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User	MurphyGirl44 | 2006-02-27 |
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Message	Its in the ketchup bottle

User	Avril54 | 2006-02-25 |
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Message	let’s see....under the bed? the fridge? oh! i know! go ask Jeniffer!!!!!! she has a forkstick she uses to get clothes out from behind the washer!!!! ha ha unless of course, one of the things that my friend mike was talking about happened....hmmm....

User	mercywraith | 2006-02-21 |
Subject	Amazing...
Message	Inspirit took the words right out of my mouth... lol, just kidding.

User	Toxic_Rayne | 2006-02-18 |
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Message	lmao, inspirit999 that was funny as Hell

User	Rokhal | 2006-02-13 |
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Message	You put the sock in the freezer while you were getting out the hot dog buns.

User	scienceyear | 2006-02-10 |
Subject	lost sock
Message	sorry but I can’t help but plug my poem "Lost Socks" inspired by this very mysterious phenomenon. I believe Area 51 has something to do with this. Just a theory. ~scienceyear~

User	screams | 2006-01-10 |
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Message	this reminds me of an powerful quote by my dad: if it was up your ass you would know

User	misty_of_moon | 2006-01-05 |
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Message	he also has to get plastic surgery to fix his nose so he can look like Jack-o!

User	Aknahlij_d 1 | 2006-01-04 |
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Message	Ronnie has a fix

User	Munchie_1226 | 2006-01-04 |
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Message	I think I saw Ronald McDonald on the strip wearing it. He was trying to sell it to the local drug dealer for a hit...... LMFAO! Sorry Kids....Ronald can’t make it today!

User	Aknahlij_d 1 | 2006-01-03 |
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Message	hein sock

User	misty_of_moon | 2006-01-03 |
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Message	a hitler sock rally

User	Darth Zeus | 2006-01-03 |
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Message	It will be at the last place you’ll search for it. lol

User	_Dancing_Alone_ | 2005-12-05 |
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Message	im lmao!!! i have to give it up to inspirit999 on this one. those were hilarious,but sadly impossible............

User	misty_of_moon | 2005-12-05 |
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Message	that’s a shit load of fucking spelling errors!

User	misty_of_moon | 2005-12-05 |
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Message	your sock has unfortunately been kidnaped by te taliban in hopes that it held the sectret to world domination but alas when your sock knewq not the secret codes to the pentagons computer systems the taliban said okay and blew your socks head off. i’m terribly sorry for your tragic loss. there are refreshments in the reception hall if you’d like.

User	wildchild | 2005-12-05 |
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Message	nah, i ate it.

User	inspirit999 | 2005-12-05 |
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Message	i have several answers: the sock attained a higher state of awareness and is now in heavenly bliss with the other spiritual overachieving socks. the sock was a bad sock and was taken to a incinerator where all the other bad socks go. the sock strapped itself with explosives and blew up the drawer full of socks. the sock grew legs and is running a marathon competing against world renowned socks. the sock went to sock college to attain a degree in fabric technology so it can help a world full of torn socks. the sock made a hit TV show as a hand puppet. the sock met another sock and though they were mismatched, it was love at first sniff. they eloped and got married at the temple of knitted saints. the sock realized it was in an unhealthy state joined a gym to work out and take on a strict feeding regiment. now it is MR. cotton universe. the sock started its own sex cult and now has little socks to do its bidding. the sock sick of society, formed a union of other lost sock to rebel against the standing powers and now has its new government sockmunism.