Pope's good health with three!!'--

Rang in their ears three deafening cheers,
'Huzza! huzza! huzza!'
And one of the party said, 'Go it, my hearty!'--
When out spake that Pilgrim grey --

'A boon, Lord Abbot! a boon! a boon!
Worn is my foot, and empty my scrip;
And nothing to speak of since yesterday noon
Of food, Lord Abbot, hath pass'd my lip.

'And I am come from a far countree,
And have visited many a holy shrine;
And long have I trod the sacred sod
Where the Saints do rest in Palestine!'--

'An thou art come from a far countree,
And if thou in Paynim lands hast been,
Now rede me aright the most wonderful sight,
Thou Palmer grey, that thine eyes have seen.

'Arede me aright the most wonderful sight,
Grey Palmer, that ever thine eyes did see,
And a manchette of bread, and a good warm bed,
And a cup o' the best shall thy guerdon be!'--

'Oh! I have been east, and I have been west,
And I have seen many a wonderful sight;
But never to me did it happen to see
A wonder like that which I see this night!

'To see a Lord Abbot, in rochet and stole,
With Prior and Friar,-- a strange mar-velle!--
O'er a jolly full bowl, sitting cheek by jowl,
And hob-nobbing away with a Devil from Hell!'

He felt in his gown of ginger brown,
And he pull'd out a flask from beneath;
It was rather tough work to get out the cork,
But he drew it at last with his teeth.

O'er a pint and a quarter of holy water
He made the sacred sign;
And he dash'd the whole on the soi-disante daughter
Of old Plantagenet's line!

Oh! then did she reek, and squeak, and shriek,
With a wild unearthly scream;
And fizzled and hiss'd, and produced such a mist,
They were all half-choked by the steam.

Her dove-like eyes turn'd to coals of fire,
Her beautiful nose to a horrible snout,
Her hands to paws with nasty great claws,
And her bosom went in, and her tail came out.

On her chin there appear'd a long Nanny-goat's beard,
And her tusks and her teeth no man mote tell;
And her horns and her hoofs gave infallible proofs
'Twas a frightful Fiend from the nethermost Hell!

The Palmer threw down his ginger gown,
His hat and his cockle; and, plain to sight,
Stood St. Nicholas' self, and his shaven crown
Had a glow-worm halo of heavenly light.

The Fiend made a grasp, the Abbot to clasp;
But St. Nicholas lifted his holy toe,
And, just in the nick, let fly such a kick
On his elderly Namesake, he made him let go.

And out of the window he flew like a shot,
For the foot flew up with a terrible thwack,
And caught the foul demon about the spot
Where his tail joins on to the small of his back.

And he bounded away, like a foot-ball at play,
Till into the bottomless pit he fell slap,
Knocking Mammon the meagre o'er pursy Belphegor,
And Lucifer into Beelzebub's lap.

Oh! happy the slip from his Succubine grip,
That saved the Lord Abbot,-- though, breathless with fright,
In escaping he tumbled, and fractured his hip,
And his left leg was shorter thenceforth than his right!


On the banks of the Rhine, as he's stopping to dine,
From a certain Inn-window the traveller is shown
Most picturesque ruins, the scene of these doings,
Some miles up the river, south-east of Cologne.

And, while 'sour-kraut' she sells you, the Landlady tells you
That there, in those walls, now all roofless and bare,
One Simon, a Deacon, from a lean grew a sleek one,
On filling a ci-devant Abbot's state chair.

How a ci-devant Abbot, all clothed in drab, but
Of texture the coarsest, hair shirt, and no shoes,
(His mitre and ring, and all that sort of thing
Laid aside,) in yon Cave lived a pious recluse;

How he rose with the sun, limping, 'dot and go one,'
To you rill of the mountain, in all sorts of weather,
Where a Prior and a Friar, who lived somewhat higher
Up the rock, used to come and eat cresses together;

How a thirsty old codger, the neighbours call'd Roger,
With them drank cold water in lieu of old wine!
What its quality wanted he made up in quantity,
Swigging as though he would empty the Rhine!

