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User	magnicat | 2005-01-07 |
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Message	thumbelina thumbelina tiny as, well, a thumb. she couldn’t get a date, so having no mate, she drowned herself in a thimble full of rum... there once was a ducky ugling whose eider down wouldn’t lay down, so he went to a quack and with a swaddle and a smack ducky ugling’s ugly eider laid down.

User	magnicat | 2005-01-07 |
Subject	untitled
Message	you are one sick puppy, marysunshine... i still love you, tho.

User	marysunshine | 2004-12-28 |
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Message	Kind of morbid, but here’s one... New York’s towers Fell Right down. Fell right down. Fell right down. New York’s towers Fell right down. Planes crashed blazing.

User	jadedwhispers | 2004-12-05 |
Subject	fx hush a bye baby..
Message	bump and grind baby, in the bunk top when you give blow, his world you will rock when the door opens, his erection will fall deflated is baby, erection, and all

User	Silverdog | 2004-11-25 |
Subject	Truly Scrambled
Message	Humpty Dumpty sat on wall his headphones tuned to Patsy Cline, both broke and bipolar , unlucky in love he "fell to pieces" as she sang. All the king’s men were at the casino and the horses were all at the track; the coroner pronounced the poor egg dead through instant death from a spiral crack. Though the bald guy had been depressed as of late the doc didn’t rule out fowl play so maybe he jumped, or perhaps he was pushed -it still is unclear to this day. If you have any knowledge that may help solve this mystery, please contact Rod Sterling---

User	Silverdog | 2004-11-25 |
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Message	Eggs-actly,--but the rhyme never mentions his being an egg. so it’s still an eggsasperating eneggma to me. Somewhere out in cyberland the real eggsplanation lies--I am just too lazy to look it up, and was bored and wanted a little fun. Sally---now i’ll go write a fractured Rhyme lol

User	magnicat | 2004-11-24 |
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Message	in the pictures i remember from my childhood fairy tale books, Humpty Dumpty was a big ole egg...

User	Silverdog | 2004-11-24 |
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Message	I always wondered why everyone assumes humpty Dumpty was an egg? Where is written that he was an egg---just one of those little mysteries lol

User	magnicat | 2004-11-24 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty Never did fall. All the King’s horses, And all the King’s men Pushed him over the edge So the Queen could have breakfast.

User	jaycee | 2004-11-16 |
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Message	Say say my bedmate Come out and play with me, And bring your condoms three Come shake my sugar tree Slide down my body Into the heated core Oh I’m about to come Make me scream once more.

User	| 2004-11-08 |
Subject	Georgie Porkie
Message	georgie porkie putin pie pissed the girls off, made them cry when the girls came out to pplay they bombed his car to San José.

User	Lightbringer | 2004-11-01 |
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Message	a slobbering serpent with venom flowing black coils up in my hand to keep my thought on track I hand him ideas one by one and he prints them out when he sees they’re done.

User	eener | 2004-10-31 |
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Message	Many brilliant minds, Many brilliant minds, See how they work, See how they work, Put them together On an awesome site Read what they say With utter delight Have you ever felt So free and light As many brilliant minds

User	| 2004-07-03 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Great one Jaycee and full of truth too! angela~

User	jaycee | 2004-06-29 |
Subject	Twinkle Movie Star
Message	twinkle twinkle movie star Don’t you see how vain you are Out every night and getting high Looking at Cartier’s for diamonds to buy twinkle twinle Movie star We all see how vain you are. Now your glitter is going dark Thank goodness it’s barely just a spark Will you even know which way to go Now that you don’t twinkle so Twinkle twinkle movie star The world has seen how shallow you are.

User	angela~ | 2004-06-25 |
Subject	untitled
Message	C’mon, somebody add another one of these. I think they are so funny!

User	angela~ | 2004-05-13 |
Subject	untitled
Message	I know Muffet and buffet don’t really rhyme but I took poetic license....hehe

User	angela~ | 2004-05-13 |
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Message	Little Miss Muffet Loved all you can eat buffet And too many pounds she did weigh Her boyfriend did hide her As he sat down beside her To tell her she must start a diet today

User	sinjen | 2004-05-13 |
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Message	hi diddle dumpling her last jon came to her bed with her stockings on one heal off and one heal on hi diddle dumpling her last jon ok, i byte at this lmao

User	jaycee | 2004-04-05 |
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Message	Little boy blue Don’t blow your own horn. those hyped up tales are tattered and worn. Where do you come off actin that way? The loss of respect is the price you’ll pay.