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User	Areinaka | 2005-05-24 |
Subject	untitled
Message	I love the Enbglish one, that’s just great.

User	vedanta19 | 2005-04-09 |
Subject	me too ;)
Message	it cracked me ...

User	WolfStar | 2005-04-08 |
Subject	untitled
Message	I like the Chinatown one... ; )

User	vedanta19 | 2005-04-08 |
Subject	ahem!!LOL
Message	A lecture about English A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

User	vedanta19 | 2005-04-08 |
Subject	;)
Message	A department store A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him. The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off. The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "why wouldn`t you answer that guy’s question?" The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"

User	vedanta19 | 2005-04-08 |
Subject	more jokes??!!!
Message	Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like ’Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?’" The old man answers, "Is name of owner." The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me...is right here," replies the old man. "You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?" "Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, ’What your name?’ He say,’Hans Olaffsen.’ Then she look at me and go, ’What your name?’" "I say Sem Ting."

User	Winterbliss | 2005-04-03 |
Subject	untitled
Message	LOL good one!

User	WolfStar | 2005-03-02 |
Subject	untitled
Message	That’s a good one... *giggles* thanks!

User	Magnolia | 2005-03-02 |
Subject	Ducks...
Message	Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!" Hope your day gets better...Magnolia