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 User  Jeniffer 
 Topic  Election 2008 
 Message  Clinton, Obama, Romney, some guy whose name I can’t remember, Edwards, Kerry....

This year in November we could elect our first woman president, African American president, Mormon president, or boring, moronic president. Oh, wait...we’ve already had that.

I’m all for a woman president, but if Hilary Clinton was elected * please, no!!*, a lot of people would run for the hills.

I’m confused about Obama; I hear he’s Muslim, I hear he’s Christian. Make up your minds, he can’t be both!

The last thing we need is another dried up president; forgive me, but I spent two years of my childhood in Mormon country, and they can be DRIED UP!

Edwards...he reminds me of a politician version of Tom Cruise....a fake, plastic smile, always reinventing himself in hope that no one will discover what a drip he is....

Kerry....hey, he lost to Bush last election....what makes him think he has a chance now?

So, who would you vote for, and who do you think is most likely to win? ( And who do you hope to hell doesn’t win?) 

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 User   MyX | 2007-05-15 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Surely I can find better drinks than tar!


Pacifico....a MAN’S beer.

MyX 

 User   MyX | 2007-05-13 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Guinness? Now thats fucking nasty!


MyX 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-05-13 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Considering the current lineup, Nixon must be laughing his head off (like he did when Carter was elected).

Cheney rules! No, really. 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-05-12 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  That’s ok, these days I’m pretty much exclusively on N.A. brews (except for the aforementiond social gatherings) while limited to an occasional two or three coffee cups of good (ok any) whisky for medicinal purposes like for colds, sore throats, g.i. problems, etc. The wife had two alcoholic fathers, those bastards doomed me! Plus the fact that more than two beers makes my face break out, I figured that out at about the age of 20, after drinking it since about 14. I’m getting thirsty.

Oh yeah, vote. (like it matters who for) 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-05-12 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Beer snobs? Give me a break.

Until you have chugged a quart of OM, you are not qualified to judge beer (either way you look at it)

Most beer is either glorified hog swill or just bad carbonated water (but I’ll drink whatever is offered, being polite and all)

If you don’t believe me about the hog swill thing, just brew yourself a batch and try to keep porky away. 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-05-12 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  wat’s a budlight?

WHAT’S A BUDLIGHT???
haave you all lost your freakin minds????

wat has the world come to

im a miller lite myself.....

ok chell let’s do it.
i’m with ya on this one.
 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-05-11 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  What’s a Bud Light? Nothing less than Old Milwaukee for me! Hey, does that explain my affinity for "wiki". Talk about Freudian slips! Or would that be a Freudian sip?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip
help! Someone stop me! 

 User   Chell | 2007-05-11 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  New Zealand is sounding better each day... 

 User   Ronswords | 2007-05-11 |
 Subject  Hi 
 Message  I gladly accept the nomination DQ
Would you like to be my Running mate??? 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-05-11 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Bottles are for wimps, unless they’re quarts. Actually, beer does somehow taste better when swigged from a quart bottle. Besides, you don’t have to open so many. 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-05-11 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  What ever happened to the manly practice of building a callus on your thumb from repeated beer can openings? 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-05-11 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Could it be the keychain just serves as a reminder, in case you forget? 

 User   XmaryjaneX | 2007-05-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  im with D Q on this

i don’t discriminate, i hate everyone.
equally.
and to emphasize my feelings..
i even have a keychain that says that. :D
im so clever..
;P 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-05-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Think New Zealand and I might come with you. 

 User   Chell | 2007-05-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Canada- I’d love living in Canada- The town of Hope is so amazing! Unfortunately, I’m not allowed to leave th US for another 6 years...grumble, grumble... and that might be too late.

Sue Storm? Nah, I’d end up with some dumb name like Brilli- ant - short and reflective. That’s me.

And I’m not racist, I was just born with the wrong color skin to be a comedian. 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-05-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  WE ARE SO DOOOOMED. 

 User   Blue Monk | 2007-05-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Just when we think we’re making progress, crusty old Imus provides proof to many that all white people are still racists.  

 User   joeyalphabet | 2007-05-10 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Oh, so you’re like Sue Storm. Can you make force-fields too? 

 User   Chell | 2007-05-08 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  I want a shirt that says, "Proud to be a Nappy Headed Ho"- and if my my skin was any paler, it’s be transparent!

 

 User   joeyalphabet | 2007-05-08 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  then he could call everyone a ’nappy headed ho’..... 

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