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User	YoungWerther | 2006-01-28 |
Subject	Screams
Message	is it trite? Good info, as for the screw thereafter well considered. Thanks

User	screams | 2006-01-28 |
Subject	untitled
Message	fuck his brains out the day before and then kiss and foundle the day after... before and after dinner of course. and then the next day fuck his brains out again. but avoid actual copulation on Valentines day, it is a trite act on that day...

User	YoungWerther | 2006-01-28 |
Subject	hmmmm
Message	well I can see that you have the point twisted, have I mentioned that its not a female? See this is the problem with arguments ad hominem, they usually tend to be very prejudice and are usually tangled, fallible and false. However, I’m not offended, I think its delightful because little comments of the sort are like music to my ears, they twitch a bit and take their leave. But thanks anyway, I might consider a few things as for the latter; its simple jargon. Thank you Happy Valentines

User	Rokhal | 2006-01-28 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Oh, and you might want to take a look at yourself and see if you really have her best interests at heart. Because if you don’t, that would be amoral and you should stop seeing her.

User	mae | 2006-01-27 |
Subject	untitled
Message	sorry. ESPECIALLY no pressure! mae

User	mae | 2006-01-27 |
Subject	untitled
Message	ESPECIALLY

User	Rokhal | 2006-01-26 |
Subject	untitled
Message	How about after dinner she sticks you in the groin with her steak knife, you know, in a very surgical and loving way? Cause that’s what I’d do if I ever read that. Want to do. Fantasize about doing. Did you know testicles are a delicacy in many countries? If you’re joking, I’m joking. If you’re not, you shouldn’t need those organs often. I have no idea what people do on Valentine’s day. I think Hallmark just made the whole thing up. That, and married people who need a landmark to tell them when it’s really, really time to get a sitter and worry about the kids over a nice lobster, thirty miles away. What might be fun is taking her out to a chocolate store where they have sampler platters, or a vinyard for a wine tasting. Give her a taste of the finer things in life. Speaking of the finer things, when you’re through with food, show her the finer advances in computer animation and get tickets to Underworld. No girl doesn’t love CG fangs and gore. Or get her parents in on the act! It represents a greater commitment on your part, and with Mom and Dad there, she’ll remember all the things they’ve been bugging her about when they found out she was dating you. Stiffened by their influence, she can subject you to the kind of pop quiz you thought you were done with when you left college---or when school got out---complete with weird self-help psychology terms you’d never heard outside Dr. Laura. Maybe you’ll come out ready to spy for the US and hold your own in the dankest Chinese interrogation rooms. Alternatively, take her out for fancy afternoon espresso. Espresso is da RoXXorz! Go to a pricey shop, where the barristas have gilded diplomas from Barrista School on the walls, and get her a cappucinno with a fern-leaf pattern poured into the foam. Meeting in the afternoon lets her stop watching for your hidden agenda, and loosening your wallet reassures her that, yes, you are still deeply committed to the relationship. Any monster truck races or smash-up derbies? No? Oh, that’s a summer thing. That’d be cool. Notice a trend? Spending exorbitantly on food will theoretically please any girl. It’s in our genes. If you want to get creative, here are the messages to send: I deeply care about you as a person. I will suffer robbery and torture to secure your love. No pressure.