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 User  splifford 
 Topic  texas sucks 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, or i’ll eat your dog. 

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 User   darkness | 2006-12-19 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  ATTACK OF THE MIGHTY TACO!
 

 User   misty_of_moon | 2006-11-14 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  don’t mess with texas or Santa claus will hate you
don’t mess with texas, they know michael jackson
don’t mess with texas or you will get ebola
don’t mess with texas or senator Kerry will call everyone stupid
don’t mess with texas or pres bush will drop tacos on you 

 User   burnitdown | 2006-11-04 |
 Subject  Texas rocks 
 Message  The Katrina people suck however! They’ve raised the murder rate here by 1/4 

 User   siradrian | 2006-10-21 |
 Subject  texas 
 Message  It’s just too damn big - and they wear funny hats (and that’s just thre men.)
............As seen from the biggest county in UK - Yorkshire. 

 User   mikepyro7 | 2006-09-22 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  I’m a proud texan but this has gotten outta hand lol. 

 User   Blue Monk | 2006-08-16 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  And Mississippi blows. That’s why we always have a breeze in Louisiana!

Actually Texas is great except for the climate and the people - come to think of it, you could say the same about hell, couldn’t you? 

 User   unknown soldier | 2006-08-12 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  texas is alright. i lived there for four months after katrina but i was happy as fuck when i got to go back to new orleans 

 User   GiveMeTheGun | 2006-07-22 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Texas is the shiet. 

 User   splifford | 2006-07-20 |
 Subject  spooky 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, they have esp and know how to use it. 

 User   Logic | 2006-07-05 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Still talking about texas.Again, Fu** Texas. Fu** it twice.  

 User   wondereric | 2006-07-04 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Texas is a beautiful state... some people that claim to be from here are questionable. So I say..
don’t mess with texas, just build a fence.  

 User   Finnigan | 2006-06-18 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  don’t mess with texas or I’ll mess with Texas.
don’t mess with texas or I’ll pimp slap your mom.
don’t mess with texas or I’ll send pikachu on you.
don’t mess with texas or I’ll eat your brains.
don’t mess with texas or I’ll beat your dog. 

 User   Areinaka | 2006-06-14 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  Don’t mess with Texas, unless you’re an Oregonian 

 User   splifford | 2006-06-03 |
 Subject  hell or high water 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, there’s a storm coming. 

 User   snow | 2006-04-07 |
 Subject  untitled 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, or ill rap your car up in glad rap
don’t mess with texas,or ill set my big hairy dog on you
don’t mess with texas, its got 22.5 million texeans not counting Grandmas 

 User   misty_of_moon | 2006-04-04 |
 Subject  Texas has texans 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, because chuck norris knows karate
don;t mess with texas, they have longhorns
don’t mess with texas or their army of Mexicans will cross YOUR border 

 User   SpartanSteve | 2006-04-03 |
 Subject  Texas is pretty cool 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, we’re notorious for lynching mobs.
don’t mess with texas, we have mechanical bulls at wedding receptions.
don’t mess with texas, chuck norris watches over us.
 

 User   splifford | 2006-04-02 |
 Subject  texeans likes drugs 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, they just won’t get it. 

 User   splifford | 2006-04-02 |
 Subject  spelling rocks 
 Message   BusterLILblock | 2006-03-13 | Message yoooooooo wait a minute i am living i fort worth and their is no problem i mean i love i here and bush probably dosent even know what part of texas he is from

darkness | 2006-03-14 | Message yo buzz thats a good one
he prolly doesnt know hes slow like dat


 

 User   splifford | 2006-04-02 |
 Subject  texeans have guns 
 Message  don’t mess with texas, or u will b tarred and feathered.
don’t mess with texas, or u will b burned at the stake.
don’t mess with texas, or u will b tied to a rock and thrown in a lake.
don’t mess with texas because "BusterLILblock" said so.  

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