http://www.eliteskills.com/u/Jeniffer The writings and poetry of Jeniffer. en-us Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:31:35 -0600 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:31:35 -0600 Elite Generator http://www.eliteskills.com/z/136037 Guess when I came up with this one? While sitting on the toilet! Hooha! http://www.eliteskills.com/z/151611 Think of this as a feminist commentary on the sexism that is endured by today's modern successful working woman. http://www.eliteskills.com/z/172998 This is a poem I wrote some time ago that I am reposting, for old time's sake.... http://www.eliteskills.com/z/132264 Really...I'm not a lazy jerk..this poem has nothing to do with real life....really. * eyes dart around nervously* http://www.eliteskills.com/z/143994 This is based on a true story. Sad, but true. My sister and I discovered early the allure - and the danger - of hard core dry Kool-Aid mix. There was one day that my tongue was so sore that I couldn't even eat my hot dog. Let this story be a lesson...or a warning.... http://www.eliteskills.com/z/139857 I've been unable to write much of anything except for funny, sarcastic stuff. Must be because I write from life too much....trying to do anything else has been disastrous. I think the rhythm of the last stanza is a bit different from the rest of the poem, but forget I said that, just judge it for yourself and let me know what you think (make me believe this someone still cares!). http://www.eliteskills.com/z/87663 No, i'm not: liberal racist stupid stubborn idealistic(anymore) a one worlder/ist You may notice (if you don't, you're unobservant) that I seem to contradict myself. That's not so. Everything I say twice means something different the second time, because everything has another meaning than the first. http://www.eliteskills.com/z/136674 It was Mom's idea. http://www.eliteskills.com/z/143331 This is the story that I wrote for that 'Eskimo story' contest that Jimmy posted awhile back, some of you will probably remember that. If you would like to read the legend that inspired the story, go here: RavenandWhale Thank you to anyone who reads the whole thing, let alone comments. Hopefully it is good enough to hold your attention... Dang, the picture didn't work....oh well.