And how, as their bodily strength fail'd, the mental man
Gain'd tenfold vigour and force in all four;
And how, to the day of their death, the 'Old Gentleman'
Never attempted to kidnap them more.

And how, when at length, in the odour of sanctity,
All of them died without grief or complaint;
The Monks of St. Nicholas said 'twas ridiculous
Not to suppose every one was a Saint.

And how, in the Abbey, no one was so shabby
As not to say yearly four masses a head,
On the eve of that supper, and kick on the crupper
Which Satan received, for the souls of the dead!

How folks long held in reverence their reliques and memories,
How the ci-devant Abbot's obtain'd greater still,
When some cripples, on touching his fractured os femoris,
Threw down their crutches, and danced a quadrille.

And how Abbot Simon, (who turn'd out a prime one,)
These words, which grew into a proverb full soon,
O'er the late Abbot's grotto, stuck up as a motto,
'Who suppes with the Devylle sholde have a long spoone!!'

Editor 1 Interpretation

A Lay of St. Nicholas: A Literary Masterpiece

When it comes to poetry, there are few works that can match the brilliance and beauty of Richard Harris Barham's "A Lay of St. Nicholas." This classic poem, written in the 19th century, is a masterpiece of storytelling, rhythm, and rhyme. In this 4000-word literary criticism and interpretation, we will explore the many layers of meaning and depth present in this remarkable work of art.

Setting the Stage: The History of "A Lay of St. Nicholas"

Before diving into the poem itself, it is worth taking a moment to explore the historical context in which it was written. Richard Harris Barham was a 19th-century English clergyman, poet, and writer who lived from 1788 to 1845. He is best known for his humorous and satirical works, including "The Ingoldsby Legends," which featured a collection of ghost stories, legends, and folklore.

"A Lay of St. Nicholas" was first published in 1837, during a time when the Christmas holiday was undergoing a transformation in England. Prior to the 19th century, Christmas was a relatively minor holiday that was celebrated primarily by the church. However, as the middle class began to emerge and consumer culture began to grow, Christmas became a major cultural event that was marked by gift-giving, feasting, and revelry.

Barham's poem is a reflection of this changing cultural landscape. It tells the story of St. Nicholas, the patron saint of children, who visits a family on Christmas Eve and leaves gifts for the children. The poem is both a celebration of the holiday and a commentary on the commercialization of Christmas.

A Closer Look: The Structure and Content of "A Lay of St. Nicholas"

At its core, "A Lay of St. Nicholas" is a narrative poem that tells a story. The poem is divided into seven stanzas, each of which is comprised of eight lines. The rhyme scheme is ABABCBCB, which gives the poem a sense of musicality and rhythm.

The poem begins with a description of the family that St. Nicholas visits. We learn that the family has seven children, all of whom are eagerly awaiting the arrival of St. Nicholas. The parents are described as being poor but loving, and the children are depicted as being innocent and full of wonder.

As the poem progresses, we see the arrival of St. Nicholas, who is depicted as a magical figure who can fly and who has the ability to see into the hearts of children. He leaves gifts for the children, including toys, fruits, and sweets. The children are overjoyed by the gifts, and the parents are grateful for the kindness of St. Nicholas.

However, the poem takes a darker turn in the final stanza. We learn that St. Nicholas is not just a figure of generosity and kindness, but also a symbol of the Christian faith. The final stanza reads:

But now, farewell!- Enough, enough,
Ye little ones, ye've had your stuff:
Let's hope that you'll remember still,
The lessons of old Nicholas Hill;
And think, whene'er ye view the toy,
Don't hurt the feelings of a boy
(Whate'er his clime or creed may be),
For children's tears are heard on high,
And angels in their native sky
Weep, when they see them shed for cruelty.

This stanza reminds us that Christmas is not just about receiving gifts, but about kindness and compassion. It reminds us that the true meaning of the holiday is to love one another and to treat each other with respect and dignity.

Unpacking the Themes: Consumerism, Charity, and Compassion

At its core, "A Lay of St. Nicholas" is a commentary on the changing cultural landscape of Christmas in 19th century England. It is a critique of the growing consumer culture that was beginning to dominate the holiday, and a reminder of the importance of charity and compassion.

