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 User  FreeBird 
 Topic  Random Jokes 
 Message  I have heard many random jokes and I want to hear more. First I’ll tell you one: If two wheels fall off a boat how many pancakes can you stuff in a doghouse? None because snakes don’t have armpits!  

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 User   Lord Bane | 2007-06-09 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  An honest lawyer, Humpty Dumpty, the Tooth Fairy and a tramp are walking down the street when they see some money lying on the ground. Who picks it up?
A: The tramp, the other three dont exist 

 User   misty_of_moon | 2006-11-09 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  why did the dead baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken (yes, i did steal that from Stephen King) 

 User   BusterLILblock | 2006-10-18 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  i dont got any 

 User   DaGrimReaperess | 2006-10-15 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  to get to the other side. just like why did the emo cross the road. jkfl 

 User   GiveMeTheGun | 2006-10-15 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Figure that mindblowing piece out, mothaas. 

 User   Areinaka | 2006-10-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Why did the merry-go-round fall off of the earth? Because my mom died.  

 User   eowyn | 2006-10-04 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  ???
ive never heard any like that? 

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