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 User  Katana Ryoko 
 Topic  Where the sock go? 
 Message  Every time I do the laundry I always end up one sock short. WHY? Give me your theories on it or for the hell of it make up a story on it. 

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 User   alteredlife | 2006-06-14 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Yay for black holes... and perhaps dogs that have sock fetishes. 

 User   BusterLILblock | 2006-06-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  raheel ate them not uthmaan  

 User    | 2006-06-08 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Red Hot Chilie Peppers. 

 User   .:eVe:. | 2006-06-07 |
 Subject  Socks 
 Message  I think I’d have to agree with alteredlife. Have you ever ended up with a sock that had no match and you can’t remember where the damn thing came from in the first place....I go with the black hole theory....  

 User   alteredlife | 2006-06-05 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Or maybe your dog did. 

 User   darkness | 2006-05-31 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Those evil bouncy balls took em

or my 3 year old sister ate it 

 User    | 2006-05-14 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Maybe when you transfer from washer to dryer, one sock, wet, falls between machines? 

 User   Fey | 2006-05-14 |
 Subject  alive 
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 User   alteredlife | 2006-05-08 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Cosmic sock theory.

Um, it’s all to do with black holes and stuff (I know, really scientific). They vanish and pop out in other people’s dryers... through a vortex thingymajiggy.

Yep. I swear it’s true. 

 User   DaGrimReaperess | 2006-05-05 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Uthmaan ate them 

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