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 User  splifford 
 Topic  texas sucks 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, or george bush will eat your dog. 

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 User   Logic | 2006-07-05 |
 Subject  Fu** Texas 
 Message  Why the fu** are we talking about Texas? New Topic PLEASE. 

 User    | 2006-04-24 |
 Subject  we are kinda weird 
 Message  in some ways we are kinda weird,but whats the fun of liveing somewhere NORMAL?!?!? 

 User   darkness | 2006-04-13 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  yolll suck
TEXAS IS THE MOST AWSOMEST PLACE EVER!!!!!!!!! 

 User   Texan_Poet | 2006-04-13 |
 Subject  you people! 
 Message  ok,some of the things you people write on here are funny,and Jason The Basta,WE ARE NOT THAT DUMB!!!thats only the WEST Texans,not east Texans like me!lol 

 User   SpartanSteve | 2006-04-03 |
 Subject  hey now... 
 Message  don’t mess with texas or I’ll poop in your mailbox.
don’t mess with texas, we consume more ground beef and ketchup products than the rest of the contiguous united states combined. 

 User   misty_of_moon | 2006-03-31 |
 Subject  YOu HatE Me 
 Message  don’t mess with texas or Splifford will steal your car
don’t mess with texas or i’ll bite off your leg
 

 User   splifford | 2006-03-23 |
 Subject  texeans drink fire 
 Message  this isn’t a thread about hating texas...

don’t mess with texas, or i’ll eat your dog. 

 User   Poetic | 2006-03-22 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  just because our shitty.... no country leading... election buying president... is from texas... is NO REASON to hate texas... he came from here... but he does not reflect on all texans... there are many texans who HATE him with a passion... i myself, am one of them :-)  

 User   darkness | 2006-03-21 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  u know watts as icy chill as the Dont mess with texas thing
the detroit baseball cap
and the mishigan hoodie
and the i love sawato sticker 

 User   darkness | 2006-03-14 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  yo buzz thats a good one
he prolly doesnt know hes slow like dat 

 User   BusterLILblock | 2006-03-13 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  yoooooooo wait a minute i am living i fort worth and their is no problem i mean i love i here
and bush probably dosent even know what part of texas he is from  

 User   splifford | 2006-03-10 |
 Subject  texians drink salt  
 Message  don’t mess with texas, or steve-o with throw poo on u. 

 User   misty_of_moon | 2006-03-07 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, or the tommyknockers will come knocking at your door

***i’m currently reading The Tommyknockers, by Stephen King*** 

 User   oceaneyes | 2006-03-06 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  i live in texas... however i live in AUSTIN texas

one of the most diverse cities in the country. 

 User   misty_of_moon | 2006-02-21 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  don’t mess with texas or their powerful allies in roswell with hide your remote
 

 User   splifford | 2006-02-20 |
 Subject  texas likes winter 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, or they will sabotage your bobsled. 

 User   splifford | 2006-02-07 |
 Subject  jason sucks basta 
 Message  "don’t mess with texas." made it on the simpsons this week, along with canada. i rock, texas sucks and so does jason.

don’t mess with texas, the economy depends on it. 

 User   Jason The Basta | 2006-01-30 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Very true, I went to Oklahoma for basic and found it to be quite hot and worthless, except in so far as it provides a buffer zone against Texas. In that regard it has my undying gratitude. If from a distance. 

 User   misty_of_moon | 2006-01-30 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  don’t mess with texas or they’ll get canada to invade your house and turn you all into maple leaves. In honor of Spliff being canadian :)!!!!!

let’s pick on oklahoma along with texas, i’m from the ok and there’s plenty of stuff to make fun of here! or whatever you want... 

 User   Starless Knight | 2006-01-29 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  *gasp* CANADIAN!!! rotflmao

heeheehee - at the risk of sounding close minded, when talking to people on the computer, I do still think of them as being in the same general area for some reason. It’s not logical, I know - it’s just habitual. That’s why I’ll say something like, ’I’ll be on at ten tonight’ and it will mean nothing whatsoever to everyone else.

Don’t mess with texas or you’ll be seduced by Yellow Roses 

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