| User | MyX | | Topic | Old Wives Mask | | Message | Try to think of everything funny about old wives tales. And describe it in the most insane way within you. Tag on any other bizarre things that you’ve always wanted to say or add that normally would make you seem strange or get you omitted. Feel free, let loose. Say anything, mean nothing.
Or just let me do all the talking.
-Toast |
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| User | MyX | 2007-05-24 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | just wait til i get gassy!!!
MyX |
| User | XmaryjaneX | 2007-05-23 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | JEALOUS I TELL YOU
myx put the dairy products AWAY.
>.> |
| User | MyX | 2007-05-23 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | *spits milkshake through his nose and laughs uncontrollably*
lolololol stop dat!!!!
MyX |
| User | XmaryjaneX | 2007-05-18 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | ha myx you’re just jealous b/c you want me for yourself
you’re all jealous!!!!
i’m not all that sure y but....
YOU ARE
does a impersonation of paris hilton’s "do you like my body" |
| User | dismentled | 2007-05-13 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Don’t drink and drive; you might hit a bump and spill your bear! |
| User | MyX | 2007-05-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | No. That would be the liquor and nicotine smell. And yes, I do drive drunk so thanks for asking.
MyX |
| User | MyX | 2007-05-12 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | I smell promiscuous buttsex and Dairy Queefs. MJ AND DQ....GET OUTTA MY CAR!!!!!
MyX |
| User | XmaryjaneX | 2007-05-10 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | *sigh*
all the hostility...
shut up all of you!!!
now, cut my milk. |
| User | dismentled | 2007-05-03 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | UH, thanx for the insite MJ, but I wasn’t talking about size. ;), and lets go with compliment, cause it certaintly wasn’t an insult. |
| User | MyX | 2007-05-03 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Its ok silent.....I’m so drunk I dont even know if I’ve been complimented or insulted....
And size only matters to loose women dismentled.
"Keep telling yourself that MyX"
"Just ask your mom. fucker."
MyX |
| User | silent_death12 | 2007-05-02 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | wow, that was kinda mean....*looks around awkwardly*
sorry... |
| User | silent_death12 | 2007-05-02 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | >_<
everyone who hangs out in forum knows how MyX is, we don’t need a lesson |
| User | dismentled | 2007-05-02 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Hey, she needs a break, after last week! I don’t think she could handle two weeks in a row, the girls got a life to live, and I can’t keep her from it all the time. With MyX she gets a quick piece of action, and still goes about her daily regiman. |
| User | silent_death12 | 2007-05-02 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | dismentled, no need to be jealous that she’s calling for him this week >_> |
| User | dismentled | 2007-05-02 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Damn MyX, better get in there b4 she sobers up, and realizes what she’s saying! |
| User | XmaryjaneX | 2007-05-02 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | i want a beer.......
and some juice...
MyX GET IN HERE!!!! |
| User | MyX | 2007-05-02 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Give him one too. haha.
I believe he was trying to spell out that I am a decadent degenerate with some serious issues with masculinity.
I believe he has come to resent my indiscriminate aim with insults.
Either that or he is just playing along with tasteless psychological banter.
MyX |
| User | MyX | 2007-05-02 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Hey thanks dismentled!! =)
Can I get one of those?
MyX |
| User | dismentled | 2007-05-02 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | I gotta agree with MyX on this, he’s not up to my standards. He’s just a self-loathing narcacist, with a compensation complextion. Besides I’m not a "pervert" and, I much rather have the beer! |
| User | MyX | 2007-05-01 | | | Subject | untitled | | Message | Don’t pair me with this pervert!!!!
MyX |
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