| User | Rokhal | | Topic | Q/A? Q/A! | | Message | Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Answer the Q above you and ask another one.
Here’s a sample from another forum.
Q: Do bunnies kill people?
A: Of course, you hear about it all the time.
Q: What do you think their motive is?
A: to rid the world of thier cutsie image.
Q: do you think the pink ones will be the leaders? |
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| User | misty_of_moon | 2007-09-25 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | im still learning!!!!!
A: Down Fifth avenue,take a right at Tony’s Pizza Pavilion then juuuuuust to the left, oops, there u go, u missed it, go back and try again.
Q: What’s the first word that pops into your mind? |
| User | phil askew | 2007-09-25 | | | Subject | untilted | | Message | A: Not very good. You hit that one only about 180yds. Try rolling your right hand a bit more clockwise.
Q: Where is the center of the universe? |
| User | misty_of_moon | 2007-09-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: Sure u can as long as it doesn’t involve talk of extraterrestrial encyclopedias
Q: How’s My driving?
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| User | misty_of_moon | 2007-09-11 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: The Man with the gun that’s who
Q: May i ask u a question? |
| User | misty_of_moon | 2007-08-30 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: Mr. Ed is actually a bio-engineered destruction machine originally developed by nasa to fend off alien attacks, they hoped the harmless, gentle appearance of a talking horse would lure the aliens into a false sense of security allowing E.D. (which stands for Enviormental Doomshorse) to destroy their entire force. However, upon the landing of the Mars Rover NASA realized that E.D. was too dangerous to let loose and they thus reprogramed the A.I. into a mild mannered horse with a vague sense of comedic skill. That is what Mr. Ed is.
Q: Who would win in a fight, the Jersey Devil or the Chupacabra? |
| User | Ratiomeducet | 2007-08-29 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: Ignore him and keep walking.. unless he was after me..
Then I’d grab the nearest baby and use it as a shield
while i ran toward him screaming freedom like Mel Gibson.
Ya Boi!
Q: If a horse is a horse, of course, then WTF is Mr. Ed? |
| User | misty_of_moon | 2007-08-29 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: The Eskimo,The Tree, and the Volvo
Q: If A crazed yakuza gunman came running down your street what would you do? (Yakuza=japanese mafia) |
| User | Seraphim | 2007-08-28 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A. A poopie flavored Lollypop
Q.Which came first the chicken or the egg |
| User | Ratiomeducet | 2007-08-28 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: Nobody noticed cause it never ends. It only waits.
Q: What do you get when you combine an Eskimo, a Tree, and a Volvo? |
| User | misty_of_moon | 2007-08-13 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: Running fridge, because there r old tacos inside, shame shame what a waste
Q: Did anyone notice that the never ending story actually ended?? |
| User | Writer Chic | 2007-07-23 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: flash player was created by Macromedia - and we all know what those guys are up to. That’s right, their out make EVERYONE use Adobe...and not just for stuff but for OTHER stuff as welll!!
Q: heavy light or running fridge - which makes more sense and why? |
| User | misty_of_moon | 2007-05-18 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: the left front one
Q: why is Flash player 8 so damn evil? |
| User | Azuire | 2007-05-17 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: It’s floating above your head this very minute, waiting for the opportune moment to suddenly realise that gravity exists and bonk your head, just to make a point.
Q: Which one of your tyres is flat? |
| User | GiveMeTheGun | 2007-05-17 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: What’s a hermaphrodite!
Q: Where’s my dictionary when I need it? |
| User | dismentled | 2007-05-15 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: No, the ninja’s are trying to be samurai’s cause they get better health benefits.
Q: If men are from Mars, and Woman are from Venus; where are hermaphrodites from? |
| User | misty_of_moon | 2007-05-14 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: the reason no one can find her is because she’s the one behind the investigation to find Carmen Sandiego thus we will never find her unless we go into the investigation room and drag her from her very nice and comfy chair.
Q:If, say, a ninja were discovered as actually a samurai would that mean that all samurais are awesome ninjas in disguise or are all ninjas secretly want to be awesome samurais? |
| User | taramarie | 2007-05-13 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: Your mom
Q: Is Carmen SanDiego still missing? Why can’t anyone locate that bitch? |
| User | UnderlinedInRed | 2007-05-11 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: Because its easier to walk that way.
Q: Why/Where did the whole "storks are where babys come from" originate? |
| User | Azuire | 2007-05-10 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A: You poke it with a very sharp needle.
Q:Why is the world flat? |
| User | WD-40 | 2007-05-10 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | A. Bunnies, They like to attack people. Its true.
Q. How do you destroy an evil bouncyball? |
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