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User	Rokhal | 2006-01-11 |
Subject	competence
Message	Get a pot. Be sure it has a good flat bottom, no limescale or rust, both handles firmly attached. Saute’, in extra virgin cod liver oil, three ounces fresh mint, finely chopped. When limp, douse in formaldehyde broth until three inches deep. With a very sharp knife, split lengthwise six intact sheep eyes, reserving fluids. Heat until steaming. Add one egg, reserving shell. Crush three stapler refills under a towel to separate, add, stir frequently. In separate dish, crush eggshells, add reserved sheep eye fluids, add milk until just covered. Dust with Ajax until sky-blue, stir. Microwave until bubbling, add to pot. Add one cup each bleach and ammonia, stir. Turn kitchen vent on high. Add ice until room temperature. Pour mixture into five-gallon pail. Hold subject’s head over pail for thirty seconds, using one or more helpers as necessary. While subject completes his or her task, keep the bucket in his or her view at all times. Should the subject perform poorly, pour the prepared mixture over his or her head, and repeat.

User	Magnolia Steele | 2005-12-29 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Old School Loving One black lace teddy 3 inch shiny new heels A dab of Love Spell perfume 5 bottles of wine left to chill Repeat soft playing tunes Place all phones off the hook Scatter rose petals on the bed Order takeout so as to not to cook 20 fresh strawberries 4 bottles of whipped cream 10 large scented candles And all our sexual dreams

User	Aknahlij_d 1 | 2005-12-28 |
Subject	HAHA
Message	tough talk and honey suckle butter scotch and bullshit rabbit’s feet and gator bait frail alcoholic liver bloated television trasmitters cloves of garlic groves of grain vampire blood and acid rain passed gas and anthrax fire burn, med wax couldron bubble, g-spots thai sticks, buddha, chiba, weed and pot dirty little birdy beak skin burned in the third degree picked form the bone like a chosen soul a chosen soul, a golden boy his father’s passion and his childish joys adult pleasures desperate measures cigarette on newspaper bedsheet embers roasted household eye of toad the lump in your throat the weapon concealed in our coat chance and fate skeleton joints scapula and chest plate bigfoot fur and sasquatch pubes y’all are all cursed macbeth might even get it too

User	Munchie_1226 | 2005-12-28 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Dizzle Dazzle Tick and Tack, 2 drops of Pepto 3 of X-lax. Anal hairs of two year old goat, Some flac that is found on the back of your throat. Lizard scales, blubber of a whale. A manicured nail, all placed in the pale. Stir to the right, three times once back. Now it’s time for the tongue of a yak. Simmer Sizzle Steam with glee. Take a sip and leave none for me!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was kinda fun!!!!!!!!!!!! Tee he heeeee!

User	dark elf | 2005-12-28 |
Subject	staying awake typing
Message	3 2-liters of Pepsi, a computer, coarse and put into a pan, a pack of Camel cigarettes, lit up in the pan (try to have a lighter with you- it really works!), a cell phone bubbling away on medium heat, and butterfly weed balm for healing (preferably in a powder), grinded over the bubbling mixture. Stir until 2am then garnish with a can of Coors light... and enjoy! xoxo, Cat

User	oixi | 2005-12-16 |
Subject	cowardice
Message	Something makes cowards of us all! To reverse one who is strong of heart, The following recipe must take part. Drop from the greatest height one can find, Or sneak quietly up to them from behind. Threaten them with gun or knife, Suggest that you will take their life. Reveal the ugly creatures that creep, Or haunt them with devils while they sleep. Show them the most horrid things that they may see, Or threaten to deprive them of TV. Oh My God! Can we be as mean as that, Just to make one a spineless brat? And how can one make cowards of an entire nation? Ah ... this requires quite another incantation.

User	hey.you | 2005-12-15 |
Subject	depression
Message	take one invisibility cloak and have it be worn for five years. use a dash of mumbling mixed with a softening of the volume of voice until it can only be heard by the person speaking. gradually add advanced classes, complete with essays and tests- preferably on the same day, if you can manage it. lastly, do a memory wipe on anyone necessary, so the recipient will not be known by anyone. note: common side effects of this recipie are paranoia, laziness, and suicidal thoughts. use with care!

User	clovernfoxglove | 2005-12-14 |
Subject	blindness
Message	a cup of empathy, finely chopped hairs of the one you love the most, sprinkle of gold dust, teaspoon of minced ex serves the partner of choice when they’re being to blind to see you care

User	TD | 2005-12-13 |
Subject	insomnia
Message	a packet of cigarettes, a laptop computer (finely chopped), one flickering light bulb (ground up), one drop of water added every five seconds until boiling (while on low heat), and a bucket of coca-cola - simmer until 4am and then serve warm with a garnish of no-doz