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 User  magnicat 
 Topic  bumper stickers 
 Message  name some funky, funny, strange and scary bumper stickers you’ve seen:


my other car is a broom (i used to have this on my car when i lived in berkeley!)
get off the phone and drive (currently on my car) 

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 User   Hecate | 2008-08-23 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Where I live, there are all these cars with bmper stickers that say "I’m a friend of Fran." I didn’t know who Fran was, until one day I saw a car with a sticker that said "I’m Fran."  

 User   nipole | 2006-11-24 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  dont drink and drive--you might spill 

 User   Mr_Eff | 2006-11-08 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  My last car had a homemade one I came up with... "If you can read this, you should be paying attention to the fucking road"
The freakiest one I’ve seen was... "DVD extras are for limp-dicked faggots" 

 User   StephE | 2006-09-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  am eye see kay ee why am oh you es ee
(read it outloud) 

 User   LocketzVC | 2006-08-12 |
 Subject  Funny 
 Message  haha, my family and I made this one up and turned it into a bumper sticker on my car
"life sucks and then your air mattress deflates..." 

 User   tZar | 2006-07-30 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  

Even if the voices aren’t real - they’ve got some great ideas

 

 User   shortie | 2006-07-23 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  shit happens 

 User   PiperH | 2006-07-17 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Keep honking...I’m reloading.

I’m not an alcholic..I’m a drunk..alcoholics go to meetings

and the last one I saw was; If you are close enough to read this..then you are violating your restraining order 

 User   purplefae | 2006-06-14 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Vampires suck. literally.

I’m a freak but i have lots of fellow freaks.

Stop staring at my ass. 

 User   the nerdbomb | 2006-05-30 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Against cutting down trees?... try wiping with plastic toilet paper

{my best friend’s dad’s truck} 

 User   BusterLILblock | 2006-05-26 |
 Subject  hahah 
 Message  i love the master of discuse 

 User   hammyj | 2006-05-24 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Craziness.........its all in the mind!

Idiot. Looking for suitable village 

 User   Aruemos | 2006-05-18 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  "Eight out of ten voices say don’t shoot."-on my car
"This is not a democracy"-soon to be under it 

 User   BusterLILblock | 2006-05-13 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Oh yeah and

Don’t drink and drive...

Smoke and fly. 

 User   BusterLILblock | 2006-05-13 |
 Subject  car  
 Message  This is my 3rd (the car)

My dad says when I’m done with school I can get a car. I’m not waiting that long.
P.S this one isn’t mine 

 User   iamwhoiam | 2006-04-28 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Unless your a hemmoroid, Get off my Ass!!

I used to have that! 

 User   stefhy | 2006-04-10 |
 Subject  Got 886 more... 
 Message  Don’t pick on dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

There’s a fine line between fishing, and standing at the shore like an idiot.

Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday.

Work fascinates me - I can look at it for hours!

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 

 User   eternally | 2006-03-15 |
 Subject  car 
 Message  "when the rapture happens, can I have that car?" 

 User   cartoon autopsy | 2006-03-12 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  racism is a social disease
 

 User   Lilithe_Aislin | 2006-03-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Hey, I forgot I posted the first one! lol (^_^) 

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