| User | Lilithe_Aislin | | Topic | Random Quotes! | | Message | Tell th strangest most random quotes you’ve ever heard. It can be from anyone. Your sister, your favorite tv show, even someone you don’t know. The types of things that if you weren’t listening all the way you’d get weird ideas. Keep it somewhat clean though!
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| User | essence of life | 2008-07-15 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | QUOTE FROM MY BABY SIS
"i’m telling on u" why "cause you kicked me off the bus and made me cuse and you put ants in my pants and made me dance" |
| User | lonely goth | 2008-04-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | ok.....most probably wont understand this unless you know who jeff dunham the vantriliquest and comedian is.
bubba J: im tired of hearing nascar fans drink too much
Jeff dunhamn: why...is it not true
Bubba J: no...im just tired of hearing it....it makes me thirsty for another beer!!!!!
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| User | GoKart Mozart | 2008-01-22 | | | Subject | ;) | | Message | When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. |
| User | GoKart Mozart | 2008-01-22 | | | Subject | :) | | Message | The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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| User | GoKart Mozart | 2008-01-22 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | my friend and i are both short, but apparently i’ve had to keep up with more tall ppl in my day. so one day we were walking together and she was getting exasperated and shrieked:
"You walk too much fast!"
...it was hilarious |
| User | Bleeding_AngelX | 2007-12-16 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Mad: Are you saying that guy can’t be effeminate?
Kiddo: No, he can. He’s just gay. |
| User | Astair | 2007-12-15 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | And now for an actual random quote (or two):
"Why are you eating these? They are low in cholesterol, but high in death."
Me - "Why is your shirt ripped?"
Him - "It’s from being so intense." |
| User | Astair | 2007-12-15 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | The report of my death was an exaggeration.
- Mark Twain |
| User | 7makaveli | 2007-07-11 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | "Comedy is a rubber sword, the only way to make a point without drawing blood" -anonymous |
| User | Outlaw | 2007-06-27 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Isn’t that a racist joke against blacks? |
| User | UnderINK | 2007-06-25 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | I don’t know any quotes that are like that, really, but my friend Ric made a Polish joke today when I mentioned pizza. My boyfriend’s Polish, so this was relevant:
"How is a pizza different than a 20 year old Polish boyfriend?
-- A pizza can fee a family of 4." |
| User | Outlaw | 2007-06-23 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | "When men stand up and speak, people look and listen; when women stand up, people look to see if they like what they see and maybe listen, or don’t like what they see and don’t listen" -A girl (whom didn’t much know me, and vice versa) |
| User | Lord Bane | 2007-06-22 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | From the comedy great Harry Hill:
"Scientists have found that the left side of the brain controls speech. Well it would say that, woudn’t it" |
| User | ParanoidParadox | 2007-06-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | "When the past catches up with the present, we have no future"
Zyklon-"Hammer Revelation" |
| User | purplefae | 2007-06-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Me fighting with my sis awhile ago (not dirty actually)
’Give me my fingers back and get off the bed!" |
| User | Outlaw | 2007-06-19 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | So I think to myself.. what’s a "random quote"? Google it! First thing to come up?
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Gore Vidal (1925 - )
Enjoyable. |
| User | Lord Bane | 2007-06-19 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Non-game quote, sat in a mini-bus coming back from a school trip. (basically we’d started a joke that there were a load of caravans following us)
Whenever a caravan was sighted: "Argh, caravan. EVIL!"
When we spot a massive caravan park: "Argh, lots of caravans. Even more EVIL!" |
| User | besodemuerte | 2007-06-19 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | this is a short conversation me and my friend kelly had a few years ago when we both worked at burger king.... (while doing dishes)
Kelly: "Where does steel wool come from?"
me: "Well, it’s just thin strands of metal kinda wadded up in a ball so you can scrape stuff with it."
Kelly: "You mean it doesn’t come from sheep?"
she was completely serious |
| User | Lord Bane | 2007-06-18 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | "What are you doing up there?"
"I’m standing as a testament..."
"Er....standing?"
"HANGING as a testament to the forces of evil which will conquer the world."
"Must get pretty dull up there."
"Dull? The forces of evil are never dull, they....oh who am I kidding? I’m bored out of my skull. Figuratively speaking of course" (same game, same pair) |
| User | Outlaw | 2007-06-18 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | "Ish’ not ezzy bein green... Ish’ not ezzy..." -Peon
Same game as well. Persistently enough, this one is really hard to find (this quote..) but it’s enjoyable nonetheless. |
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