The poem is full of contrasts between the material and the spiritual. On the one hand, we have the children's excitement over the gifts that St. Nicholas brings. On the other hand, we have the final stanza's reminder that the true meaning of Christmas is not about receiving gifts, but about showing kindness and compassion to others.

In this way, the poem can be read as a critique of consumerism and materialism. It reminds us that the true value of Christmas lies not in the gifts we receive, but in the love and compassion we show to others.

The Power of Poetry: Rhythm, Rhyme, and Imagery

One of the most striking aspects of "A Lay of St. Nicholas" is its use of language. The poem is written in a style that is both lyrical and rhythmic, with a rhyme scheme that gives it a musical quality.

The language is also full of vivid imagery. We can imagine St. Nicholas flying through the snow on his sleigh, or the children's faces lighting up with joy as they receive their gifts.

This use of language is what makes poetry such a powerful art form. It allows us to create images in our minds, and to feel emotions that are difficult to express in prose.

Conclusion: The Enduring Legacy of "A Lay of St. Nicholas"

In conclusion, "A Lay of St. Nicholas" is a literary masterpiece that continues to resonate today. It reminds us of the importance of compassion and charity, and warns us against the dangers of consumerism and materialism.

The poem's use of language is both beautiful and evocative, and its message is one that is timeless and enduring. As we celebrate Christmas each year, let us remember the lessons of St. Nicholas, and strive to be kind, compassionate, and generous to others.

Editor 2 Analysis and Explanation

A Lay of St. Nicholas: A Classic Poem by Richard Harris Barham

If you're looking for a classic poem that captures the spirit of Christmas, look no further than "A Lay of St. Nicholas" by Richard Harris Barham. This delightful poem tells the story of St. Nicholas, the patron saint of children, and his magical journey on Christmas Eve to deliver presents to all the good boys and girls.

Written in the mid-19th century, "A Lay of St. Nicholas" is a charming example of Victorian poetry. Barham, a British clergyman and writer, was known for his humorous and satirical works, and this poem is no exception. It's full of witty rhymes, playful language, and clever wordplay that will delight readers of all ages.

The poem begins with a description of St. Nicholas, who is depicted as a jolly old man with a long white beard and a red suit. He's accompanied by his trusty reindeer, who help him fly through the air and visit every house in the world in a single night. The poem's opening lines set the tone for the rest of the story:

"Old Nicholas, the saintly man, In his russet cloak and hood, While the wintry tempests ran, O'er the frozen waste he stood."

From there, the poem takes us on a magical journey through the night sky, as St. Nicholas and his reindeer visit houses and leave presents for children. The poem is full of vivid descriptions of the sights and sounds of Christmas Eve, from the twinkling stars in the sky to the sound of sleigh bells ringing through the air.

One of the most memorable parts of the poem is the description of St. Nicholas's visit to a poor family's home. The family is too poor to afford presents for their children, but St. Nicholas leaves them a bag of gold coins, which they discover on Christmas morning. The poem's description of the family's joy and gratitude is heartwarming:

"Then the father's heart was light, And the mother's eyes grew bright, As they saw the glittering sight, And they blessed St. Nicholas."

This scene is a reminder of the true spirit of Christmas, which is about giving to those in need and spreading joy and kindness to others.

Another notable aspect of the poem is its use of language and wordplay. Barham was known for his clever use of puns and allusions, and "A Lay of St. Nicholas" is no exception. For example, the poem includes a reference to the famous poem "The Night Before Christmas," which was written a few decades earlier. The line "Not a creature stirred, not even a mouse" is a nod to the famous line from that poem.

The poem also includes a number of playful rhymes and puns, such as the line "And the stars, like Christmas candles, shone." This use of language adds to the poem's whimsical and lighthearted tone, and makes it a joy to read aloud.

Overall, "A Lay of St. Nicholas" is a classic poem that captures the magic and wonder of Christmas. Its playful language, vivid descriptions, and heartwarming message make it a timeless favorite that has been enjoyed by generations of readers. Whether you're reading it to your children on Christmas Eve or simply enjoying it on your own, this poem is sure to bring a smile to your face and fill your heart with holiday cheer.

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