| User | SpartanSteve | | Topic | Bizarre Haiku | | Message | Write a haiku that has bizarre or humorous subject matter, or an off-color topic. This should be a fun one.
Steve |
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| User | LunaMoth | 2008-08-04 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | This is my haiku
(syllables: five, seven, five)
Oops, this last one is too long. |
| User | tigergirl44 | 2008-07-28 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | orange grass blowing
purple snakes slithering
yellow trees sparkling |
| User | latentlylyrical | 2008-05-04 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | blood amidst starlight
creation and destruction
circle ends, begins |
| User | essence of life | 2008-01-18 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Blue blood comes rushing out
so what animal are you
you can only be human |
| User | Caity | 2008-01-14 | | | Subject | CARROTS! | | Message | Purple unicorn,
giving the bunny a ride,
to the produce aisle. |
| User | GoKart Mozart | 2008-01-11 | | | Subject | :( | | Message | Believe me, baby
I know how it feels like to
Pretend. Believe me. |
| User | latentlylyrical | 2007-12-28 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | leftovers galore
used diapers, oozing poo
landfills sure do stink |
| User | Blue Monk | 2007-11-06 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | something for nothing
pretend it didn’t happen
these never depart |
| User | Blue Monk | 2007-11-06 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | something for nothing
pretend it didn’t happen
these never depart |
| User | gallagherc314 | 2007-10-31 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | You will surely die
when I tell you how I tried
to bury your spitoon |
| User | Stygian | 2007-09-27 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | @ BusterLILBlock -- that’s... not a haiku.
once upon a time
there was once upon a time
I love redundance |
| User | BusterLILblock | 2007-09-26 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | i tried but i’m no gud
for some reason i cant do hiku’s
maybe some inspiration will do
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| User | Nickygirl | 2007-09-09 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | I’m in love with you
Even though you are a dog
It is very weird. |
| User | Raineyes | 2007-09-07 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Gone completely nuts
Lost all of the common sense
Inside of my mind |
| User | RyukiTZR | 2007-04-23 | | | Subject | Her | | Message | Birthday cakes are blown,
Spat at - extinguish the flames
Snatch; do we savour? |
| User | rws | 2007-04-20 | | | Subject | ok I shall try | | Message | flatulence is rude
unless it’s sealed in a room
with your exgirlfriend |
| User | PiperH | 2007-03-09 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | the voices made me
so if anybody asks
I wasn’t at fault |
| User | Raineyes | 2007-03-02 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | My name is Dave
How may I take your order
Yes bitch foods ready |
| User | Raineyes | 2007-03-02 | | | Subject | TB behind the counte | | Message | suck my Taquito
Lick my potatoe bites now
Blow my Burrito |
| User | Raineyes | 2007-03-02 | | | Subject | Taco Bell | | Message | Welcome to this Hell
May I take your order mam
So Spoke Taco Gods
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