| User | Aruemos | | Topic | Bad Jokes | | Message | Post any corny, stupid yet somehow hilarious joke you can think of!!!
Did you know Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer?
Too Bad Chuck Norris Doesn’t Cry!!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Cause she had no arms.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
The last two are musts for the stoner in you. |
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| User | Writer Chic | 2006-01-22 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | why did the chicken cross the road?
COZ IT WANTED TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE |
| User | Avril54 | 2006-01-15 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | you guys suck
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| User | Aruemos | 2006-01-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Ok, I saw the dead baby joke so....I decide to tell some sick jokes i heard.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porsche?
I don’t have a porsche in my garage.
Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
Can’t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
<from Boondock Saints>:How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One REAL tall lesbian to screw in the light bulb, and one REAL small lesbian to suck my dick while I supervise.
Its called bad jokes for a reason |
| User | misty_of_moon | 2006-01-05 | | | Subject | Knock knock... | | Message | i hate these but this is a bad one so i figured it fit the description
Knock, knock?
who’s there?
M’dame..
M’dame who?
m’damn foot’s stuck in the door! |
| User | onetruesmartass | 2006-01-04 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | lmao oh that’s twisted Li Li! |
| User | Munchie_1226 | 2006-01-04 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Bad joke eh....................
Did ya’ll here that Michael Jackson died today?
Yup..........it’s true...........he ate some 12 year old weiners!
*slaps knee* LMFAO!
OoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh That’s some good ish maynard! |
| User | Seraphim | 2006-01-03 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | what do you call the empty seat on a bus full of black people going over a cliff......
*A Damn Shame*
haahhahaha :p its a joke people |
| User | onetruesmartass | 2006-01-03 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
*A pilot you fucking racist!*
I have a couple of good jokes that was told to me by a friend of Mexican descent. He thought they were funny so I’ll pass them along. Please Do Not come to my page screeching rascim..it’s just a joke:
Black guy and Hispanic guy are in a car...who’s driving?
*The white cop*
A Mexican, Coloumbian and Texan are in a cargo plane. The pilot says they’re too heavy and need to lighten the load, so the Coloumbian throws out 100 pounds of coke and says " In my country, we have alot of cocaine."
So the Mexican throws out 100 pounds of marijuana and says " In my country, we have alot of marijuana."
Then the Texan grabs the Mexican and throws him off the plane and turns to the Coloumbian. " In my country, we have lots of them."
*onetruesmartass* |
| User | Avril54 | 2006-01-03 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | If I was ever on ’Jeopardy!’, and Alex asked me what the square root of 5,668,923 was, I would just say, "What is..the answer?"
oh, i crack myself up |
| User | Avril54 | 2006-01-03 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | what do you call a girl with no arms and no legs and she talks a lot?
Gabbie.
wow that’s bad XD |
| User | misty_of_moon | 2006-01-03 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | why was Bunker Hill so slick?
the british were cumming
if you watched th Dukes of Hazzard movie you’ll see where i stole this from |
| User | alteredlife | 2006-01-02 | | | Subject | Gross Joke | | Message | What’s worse than a delivery truck full of dead babies?
The live one at the bottom eating its way out.
Um yea, a girl told me that one - I’m not that sick, honestly lol. I thought this one was good enough to make the bad joke grade.
*scoots off before he gets shot* |
| User | splifford | 2005-12-22 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | that’s because i’m from virginia |
| User | GiveMeTheGun | 2005-12-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | You misspelled Virginia* |
| User | misty_of_moon | 2005-12-19 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | why did the chicken cross the road?
to sue everyone who ever used this joke. |
| User | misty_of_moon | 2005-12-19 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | twisted... |
| User | splifford | 2005-12-19 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | this girl from west vergina askes her dad if she could use the car. he says, u know what u have to do and he unzips his pants. she gets down on her knees and starts to give him head. she stops and says, dad your dick tastes like sh*t. he says, oh ya your brother has the car this weekend. |
| User | shygirl | 2005-12-19 | | | Subject | another bad joke | | Message | what did the toilet say to the shower??
I get more Shit then you do??
then what did the shower repile back??
I get more action then you!!
H ha ha ha ha h ahaha ha ha hah???? |
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