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 User  Finnigan 
 Topic  All-knowing 
 Message  I am the all-knowing being. Ask me anything (i.e. What’s the meaning of life, etc.) 

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 User   GoKart Mozart | 2008-01-14 |
 Subject  your own: 
 Message  A girl picks up a wine bottle and debates to smash the bottle against the dudes head or serve it, which one will she do? By the way, is there any right or wrong to this question? Or this one? or that one? 

 User   GoKart Mozart | 2008-01-14 |
 Subject  well... 
 Message  who DOESN’T love Finnigan? :) 

 User   latentlylyrical | 2007-12-28 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  so how long before the cat’s fur grows back?

If your cat was poisioned under a full moon, then the fur will be back by the next full moon.
Otherwise, you’ve got a bald cat for good.


What’s the official sci-fi answer to the question, "What’s the best food?"

Tang.


 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-11-06 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  What’s the official sci-fi answer to the question, "What’s the best food?" 

 User   ruejacobs | 2007-09-07 |
 Subject  garlic juice 
 Message  i tried a variation on the garlic juice and used lye instead...
i forgot that’s where the cat sleeps.

so how long before the cat’s fur grows back? 

 User   Finnigan | 2007-09-07 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  I sense that there is a lurker around the house. The only way to prevent the enigma from coming back is to say three Hail Marys, and spray the front porch with garlic juice. 

 User   ruejacobs | 2007-09-07 |
 Subject  dogs... 
 Message  just what the h*ll were my dogs barking at last night?! when i went out to check, the yard was completely empty. 

 User   Finnigan | 2007-09-02 |
 Subject  Answers: 
 Message  1) The baby did not hide the remote unless you forced it to. Child labor is bad, green tea sales are going up.

2) Yes, there is indeed a soul.

3) A purely biological mind.

4) Different organs and bone structure.

5) Be born + (Live * 2) + Death = 42

6) Death is when a living thing dies.

7) "-(Be born + (Live * 2) - 42) = Death" or you can look it up on dictionary.com.

8) No one is truely dead until memories and the people who knew him/her are dead too.

9) It’s very hard to see, but I’m going to go with yes.

10) Death isn’t bad; it’s a cure for torture. 

 User   Saidin | 2007-09-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Is there a soul?
Is the conscious a product of a purely biological mind or is it something more?
What, in the human body, separates us from animals, if we are any different from them?
What is the meaning of life in a mathematical statement?
What is Death? What defines it? What conditions makes a person "dead"?
And finally, will Robert Jordan finish his Wheel of Time series before his death?
Bonus Question: Death isn’t so bad, is it? 

 User   ruejacobs | 2007-09-01 |
 Subject  where is the remote 
 Message  where did the baby hide the remote control for my dvd player? 

 User   Finnigan | 2007-04-07 |
 Subject  Answer: 
 Message  Well I wake up in the morning, take a shower, eat cereal, brush teeth, get on computer, and get on answering aporetic questions. It’s nothing really. BTW: I got dressed after taking a shower. It’s really nothing. 

 User   Arendil | 2007-03-22 |
 Subject  Question: 
 Message  How do you go about answering aporetic questions? 

 User   Finnigan | 2007-03-13 |
 Subject  Answer: 
 Message  They go to your government. They are using all those daylight savings hours to build up a nuclear bomb. At least that’s the U.S. gov. They have might collected some other people’s hours. Not sure. 

 User   PiperH | 2007-03-13 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Alright, fine. I’ll give you another question then. What’s your phone number? No, just kidding... My real question is: Where do all the daylight savings hours go? 

 User   Finnigan | 2007-03-13 |
 Subject  Comment: 
 Message  You know what, maybe the all-knowing being doesn’t want to answer questions like that, you know. Maybe I’ll hold my breath. *pouts* 

 User   PiperH | 2007-03-12 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Okay, two out of three isn’t bad. But on that third question, I already know she’s dead. My question was WHY? She’s dead because she died, yeah, of course, everyone knows that, but what was the reason for it? Death is usually caused by something. You don’t die for no reason at all. Old people die of old age. Some people die of cancer. Others by drug overdose. I just want to know why. 

 User   Finnigan | 2007-03-12 |
 Subject  Answers: 
 Message  1)There is no definate answer to a tootsie pop. See there are many variables that have to deal with licking a tootsie pop. How do we measure licks? The saliva that we have also has to do with it.
2)Depends which omnipotent being you are talking about. Some can’t make chili. I guess the answer to your question is yes and no.
3)If I answered your question to a paradox, it would continue into a cycle. See by entering a paradox, you entitle yourself to alter the future no matter what you do. Taking a breathe of air in one universe will trigger a reaction. Stepping on ground and moving pebbles will alter the future in one world. In the world where the paradox being was, he would alter his world, and it won’t have an opposite reaction. It will have an action equal to the action that he had took in the nonparadox world.
4)You mean rhetorical? A rhetorical question is a question asked to produce some type of effect and not some reply. 

 User   Imadjinn | 2007-03-12 |
 Subject  Questions 
 Message  1) How many Licks DOES it take to get to the center f a tootsie pop?

2)can an omnipotient being make chili so hot even he can’t eat it.

3) How do you answer a paradox?

4) What about a rethorical question? 

 User   Finnigan | 2007-03-10 |
 Subject  Answers: 
 Message  1) God is a belief. As long as you believe in him, he does exist.
2)No one has a real name. Our names are just placeholders for what people really become.
3)Reason for your mother’s death? She died. 

 User   PiperH | 2007-03-09 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Okay, you said anything, so here it goes....

1. Is there really a God?

2. What’s my real name?

3. What was the reason for my mother’s death?

One of those questions you can’t answer, because there is no way that you could possibly know that at all. No one is all knowing. 

Copyright (c) Jimmy Ruska 2003