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User	Writer Chic | 2005-09-20 |
Subject	embarassing...much
Message	okay this story, is the worst okay? I mean that day I didn’t expect such a thing to happen. It was my best friend’s dad’s farewell party and as always, jennifer (the best friend) and I did a dance. and I had invited henry, the guy, that i totally adored yah? so me and jen are dancin, dancin, dancin, dancin, oops(jen did the wrong thing) but we kept dancing and dancin, and dancin, they finaly, henry looked at me, I turned around, and since I was in heels, i flomped over to jen, we both fell flat on our baks and for the rest..........all i can say is..............we were wearing skirts!

User	Inducted_Kitty | 2005-08-29 |
Subject	untitled
Message	I work in E.R. at hospital here, at triage and patient registration. I was trying to register a young girl (a regular visitor...) who came with her ’new’ boyfriend. I asked their address, to complete the chart for the Doctor. A confused look coming over her face, she told me that she had just recently moved, and asked her boyfriend what the address was. He said, "You know, the street right behind the hospital here..." I said, "Ah. I don’t know which street you mean. I still need the correct address..." He suddenly had an idea (I swear a little light bulb was in a cartoon blurb over his head) and said "I’ll be back in 2 minutes!", went running out the door. He returned, 2 minutes later and said "It’s ******* Street!" He was SO proud of himself. He was panting from running all the way home to look at the Street sign...Then I blew it all when I asked, "and what number on ********Street do you live?" He then looked confused, and said, again, "I’ll be back in 2 minutes!" and ran out the door again...I decided it was a good time for my morning break, and signed off, leaving the other girl to register her....ha ha

User	WolfStar | 2005-02-28 |
Subject	untitled
Message	a friend of mine had the boring-ass job of being the announcer-person at a school. you know, one of those people who calls students into the office. well, she had to call this one student, whose name was Mike Hunt. Sounds nomal, right? Now say it to yourself a couple of times and you might see what I mean.... .... sound familiar?

User	Magnolia | 2005-02-20 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Here is a funny story about my 10 year old daughter who is a master of sarcasm and quick wit- My husband picked her up from school on this particular day and she came out waving a Chinese Zodiac calendar. She was so excited to find out what her father was, rat, monkey, etc. My husband gave her his birthyear and after looking with no success, he told her he was pretty sure he was a rat. She then began reading some of the traits of rats and this is how the conversation went: Sweet One: " I see you like to gossip." Hubby: "mmm, not really, I wouldn’t exactly say that is correct." Sweet One: " Says here you are funny, attractive, and like to gossip, yep, I guess they’re all wrong." I love that story- she didn’t miss a beat and it was pure Savanna. Hope it gave you a laugh.

User	nicelyJ | 2004-08-06 |
Subject	untitled
Message	I have a quick one. I was at the Baptist Student Union one night (Christian fellowship at my alma mater). I think it was a talent show. Anyway, it was my first time reading poetry in public. I got through a couple of poems just fine. The I got to my poem My Dictator. The poem is about how I let my feelings dictate my life. I wanted to get that point across, but I brainfarted, and instead in my description I said This poem about my dic- and I was going to say tator but that’s not what I wanted to say, but before I realized what I said it was too late, there was an outburst of laughter, I was blushing(which is hard for me to do given my skin color). At least I think that’s a funny/embarassing story. I suck at storytelling. bye

User	bloodwing | 2004-07-06 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Actually, I will give you an embaressing story of mine. One time while I was in seventh grade- when my mother came to pick me up, I threw my bag in the car and my arm got cought in the seatbealt, my mother started to drive off while I was halfway out of the car running with it. My sister who was sitting in the front seat was laughing hystaricly while I was shouting for her to stop, all the highschoolers were out in front of the building too, so they saw everything. I go to a different school now though, so none of my friends got to see it. Heh