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 User  eener 
 Topic  chocolate 
 Message  Ok, being a raging chocoholic, I just have to ask everyone this:

What is your favorite chocolatey thing to munch on?

I declare this the delicious chocolatey thread...so indulge. 

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 User   Indelible_ink | 2005-06-21 |
 Subject  MMMM 
 Message  Oh don’t get me started, I’m so addicted to chocolate my friends think I’m scary. I love Hershey’s almonds bar, and Godiva chocolate!! MMM!! 

 User   J-IDENTITY | 2005-06-17 |
 Subject  yummy ! 
 Message  my girl-friend !, juz kiddin, i like rich-homemade chocolate !!! 

 User   WolfStar | 2005-03-08 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Chocolate covered raspberries from starbucks... mmmm..... 

 User   cuddledumplin | 2005-03-08 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  I can take or leave chocolate. I use to find it vile when I was little, but I will eat it now. Seriously, I used to hate chocolate and coffee. I can deal with chocolate, but I’ve never liked coffee. Bitter beans aren’t for me. 

 User   mae | 2005-02-26 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  HP, did you say you "had" this boyfriend? For goodness sake, what happened? That guy sounds like a keeper to me! mae 

 User   Emma_closes | 2005-02-19 |
 Subject  Heaven in a jar 
 Message  What ISN’T my favourite chocolate thing to much? Well, if I have to pick one, I’d probably have to say it’s Nutella (chocolate and peanutbutter: AKA heaven in a jar) spread over one of those giant soft-baked Grandma’s double chocolate cookies. *salivates*. Coronary blockage; here I come! 

 User   magnicat | 2005-01-18 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Phil, you should check out finger’s site on Elite. she recently joined, and she is a kick in the rubber parts... she is! 

 User   phil askew | 2005-01-17 |
 Subject  chocolate Peace 
 Message  Magnicat - Whoa! I guess I mixed up that question. All along it was you, not Learah, who had the Cadbury "Fingers: as a roommate. No wonder it’s quiet there, between the Milanos and "Fingers", who’s got time to argue. Thanks for clearing up all of this.  

 User   magnicat | 2005-01-17 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  poor Phil. you ARE confused, man. it’s me, magnicat, who has the roommate named "fingers." and there’s peace at our house. no one is knocking anyone over the head with a guitar over a Milano cookie! 

 User   mae | 2005-01-17 |
 Subject  To marysunshine 
 Message  I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m not a chocoholic and I don’t have a problem. You, see, Mary, it’s all in the definition of "problem." Personally, I don’t consider it a problem if I have to physically restrain Phil to get his chocolate. I’ll admit, the method I used may have been a little harsh - sorry, Phil - but, I’m sure Phil understands. Don’t you, Phil? Problem? I don’t have a problem, nosireebob, *munch,much*, Idfon’t haf a profblemf, (stuffing) *munch,munch, munch.* mae 

 User   phil askew | 2005-01-16 |
 Subject  Confusion???? 
 Message  Learah - Help me out here! You have a cat named "Fingers", who plays killer guitar and likes dark chocolate Milanos, or your roommate ate all of of your milk chocolate Milanos and you’re going to kill’er with your guitar? Which is it? I’m so confused! 

 User   magnicat | 2005-01-16 |
 Subject  Milanos 
 Message  Phil, haven’t you been to the store lately? They have special Milk Chocolate Milanos, just for me!!! Dark Chocolate, ewwwwww!!

Actually, my roommate, "fingers," (alright Phil, I can hear you with a smart remark already.... she plays killer guitar!), she likes dark chocolate and I like milk chocolate, so all’s great at our house! 

 User   eener | 2005-01-16 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  *ditches the chocoholic meeting entirely to go find a job to earn the near $30 necessary to buy the mega size Hershey bar she found at Wal-Mart yesterday* 

 User   phil askew | 2005-01-15 |
 Subject  Grovelling 
 Message  "Yes, I am a chocoholic", he says as he devours another Lindt truffle, the dark chocolate kind, "and proud of it. I will grovel for no man, or woman. I will not profess to be seeking redemption for my "dark" chocolate ways, or for my sins of over-indulgence, for that would be an un-truth. I am happy, and fat, the way I am, and I seek only to acquire more of the same. So I stand before you today, to tell you I will not reform, that I pledge my allegiance to the Dark, White, and Milky, forever. 

 User   marysunshine | 2005-01-14 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Look at yourselves! Look what you’re reduced to....chocoholism is a real problem...I think you should all take a long hard look at yourselves and ask...Is it worth it? Is it worth hurting your friends and family for the lure of high caloried satisfaction?...can chocolate keep you warm at night? Does chocolate really care?
Now each of you needs to get up and admit your problem....

My name is Marianne and I am a chocoholic. I’ve been off the juice for fourty eight hours...and I’m doin ok.  

 User   mae | 2005-01-14 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!!  

 User   phil askew | 2005-01-13 |
 Subject  Peanut Cluster Secur 
 Message  HEY! Watch out where you grab to get those peanut clusters! (Drops all his chocolate in a fit of self-preservation). (Magnicat stops dancing - no more Milanos) Nearly everyone lunges for the falling chocolate, tipping the table, and Magnicat into Mae’s lap, where upon her chair and all rolls over, ending in a heap with everyone in the pile, except Phil, who then grabs all the chocolate. Ah ,sweet ecstacy! 

 User   mae | 2005-01-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Phil, do you have any peanut clusters? I’m about to die here. Please? Just a couple, no...three...er, four. Oh....(grabs bag shamelessly). (Stops - and hands the bag back to Phil) I’gm surry, Pffil (she says with her mouth full of chocolate). I’ll weplwace ’em. mae 

 User   besodemuerte | 2005-01-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  i want caramel and crunchies and nuget covered in white chocolate...
 

 User   phil askew | 2005-01-09 |
 Subject  Milanos and dancing 
 Message  Magnicat - Please get dressed, I’m not supposed to hang around with the wrong kind of women. Rule 1 : Do not mix forums! Milanos are covered with dark chocolate!
What’s this milk chocolate nonsense? Here we go again, dark vs. milk vs. white.
Will it ever end? I’ve changed my mind, keep on dancing, I’ve still got 35 bags left, with any kind of chocolate you want. 

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