| User | inspirit999 | | Topic | yellow journalism | | Message | in this exercise you make up strange/outrageous/ghastly headlines for a yellow journalism circular newspaper.
yellow journalism papers are: the enquirer, the globe, and the examiner
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| User | cabbalistic | 2006-02-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | J.K Rowling reveals Albus Dumbledore’s sexual orientation.
In the seventh and final book of the HP series, J.K Rowling reveals what we have long suspected...Albus Dumbledore was gay. To protest this latest development, die-hard fans in Japan commit mass suicide. |
| User | Renada | 2006-02-15 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | BUSH IMPEACHED, THEY REALLY IS INTELLIGENT LIFE |
| User | Aknahlij_d 1 | 2006-02-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | yao ming found with 28 lbs of performance enhancers hidden in his kneecaps; scientists are baffled |
| User | Yara Lorinda | 2006-02-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Cloning works! Women gave birth to her own father! |
| User | Cigarz | 2006-02-12 | | | Subject | YJ Mutated | | Message | CUBANS CONSPIRE BUSH BEAT |
| User | FrankBlissett | 2006-02-11 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | MUSCLEMAN ELECTED TO LEAD CALIFORNIA.
No wait - that’s already been done. ;) |
| User | Aknahlij_d 1 | 2006-01-30 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Jesus Returns in a Spaceship with ELVIS! |
| User | clovernfoxglove | 2006-01-30 | | | Subject | Cosmonaut Has.... | | Message | Cosomonaut Has Alien Child
He’s a male...... |
| User | Rokhal | 2006-01-26 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | GUCCI DEBUTS BRONZE-AGE EVENING LINE
Russian maidens sported batik-dyed wolf skulls and knee-length tresses over cardamon-colored linen shifts for the famed designer’s latest show. Taking a cue from the ubiquitous Ugg boots, Gucci introduced a footwear line constructed entirely from hides and sinew. We loved the beaded Canadian Cross Fox flats under Mongolian-chic mohair leg muffs: perfect with a cocktail dress on frigid winter days. The finale stunned us with a scultural gown stitched entirely from crane skins and whalebone salvaged from antique corsets. "This would really get a girl noticed at the office party," the designer remarked. Of the matching bone tiara, depicting two fighting Norse boars, he announced his enthusiasm for indoor headwear. "It’s a whole new dimension of style. This is what the modern consumer has been missing." |
| User | inspirit999 | 2006-01-26 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | ALIEN GENETIC GENESIS SET TO BE TAUGHT IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS
The alien genetic theory bill has passed in the congress strongly approved by the president. The bill is now slated to be taught in all federally funded schools around the nation to be introduced into the curriculum within 6 months. It is another possible beginning for the human race to be taught alongside creationism and evolution. Many theologians and scientists have agreed that all three studies could illuminate many young minds on our Cosmo genesis and the beginnings of life.
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| User | Starless Knight | 2006-01-26 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | PRESIDENT CHOKED ON PRETZEL AND DIED
The second incident concerning a pretzel, this time the pretzel accutally won. More in next issue about who is to be president. The rest of the pretzel is up for sale on E-Bay. There is also the consideration of adding a pretzel to the American Flag, also to be later expanded. |
| User | Aruemos | 2006-01-17 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | I just reread rain’s....boy that is morbid. Ok.
but funny.
NEWS FLASH-FREE CBS LOGO PINS
-sidestory-Congress approves Executive use
of small video camera survialance |
| User | inspirit999 | 2005-12-29 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | sure |
| User | xtremegentleman | 2005-12-29 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | That’s funny as hell! Can I use it? |
| User | inspirit999 | 2005-12-29 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | EPIDEMIC BEGINS IN A HOMELESS SHELTER
local community is prepared to neutralize the offensive epidemic known as "no skillz disease" ~story inside~
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| User | Starless Knight | 2005-12-28 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | CRIMSON CRISIS
Due to the poetic societies recent ’crimson crisis’ world leaders have issued a few regulations in hopes that the terrible word ’crimson’ (now an official swear) will never befowl our wonderful poetry again. The new orders, replaceing the hated ’crimson’ with the now politically correct ’floobergan’ will hopefull solve the ’crimson crisis’.
references : see the journals of inspirit999 and starless knight |
| User | inspirit999 | 2005-12-27 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | HISTORICAL INACCURACY FOUND!!!
George Washington actually chopped down a fig tree! making the claim of not being able to tell a lie, now questionable. The Smithsonian now has a missing page of a diary on hand telling the events. ~story inside~ |
| User | Munchie_1226 | 2005-12-27 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | DNA TEST INDICATES THAT BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE ARE ACTUALLY BROTHER AND SISTER!
-we all knew that Angelina has a thing for her brothers!
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| User | Aruemos | 2005-12-27 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Add the post-dispatch to that....
HILTER ALIVE AND WORKING AT YOUR LOCAL DMV!!!
--Found out when white blue-eye blond people suspiously got through line faster.--
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| User | inspirit999 | 2005-12-26 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | ZOMBIE RUNS FOR CONGRESS
he is sure to get a large turn out of votes as the competition is not able to beat his popularity and charisma.
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