User  onetruesmartass 
 Topic  Turn On/Off 
 Message  What could a member of the opposite (or same)sex do to completely turn you off or on?

Would it be something they said, or maybe something about them physically? Does a guy like it when a girl comes on like gangbusters, or do you prefer the more demure type? Girls, do you want an over-muscled guy with free weights for brains or someone more sensitive and in touch with emotions?

What would you do to let someone know you’re interested?

I saw a commercial earlier with a woman that was a real bunny-boiler (psycho for those who haven’t seen Fatal Attraction) and wondered if people reall act this way. 

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 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-04-25 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  oy. *rolls eyes* but of course. 

 User   MyX | 2007-04-24 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Just yours MJ =p


MyX 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-04-24 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  er....wanna flower?????
o.O
 

 User   MyX | 2007-04-23 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  It appears that everyone wants to smu...smite me lately.


MyX 

 User   UnderINK | 2007-04-22 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Pretty much everything my boyfriend is. He’s not ripped with muscle, which is good. I find that disgusting. He’s athletic but not a body builder type; he’s a lineman in varsity football. He’s built to knock people over, more or less. I like that, and his height. Generally I tend to be biasedly attracted toward more slavic-esque features---sharp or almond eyes, blue usually, and broad faces (which he fits because he’s Polish). As far as a turn-on for attitude, I like the laid back almost ’punk-esque’ type, I guess. Intellectually impressive as well as free-spirited, with a great love of music. For some reason that attitude toward life and that general personality is hot. I don’t mind a guy thinking about sex, as long as it’s just with me (I’m glad to put out if they give me that, eh?) I actually find some typically male traits sexy, like watching football and eating a lot of meat and being aggressive. My boyfriend watches football and hockey, won’t touch most vegetables, and has a bit of an easily triggered attitude. I suppose that, depending on how they -direct- it, that can be hot.

Being superficial, having too masculine of features or too much of a bodybuilder type body, or not being able to hold an intellectual discussion about politics or history or philosophy or psychology. . . that would be a turn off. Being too uptight is obnoxious, too. 

 User   dismentled | 2007-04-22 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  I don’t want the goat! Look the horses get very jealous and if they catch me with another animal they’ll dick whip me, and leave a muchroom tip imrpint on my forehead! 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-04-21 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  no you have the goat
or atleast...
i’m assuming... 

 User   dismentled | 2007-04-21 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  wait, does that mean I’m stuck with the goat? 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-04-21 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  o.O


sense WHEN did I end up milking YOUR goats????!!!!


and btw myx
it’s ok...

i would make you forget about that bad childhood past..
i would tie you to the bed....
and..

BAM.

~MJ~grace~ 

 User   MyX | 2007-04-21 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Like...milking our goats?

Nah sorry. One of us has gots to go. I can’t even get an erection if there is another male in the next room.

Bad childhood and all that jazz.

Bam.

MyX 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-04-20 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  wow.
it’s always a pleasure with you two. 

 User   MyX | 2007-04-20 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  MJ....its all about the juices.

Gotta milk the goat before you set out on a date....or....

you’ll always be milking the goat.

MyX 

 User   dismentled | 2007-04-20 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Well of course we think about it more, the female body is way hotter! 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-04-19 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  yeah, you’re right dismentled just like if guys stoped thinking about sex all the time they mite be able to uphold a semi intellegent conversation
=O

(it’s actually been scientifically proven that men think about sex twice as much as women)
you perverts ;P 

 User   dismentled | 2007-04-19 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Yeah, woman should just stop chewing all together, and that way alot of them would have some much needed weight loss! 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-04-19 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  or worse....women that chew with their mouth OPEN.
*cringe* 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-04-19 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  BLAARRGG!!! 

 User   Acid | 2007-04-19 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Grapes? Or testicles?
Blarg... I’m so lost... 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-04-18 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  oy. 

 User   ChickenLittle | 2007-04-17 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Lmao maryjane, your testacles are uneven!
o.O 

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