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Sex Goddess Analysis



Author: poem of Maggie Estep Type: poem Views: 15

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I am THE SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE


so don't mess with me


I've got a big bag full of SEX TOYS


and you can't have any


'cause they're all mine


'cause I'm


the SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.






"Hey," you may say to yourself,


"who the hell's she tryin' to kid,


she's no sex goddess,"


But trust me,


I am


if only for the fact that I have


the unabashed gall


to call


myself a SEX GODDESS,


I mean, after all,


it's what so many of us have at some point thought,


we've all had someone


who worshipped our filthy socks


and barked like a dog when we were near


giving us cause


to pause and think: You know, I may not look like much


but deep inside, I am a SEX GODDESS.





Only


we'd never come out and admit it publicly


well, you wouldn't admit it publicly


but I will


because I am


THE SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.






I haven't always been


a SEX GODDESS


I used to be just a mere mortal woman


but I grew tired of sexuality being repressed


then manifest


in late night 900 number ads


where 3 bodacious bimbettes


heave cleavage into the camera's winking lens and sigh:








"Big Girls oooh, Bad Girls oooh, Blonde Girls oooh,


you know what to do, call 1-900-UNMITIGATED BIMBO ooooh."






Yeah


I got fed up with the oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh


I got fed up with it all


so I put on my combat boots


and hit the road with my bag full of SEX TOYS


that were a vital part of my SEX GODDESS image


even though I would never actually use


my SEX TOYS


'cause my being a SEX GODDESS


it isn't a SEXUAL thing


it's a POLITICAL thing


I don't actually have SEX, no


I'm too busy taking care of


important SEX GODDESS BUSINESS,


yeah,


I gotta go on The Charlie Rose Show


and MTV and become a parody


of myself and make


buckets full of money off my own inane brand


of self-righteous POP PSYCHOLOGY


because my pain is different


because I am a SEX GODDESS


and when I talk,


people listen


why ?


Because, you guessed it,


I AM THE SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE


and you're not.






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