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 User  Lil_Santo 
 Topic  A HORSE AND CHICKEN 
 Message  a horse and a chicken are walking down the road......
the horse falls into some quicksand....
the chicken, stressing gets a Harley and is able to rescue the horse with a rope.
so they continue to walk......
the Chicken then falls into some quicksand
The Horse, calmly puts his dick into the quicksand and pulls the chicken out....

NOW WHAT’S THE MORAL TO THE STORY!? 

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 User   Trufflepiggy | 2005-04-16 |
 Subject  The answer- 
 Message  What? Dude, where’s the pig in this joke? There’s a horse and a chicken, so there’s supposed to be a PIG in this JOKE!
I DON’T SEE A SWINE! WHERE’S THE BACON! Hand me a screwdriver, and I’ll thwack you over the head with it, you little pink Wadjet!!

*cough* Sorry. Random bout of randomness. 

 User   Lightbringer | 2005-04-11 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  to pick up chicks
 

 User   Lightbringer | 2005-04-11 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  a guy with a big enough dick doesn’t need a Harley 

 User   nameless_nobody | 2005-04-11 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  chickens are green 

 User   Areinaka | 2005-04-11 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  It has to be some sort of riddle, and I am no good at riddles.  

 User   Lil_Santo | 2005-04-09 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  nope!

 

 User   WolfStar | 2005-04-09 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  WATCH WHERE THE F*CK YOU’RE GOING!!! 

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