User  MyX 
 Topic  Old Wives Mask 
 Message  Try to think of everything funny about old wives tales. And describe it in the most insane way within you. Tag on any other bizarre things that you’ve always wanted to say or add that normally would make you seem strange or get you omitted. Feel free, let loose. Say anything, mean nothing.


Or just let me do all the talking.

-Toast 

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 User   MyX | 2007-05-24 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  just wait til i get gassy!!!



MyX 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-05-23 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  JEALOUS I TELL YOU


myx put the dairy products AWAY.
>.> 

 User   MyX | 2007-05-23 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  *spits milkshake through his nose and laughs uncontrollably*

lolololol stop dat!!!!


MyX 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-05-18 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  ha myx you’re just jealous b/c you want me for yourself
you’re all jealous!!!!
i’m not all that sure y but....
YOU ARE
does a impersonation of paris hilton’s "do you like my body" 

 User   dismentled | 2007-05-13 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Don’t drink and drive; you might hit a bump and spill your bear! 

 User   MyX | 2007-05-12 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  No. That would be the liquor and nicotine smell. And yes, I do drive drunk so thanks for asking.


MyX 

 User   MyX | 2007-05-12 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  I smell promiscuous buttsex and Dairy Queefs. MJ AND DQ....GET OUTTA MY CAR!!!!!


MyX 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-05-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  *sigh*


all the hostility...
shut up all of you!!!
now, cut my milk. 

 User   dismentled | 2007-05-03 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  UH, thanx for the insite MJ, but I wasn’t talking about size. ;), and lets go with compliment, cause it certaintly wasn’t an insult. 

 User   MyX | 2007-05-03 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Its ok silent.....I’m so drunk I dont even know if I’ve been complimented or insulted....

And size only matters to loose women dismentled.

"Keep telling yourself that MyX"

"Just ask your mom. fucker."

MyX 

 User   silent_death12 | 2007-05-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  wow, that was kinda mean....*looks around awkwardly*
sorry... 

 User   silent_death12 | 2007-05-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  >_<

everyone who hangs out in forum knows how MyX is, we don’t need a lesson 

 User   dismentled | 2007-05-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Hey, she needs a break, after last week! I don’t think she could handle two weeks in a row, the girls got a life to live, and I can’t keep her from it all the time. With MyX she gets a quick piece of action, and still goes about her daily regiman. 

 User   silent_death12 | 2007-05-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  dismentled, no need to be jealous that she’s calling for him this week >_> 

 User   dismentled | 2007-05-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Damn MyX, better get in there b4 she sobers up, and realizes what she’s saying! 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-05-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  i want a beer.......
and some juice...
MyX GET IN HERE!!!! 

 User   MyX | 2007-05-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Give him one too. haha.

I believe he was trying to spell out that I am a decadent degenerate with some serious issues with masculinity.

I believe he has come to resent my indiscriminate aim with insults.

Either that or he is just playing along with tasteless psychological banter.

MyX 

 User   MyX | 2007-05-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Hey thanks dismentled!! =)

Can I get one of those?

MyX 

 User   dismentled | 2007-05-02 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  I gotta agree with MyX on this, he’s not up to my standards. He’s just a self-loathing narcacist, with a compensation complextion. Besides I’m not a "pervert" and, I much rather have the beer! 

 User   MyX | 2007-05-01 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Don’t pair me with this pervert!!!!


MyX 

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