Life's not all happy pee pee rubs, you know. Some people think that you can just drift from rub to rub but there's always a shadow in the light of the sun; always a sober thought to ruin your buzz.
Perhaps nobody knows these things better than Alia. Not that I would know, I mean, I'm not Alia...I just wrote her autobiography*.
Read all about the shocking intrigue, the web of lies and deceit, and other events that I personally witnessed†.
It's a factual tale of facts and truth -
HAPPY PEE PEE RUB : THE ALIA TRUE AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL STORY.
*: yes, obviously, that IS possible, thank you for pondering.
†: if I didn't witness the events how could it be a true story? or a biography...like, duh, double duh dude!...Created 2009-06-23 22:29:16
Also, people are mentioning an accent which I find interesting most people say I have a neutral voice (I have spoken with people from all over America and other countries and never have I been told I have an accent - Americans often ask me if I'm English).
So, what are you guys hearing?...Created 2009-03-29 12:35:30