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      <title>Elite Skills Writing Club: Ratmeat</title>
      <link>http://www.eliteskills.com/u/Ratmeat</link>
      <description>The writings and poetry of Ratmeat.</description>
      <language>en-us</language>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:41:25 -0600</pubDate>
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 		<title>King Bozo Boner</title>
         	<link>http://www.eliteskills.com/z/21845</link>
         	<description>I&#039;m fuckin drunk assholes!!!!</description>
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 		<title>Poison Frogs</title>
         	<link>http://www.eliteskills.com/z/12497</link>
         	<description>You are lost in the jungle for some odd reason. You wake up with a toxic plasma like substance on youir mouth, and orange and green collored little frogs are hopping all around. The monkeys don&#039;t take to you and are hurling flaming stools of poop at you as you try and regain sanity.</description>
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	<item>
 		<title>Calms</title>
         	<link>http://www.eliteskills.com/z/42849</link>
         	<description></description>
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 		<title>Crapola</title>
         	<link>http://www.eliteskills.com/z/61246</link>
         	<description>what you see is what you get</description>
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	<item>
 		<title>Post Nuclear</title>
         	<link>http://www.eliteskills.com/z/11598</link>
         	<description>A wastoid classic</description>
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 		<title>Tacos, Sex, Whiskey, and Rock</title>
         	<link>http://www.eliteskills.com/z/29793</link>
         	<description>I&#039;m out of it...really...I&#039;m just bored to death..this probably sucks I dunno... poop</description>
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 		<title>Christmas Eve Was Such a Drag</title>
         	<link>http://www.eliteskills.com/z/12189</link>
         	<description>Concentrate on the word &quot;drag&quot;from the title</description>
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	<item>
 		<title>Do Not Feed the Animals</title>
         	<link>http://www.eliteskills.com/z/14440</link>
         	<description>Sweet dreams children</description>
	</item>







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 		<title>The Pee Pee Poem</title>
         	<link>http://www.eliteskills.com/z/15169</link>
         	<description>I scrached this out drunk while relieving myself in a friends bathroom.   i thought it was kinda funny.  </description>
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