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 User  Fizzlethorpe 
 Topic  Too Serious! 
 Message  This is the topic where we shall debate....

Ninja vs Pirates!!

On one hand Ninja have the hacks of a Counter Strike script kiddy, but in real life.

On the other hand Pirates have a cool attitude and outlook on life, and treasure. Oh and parrots. And buggery.

I think Ninja would totally "pwn" the "n00b" Pirates. Pirates are tough, i’m sure, but they’re not Ninja tough. More like Ninja’s-kid-brother-who-knows-karate tough.

I mean have you seen any Ninja movies? They can practically fly!

Yeah, Ninja, all the way. 

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 User   joeyalphabet | 2006-04-22 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Or bombs like ’Day of the Dolphin’ (what a stupid movie!). Or, if they’re VERY clever, they could squeal at such high pitch our brains would explode... 

 User   Fantastic Freya | 2006-04-21 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Ah, but they can have lasers and such strapped to their heads.  

 User   joeyalphabet | 2006-04-21 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  I would like to point out that dolphins ain’t got hands... 

 User   Fantastic Freya | 2006-04-21 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Oh man, I totally forgot the dolphins. Now that they can carry weapons, they’re unstoppable. Well, unless you put a cork in their blowhole, that’s gonna muck them up. 

 User   DavidHirt | 2006-04-21 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  The dolphins would just kick everybody’s butts by nature of cool jumping moves and superior intelligence. EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee ahahahahahahahah 

 User   Fantastic Freya | 2006-04-16 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Assassins are pussies. Don’t have the guts to come out in the open.  

 User   Toxic_Rayne | 2006-04-16 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  no no no no peoples! assassins! we get paid like bookuu bucks yo! 

 User   Seele | 2006-04-16 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  I’d have to say Ninjas. Don’t get me wrong, pirates are cool, but Ninjas are better. Ha! My crazy friend told her careers advisor that she wanted to be a Ninja. 

 User   Jason The Basta | 2006-04-16 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  I am a huge pirate fan! They were the first true democracies. Captains and officers were voted for and could be replaced at any time. They were the first to have a workman’s comp program for their fellows who were mained and killed on the job and in an age of utter intollerance they were the only example of people from different nations, ethnic groups, and religons who lived as equals. GO PIRATES! 

 User   darkness | 2006-04-16 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  ninjas are pety thieves
but pirates
well pirates are awsome
i mean they have cutlasses, knives, a ship
plus they have a cook on board
and they sing and act crazy
YAY PIRATESSSS!!!!!!!!![
Pirates WihT cutLaSseSs AnD ChAInSaWwWwWSssss 

 User   Toxic_Rayne | 2006-04-15 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  hmm, good point! 

 User   Fantastic Freya | 2006-04-15 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Pirates have one major advantage over ninjas: they can break whatever law they like, whenever they please. Sure, they’re bound by a "code", but let’s face it, the code consists of "don’t piss in your mate’s beer" and "don’t screw something you’re going to eat later". Ninjas can’t cheat. Although they do have better dress sense. 

 User   Toxic_Rayne | 2006-04-15 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Ninja! 

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