User  insphered soul 
 Topic  Government monkeys 
 Message  I’ve been thinking abou this for a long time now, and I’ve come to a conclusion: the government has genetic monkeys that they use to kidnap genius people. i know it sounds crazy but its true! the monkeys are out there, they were engineered in the low bunker levels of Harvard University ( a college in America, hard to get into. ever wonder why? the monkeys of course) and then when they are created, the government sends them out into the other schools around the world so they can record everything we say and one day use it agaisnt us in a battle for control of the world.

so the question is.............do you believe the monkey’s are coming? 

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 User   Dark Romeo89 | 2006-03-24 |
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 Message  it was a monkey but bush stuck his hand up its ass so now its a puppet too  

 User   insphered soul | 2006-03-24 |
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 Message  i am no one’s monkey. i am not labeled as a monkey. I am beyond the government. I am more than they could ever imagine. I am unique...just like everyone else, lol.

the government uses real monkeys, im talking about real monkeys. the real monkeys the government uses to steal information and proble us ’humans’. its true.

tell them about it Chell! Tell then all about it!.........again 

 User   Evil Jesture | 2006-03-22 |
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 Message  A bit touchy feely today are we lol... Well I thought u were talking about the government... Its understandable cause we are called government monkeys to the governmental puppets 

 User   insphered soul | 2006-03-22 |
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 Message  yeah........wait.....you left? or when i left? ahh, i still missed you either way. come here and give me a hug *opens arms* 

 User   Evil Jesture | 2006-03-21 |
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 Message  u missed me soul 

 User   insphered soul | 2006-03-21 |
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 Message  right............. 

 User   Toxic_Rayne | 2006-03-21 |
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 Message  lol, yea more mature.....yeeeeaaaaa 

 User   Evil Jesture | 2006-03-21 |
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 Message  U know what I smack u with the banana and throw monkey poo at you, and I could say alot more but I dont want to at the moment. Im more mature than that lol 

 User   insphered soul | 2006-03-20 |
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 Message  exactly 

 User   Hallian | 2006-03-20 |
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 Message  The #1 excuse: I’m tired. Ya know, the monkeys started that. They infuse it in your brain as you sleep. 

 User    | 2006-03-20 |
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 Message  Oookay then. I’ve heard alot of paranoid conspiracy theories but this one definitely tops the list. And sadly I look down and see my own dear best friend’s comments. I do hope she was kidding.
Are there special ops monkey’s out there, waiting to snatch pre chosen geniuses off the streets? It seems a little far fetched to me, but what do I know? Hey, why not carry some bannana pepper spray just in case?
*onetruesmartass* 

 User   Evil Jesture | 2006-03-20 |
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 Message  SHIT!!! Shutup lol... I was tired when I wrote that.... where is the cute little monkey 

 User   insphered soul | 2006-03-20 |
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 Message  um, jesture.......are you aware that we are talking about real monkeys? 

 User   Evil Jesture | 2006-03-18 |
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 Message  Smack the pollitical monkey with his own banana... Send his white ass back to where he came from... Stop the monkeys from taking over 

 User   insphered soul | 2006-03-18 |
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 Message  exactly, its all just a big government plot that the monkey’s are secretly running without them knowing, and its going way too far. when the monkey revolt comes, i dont know where you all will be, but i will be kicking some monkey ass. I knew it was really hapening, everyone told me i was stupid when i talkd about it......whoa, what if the people that told me to not talk about it and forget it were the monkeys in disguise? i gotta think about the people that are close to me right now. this really is some deep shit.

Chell - thank you for the extra evidence I needed to confirm this, this is really good, now i know to watch out for the possible diguises.

Dark Romeo89 - thank you for telling me it could be LIB 

 User   Chell | 2006-03-18 |
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 Message  Insphered soul, God bless you man!
I have trying to tell everyone about this for years!
This is totally legit shit man!

There have been signs.

In 1996, a man named James Cole tried to warn people about the "Army of the Twelve Monkeys" and no one listened. He was locked up, and then a lot of people suddenly died...coincidence? I think not!

There has been video footage of them protecting ’choosen’ people- usually by hiding in the trunk until they are needed. They portray themselves as our friends. Ones who will keep our daughters and cars safe. The want us to believe they are ones who can help in times of emergency- like bribing a cop to get out of a speeding ticket, or helping deliver a child. It’s all to gather information.

If you can afford it, you too can have a Bathroom Monkey like Janeane Garafalo.

These little creatures want us to believe that they are willing to work for us, in our homes, until they die of natural causes. And all the while unsuspecting people let these monkey clean their toilets... (Possibly another explanation for anal probes?)

We expect our men to wear monkey suits to all the high society functions. (Want to know where they hide the cameras and microphones... ever wonder where the term cuff LINKS came from?)

Three teenagers in Venice California were approached by a movie production company called 20MAX, to make a film. Amy, the young lady from the move was quoted saying "The movie is called MONKEY LOVE and it was exciting at first but now it’s getting creepy and that’s all I’m going to say about that right now." I just hope they are ok...

And they have already infiltrated the internet. They’re sneaky mothers....

If you go to http://www.100monkeys.org/ you will find

"Your source for monkey news, reviews and previews. And the only place you can adopt a virtual monkey to try and type a Shakespearian sonnet." Seriously man, this shit goes deep.

So, better either grab you knees and kiss you backside goodbye, or run like hell. Because the last thing you’ll hear if they get you, is a chimp chump asking, "Human want a banana?" 

 User   Dark Romeo89 | 2006-03-18 |
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 Message  they kidnap all the smart ppl
so thats why ass the ppl with gov offaces are dumasses
just imagen any one of us on this site could be a monkey
(wisper:you hold lib down and i will hit him) 

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