| User | dismentled | | Topic | Kill Yourself! | | Message | Want to commit suicide, but tired of the same old clichés? Slit wrists, sleeping pills, and a shotgun to the head! Here at dismentled inc. We know that when it comes time for you to kill yourself, that you want to be remembered, even if it’s just for a few days. Our methods are sure to keep csi wondering who, what, why, where, when, and how? They wont know what hit em! We’ve comprised a top 10 list of sure fire deaths that’ll keep them guessing, and let you go out with style!
10: Rent a sports car and speed over a cliff. With a big box of razors in the front seat, and a full gas can in the trunk. Plummit to your death at a 100mph! and if the landing doesn’t kill you, the fire will! remember your loved one’s will get what’s left, so always use someone else’s car!
9:Fore those looking for an extreme thrill prior to death we suggest parachuting without a parachute. And to make for an all senses fail ride, we suggest downing some tequila, and that bottle of "instalax" that doc gave you before your colonoscipy! Also, might be suggeest masterbating, and doing this naked. But you’ll have just over 3 min., so; better make it count. Between the cum, shyt, puke, piss, and blood you’ll not be soon forgotten!
8:Get a rotwhiler from the pound, lock him up for 3 days without food, than lock yourself in an electrical fence, with barbed razor wire, and let him go at it. If you try to chicken out, he gets extra crispy for dinner! And because of that you wont have to worry about the animal rights activists protesting at your funeral
7:autoerotoexphixiation. Now there’s only about 1 case of this a month. This is not for the faint of heart. Now for this there are admittably several methods. But our favorite is as such; handcuff and shackle yourself, get rolled up in a rug, and have a cinderbloock strapped to the chains, and get tost to lake. Now, if you can get off before dying, you deserve to be remembered!
6:Got to the top of the empire states building; but before you jump. Take an abundance of pills, booze, drugs, slit your wrists, set yourself on fire, step on the ledge and pull the trigger; they’ll be completely baffled, and have no idea which killed you first!
5: Drink a shyt load of water, or liquid of your choice and start filling the bathtub up with your piss, once filled to your desired level get in, slit your wrists, turn the water on (hot only!) and take that cheap plug in vibrator you bought and fuck yourself in the ass. If you’re lucky, the water will seep through the floor and cause the tub to fall throuh however many storys up you were! Either way, they’ll have one hell of a mess to clean up!
4:This one’s for the true massochists. IN the middle of summer go out to the middle of the desert. Shave yourself, completely. Cut yourself a few times; preferably on the chest. Toss some alcohol and salt on it(in that order). Get naked pur honey all over you, and tie yourself to the ground. Than let the hot red ants nibble on you, before the coyotes realize you’re there. And in between you’ll likely start to have hallucinations from the heat, not to mention one killer sunburn(exscuse the pun!)
3: This one is for those who like the water. Go down under to Australia, where the majority of shark related deaths accur. Go to the southern peak point, and jump. If the rocks don’t kill you, the sharks surely will; but be sure to cut a couple times; they deserve fresh food too, and the blood will let em know dinner has arrived.
2:Trains. That’s what this one is about. A little more challenging, but well worth while. Get yourself a train(preferrably amtrak)chances are you’ll highjack it. Change tracks and full speed ahead! Eventually you’ll have a hed on collision. Now for an extra kick strap yourself to the very front of the train; now that’s looking death in the eye!
1. A new spin, on an old classic, and my personal favorite! Go to a loanshark(don’t worry, you wont have to pay him back!) get as much as you can. Rent out the penthouse, and let the drugs, and alcohol flow. along with the "high class hoes"(they get paid that much for a reason you know!). The team will think it’s an od, but wont they be surprised when they find out it was dehydration! Now, that’s something to be remembered for!
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| User | dismentled | 2006-09-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | LOL; you know what’s sad, your probabily right, but hey what you gonna do right? |
| User | Learah | 2006-09-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | If it’s no surprise that life’s a bitch and then you die, why all the exclamation marks?
Dealing with suicidal tendencies is fine, I guess that’s a reason to join a poetry site all right...utilising imaginative deaths as form of cathartis, whatever works for you.
Bleh though. Your imagination deserves better...
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| User | dismentled | 2006-09-11 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Beliefs don’t always reflect truth. And I don’t care what you believe! As, i don’t expect anyone to care about what I believe. This wasn’t meant to be taken seriousily(duh!), and it was my own way with dealing with my own suicdial tendencies. You can run from fear, or you can look it in the face; either way sooner or later you die! |
| User | Learah | 2006-09-10 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | There’s plenty ofd freedom in speech.
There isn’t much taste, decency or tact but then again, we’re dealing with bratty teenagers here. I don’t believe in censorship but feel bad for anyone reading this who lost a loved one to suicide. Hopefully dismentled will never be in that position.... |
| User | | 2006-09-01 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | I don’t care about censorship. I just think it’s a waste of time for you to be griping about Freedom of Speech when there is none. |
| User | Toxic_Rayne | 2006-08-25 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | I don’t care for much censorship...people should know what they’re getting into when they read something, and if it bothers them that much, don’t read the rest of it.
*tox* |
| User | dismentled | 2006-08-23 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | LOL, oh yeah that’s right, I forgot. You’re a "writer" who believes in censorship. That makes about as much sense as a hunter not believing in guns. But hey why should you care about all the people who died to help protect that right. Yeah, you’re not ungrateful little bitch, are you |
| User | GiveMeTheGun | 2006-08-22 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Yeah, let’s go ahead and start with your Freedom of Speech rant. |
| User | DaGrimReaperess | 2006-08-22 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | a sick sence of humor.
shoot now i feel bad cuz i laughed at that dude who died... |
| User | dismentled | 2006-08-22 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | LMAO! Shux, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but this kinda is a poetry web-site. And I am an elite-member. Just because you’re dis-satisfied with your "talent" doesn’t mean others here don’t have it. Oh, and I have every right to say what I did! You on the other hand have NO RIGHT as to tell me what I can and can not say! Grow up, and get a sense of humor! |
| User | GiveMeTheGun | 2006-08-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | How very poetic.
Unfortunately it just sounds like you copied and pasted it off some website, so it doesn’t really work for me.
And you can’t make that statement because others prefer not to laugh at death.
Just so you know. |
| User | Toxic_Rayne | 2006-08-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | haha, true
*tox* |
| User | dismentled | 2006-08-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | What has happened with the world. If you can’t embrace death, and laugh at it; than it’ll consume you; along with your fears! |
| User | Toxic_Rayne | 2006-08-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | yupp, I guess so, lol.
*tox* |
| User | DaGrimReaperess | 2006-08-21 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | that wasnt funny at all to me. i guess it depends on ur sence of humor... |
| User | Toxic_Rayne | 2006-08-20 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | burn
*tox* |
| User | dismentled | 2006-08-20 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Well Gun, I guess you’re just too msart to know when to laugh with the rest of us |
| User | GiveMeTheGun | 2006-08-20 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | For some, it succeeded.
For others it just plain stupid. |
| User | PiperH | 2006-08-20 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | I don’t know either. It’s only meant to be funny. |
| User | Toxic_Rayne | 2006-08-20 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Very interesting, lol, all of this just made me laugh, dunno why it’s being taken so seriously.
*tox* |
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