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User	GoKart Mozart | 2009-01-08 |
Subject	haha-
Message	this is my favorite forum [=

User	Blue Monk | 2008-12-16 |
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Message	The Hinduism part really made me lol! Plus, it looks like I have another reason to buy a boat.

User	latentlylyrical | 2008-12-16 |
Subject	untitled
Message	I love the comparitive religion shit. Classic humor.

User	Blue Monk | 2008-12-15 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Hung Chow calls into work and says, ’Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’ The boss says, ’You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.’ Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ’I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house’

User	cabbalistic | 2008-12-15 |
Subject	untitled
Message	hahaha

User	meoww | 2008-12-15 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Joke: Up Or Down An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife, "Up or down?" His wife immediately takes off all her clothes and they spend the rest of the afternoon making love in the boat. The next week they again go boating on the river. When they reach the fork in the river, the man again asks his wife, "Up or down?" But this time she merely answers, "Down." Puzzled, the man asks her why she took off all her clothes and made love to him when he asked her the same question before. She replies that last week she wasn’t wearing her hearing aid and thought he said "Fuck or drown."

User	meoww | 2008-12-15 |
Subject	untitled
Message	oh, that was called "A Short Guide to Comparative Religions". whoops. forgot to mention that.

User	meoww | 2008-12-15 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Taoism: Shit happens Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit Happens." Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough. Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn’t shit. Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happening. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Mormon: This shit is going to happen again. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Moonies: Only happy shit really happens. Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else. Catholicism: Shit happens because you are BAAAAAD. (I love this one) Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to US?! Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time. Christian Science: Shit is in your mind. Atheism: Sheeeeit. Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.

User	GoKart Mozart | 2008-12-14 |
Subject	:O
Message	HAHAHAHAAAA! :D

User	Blue Monk | 2008-12-13 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Good one!

User	meoww | 2008-12-12 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Q: Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday

User	Blue Monk | 2008-12-12 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Ok so I owe you a joke. I just like to see my name up here ten times as "the leader".

User	GoKart Mozart | 2008-11-13 |
Subject	o.O
Message	indeed dude should’ve asked for one at a time :P mebbeh he would’ve gotten better results lol

User	Blue Monk | 2008-10-20 |
Subject	untitled
Message	Never try to outwit a genie, and be careful what you ask for...

User	latentlylyrical | 2008-10-19 |
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Message	Once there was a really fat black man. He was miserable; never happy at all. One day, he found a magic lamp, rubbed it, and out popped a genie who granted him three wishes. "Awesome!" "First, I want to be skinny." "Second, I want to be white." "Last, I want more pussy than anyone." The genie said, "Your wishes are granted." and POOF.... the man became a tampon.

User	GoKart Mozart | 2008-10-16 |
Subject	"Why the rabbit?"
Message	I LOVE IT

User	Blue Monk | 2008-09-20 |
Subject	untitled
Message	A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed. The Inspector says ’Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.’ Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues ’Take this gun, go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit.’ The man says ’Why the rabbit?’ ’Fantastic attitude!’ says the inspector. ’When can you start?

User	Blue Monk | 2008-09-20 |
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Message	Another Walmart Greeter story..... A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, ’Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’ The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ’Hell no they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?’ ’I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,’ replied the greeter. ’I just couldn’t believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

User	Blue Monk | 2008-08-29 |
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Message	That one is currently open to some very ugly expansions.

User	Ronswords | 2008-08-29 |
Subject	HI
Message	Start A Democratic Movement Eat A Prune!!!!!!!!! God Bless Ron