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 User  Lil_Santo 
 Topic  why the butterfly 
 Message  Seriously folks...why name it the Butterfly? If I spread it on toast does it enhance the taste and make the toast fly....When I put it in my eggs will they have more flavor...is it really that fattening? Will Fabio see all the painting and scultures and say
"I can’t believe it’s not BUTTER!!.......fly"?¿ 

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 User   Lil_Santo | 2005-03-18 |
 Subject  Fatittude 
 Message  Well I think if fat people invented the Dictionary....which probably happened but for funnies sake we’ll pretend the inventors of the dictionary were jockass muscle heads....then pretty much everything would be called chocolate something.....
butterflies-chocolate cake with wings
house flies-salad with chocolate syrup
cats-tenderloins with wiskers covered in a chocolate marinade and a side of freedom fries....
elephants-jumbo sized cheeseburger with a milkshake and a two liter coke and a side of buffet

and in all honesty.....spreading a butterfly on your toast didn’t really enhance the taste too much...in fact it made the toast taste like it violated my tongue..... 

 User   besodemuerte | 2005-03-17 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  fat people invented the dictionary? then it should be called Margarinefly then, right? 

 User   Webmaster | 2005-03-17 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Fat people invented the dictionary. In their happy land, there is butter, and those pretty looking flies always fluttering over it.

Also, flutter is pretty close to butter. Maybe it was supposed to be called a flutterfly. Butter does sound more cool. 

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