| User | sinjen | | Topic | invent a word | | Message | i actually got this in an email, i thought it might be interesting to see how many other words a site full of writer could invent
The Washington Post’s Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year’s winners:
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Foreploy (n): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon (n): It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only
things that are good for you.
Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come very quickly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n. phrase): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.
And the pick of the literature: Ignoranus (n): A person who’s both stupid and an asshole
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| User | rws | 2007-04-20 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | complementaria-steaming piles of insincere praise. |
| User | PiperH | 2007-04-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Daydreamdrooliosis: A illnes that affects any person( mostly teens) who are extremely bored. Symptoms: Excessive drooling, getting lost in thought, being tardy to any upcoming event, not able to function right, loss of hearing, and loss of sight. Most associate this with ADD, but it unlike ADD, this illness cannot be fixed with a pill. |
| User | BrokenAngelKat | 2007-01-02 | | | Subject | Taken From Elope | | Message | Delope- When you are at the church in Vegas and you decide you no longer want to marry the person beside you!
Relope- When you see a new person on your other side and decide to elope with them instead! |
| User | lauren hamill | 2006-11-22 | | | Subject | perfectivity | | Message | perfectivity (n)-unattainable perfection...something you want that’s not real. |
| User | Fougene | 2006-11-22 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | indeedly: indeed (adv.), e.g. it is indeedly great. |
| User | | 2006-11-13 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Masacrilic (root: Masacre) - adjective |
| User | Mr_Eff | 2006-11-08 | | | Subject | Cashtration | | Message | verb. The act of seperation, to the sum of large amounts of money. See also, Divorce, alimony |
| User | ephige | 2006-09-06 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Samoflange(n.): A word used to prank call places of business, particularly auto stores. Ex. "Um, yeah, I’m just wondering if you have a samoflange for an old 1993 Buick LeSabre?" Maybe some of you have heard samoflange before, but it’s really funny used this way. |
| User | ephige | 2006-09-06 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Samoflange(n.): A word used to prank call places of business, particularly auto stores. Ex. "Um, yeah, I’m just wondering if you have a samoflange for an old 1993 Buick LeSabre?" |
| User | | 2006-07-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Intelliphobia- People in my city (hialeah) are obviously afraid of being smart, hell of being literate, so they must be phobic of intelligence.
-Anya |
| User | annie0888 | 2006-07-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | family hairloom: what your father leaves for you in your bathtub drain. |
| User | annie0888 | 2006-07-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | hairstale: an old ’do. |
| User | annie0888 | 2006-07-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | sinators: guys in charge of making the rules in Hell. |
| User | annie0888 | 2006-07-12 | | | Subject | new word | | Message | lipstuck: condition in which a woman mistakes the superglue for the chapstick. |
| User | Writer Chic | 2006-07-10 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | pinky - a slang term for gays/queers |
| User | Writer Chic | 2006-07-10 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | sexualising - interacting with others sexually; being sexual in act or speech and manner; showing sexual affection towards someone else. |
| User | smartblond | 2006-06-14 | | | Subject | Writish | | Message | Writish-
1. a form of writting that cannot be fully understood( writting and gibberish combined]
2. When a transcript is being taken of a meeting and the person talks faster then it can be documented and it comes out as a confusing mass of words.
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| User | BusterLILblock | 2006-06-10 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | molvee; a great teacher
salty; sad of emmbarresed |
| User | Writer Chic | 2006-06-08 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | snackage: a pack of snacks taken just after lunch |
| User | ninjablu | 2006-06-07 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | dumbmass- an idiot who uses his size instead of his head. not applying to sex.
Ursmotherer- anyone who uses the term "your motehr" as a comeback to smother a good idea or actual Dis |
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