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 User  Avril54 
 Topic  Weird Jokes 
 Message  My mom told me these jokes when i was a kid, they’re called, ’guy with no arms and legs’ jokes.

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and you hang him on the wall?

Art!

what do you call a guy w/ no arms and no legs and he floats in water?

Bob!

what do you call a guy w/ no arms and no legs and you wipe your feet on him?

Mat!

what do you call a guy w/ no arms and no legs and you wear him around your neck?

Ty!

what do you call a guy w/ no arms and no legs and he has more money than you?

Rich!

what do you call a guy w/no arms and no legs and you get him in the mail?

Bill!

P.S. I submitted these (and a few more) on my page, i wanted to see how many people would get them. 

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