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Journal: Living -------------------------------------------Mood: Sigh... Been in Hendo a month today. Be in Evansville either by the end of the week or the beginning of next month. And I have to peeee. ...Created 2010-04-18 11:12:57

Journal: College... -------------------------------------------Mood: awgh 9 days left in this city. 6 more days I have to go to work (hopefully). 5 more days I actaully have to wake up and go to campus. Free time is coming. Maybe inspiration with it. Then again, maybe i'll never write again. Either way. Doesn't really matter. I'm almost out of here! -Moz- ...Created 2010-03-08 07:47:14

Journal: FINALLY- -------------------------------------------Mood: motivated! I'm taking a public speaking class in college and it's bringing back my creative side! It's been buried so deep in the shit that is my life, I've missed it! Posting stuff soon (: -Moz- ...Created 2009-07-16 02:02:14

Journal: -------------------------------------------Mood: Mike D with the noddin and the shakin get a nigga confused ______________________________________________________ ha, dont askkk(: ........................................................................................... -The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.- ...Created 2009-06-01 17:18:09

Journal: Religion- -------------------------------------------Mood: It's hot in here =[P Okay, so this is a religion thing. You all know my views on religion, so if you're gonna get all upset by something I say just stop reading, okay? Cuz I don't wanna hear you cryin'. Alright, so the story goes that Satan/Beelzebub/whatever wanted God's almighty position or whatev and tried to overthrow him or somethin idk, idc but the point is he was pushed off a cloud and right into the bowels of hell. Now, supposedly, if someone is a sinner (hello, EVERYONE?) or doesn't believe in God, that he/she goes to hell for eternal damnation and torture. So Beelz is all pissy cuz he was defeated, right? And supposedly he attempts to steer humans in the wrong direction to make them do things to make them stray from God and promises tortue.... HOLDUP! wouldn't he be a LITTLE more convincing if he promised a giant sinner PARTY!? Even if it was a lie? Cuz apparently he lies and schemes to make ppl seem like sinning is fun (moreso schemes cuz, ya know: I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints- the sinners are much more fun. ) Anyway,, it just doesn't make sense to me. God's all: "Believe in me, or ye shall be punished with eternal torture by my enemy!" And Beelz is all: "Yeah, what G said! Believe in Him OR ELSE!" wtf. come ON. It's all a poorly put together ancient story. An old timey Harry Potter. Agree or not, that's my opinion. Don't try to change it. Just an interesting point that i can't believe i never thought of before a couple weeks ago. ------------------------------------------------------- -Moz- ...Created 2009-04-10 22:05:59

Journal: Religion- -------------------------------------------Mood: It's hot in here =[P Okay, so this is a religion thing. You all know my views on religion, so if you're gonna get all upset by something I say just stop reading, okay? Cuz I don't wanna hear you cryin'. Alright, so the story goes that Satan/Beelzebub/whatever wanted God's almighty position or whatev and tried to overthrow him or somethin idk, idc but the point is he was pushed off a cloud and right into the bowels of hell. Now, supposedly, if someone is a sinner (hello, EVERYONE?) or doesn't believe in God, that he/she goes to hell for eternal damnation and torture. So Beelz is all pissy cuz he was defeated, right? And supposedly he attempts to steer humans in the wrong direction to make them do things to make them stray from God and promises tortue.... HOLDUP! wouldn't he be a LITTLE more convincing if he promised a giant sinner PARTY!? Even if it was a lie? Cuz apparently he lies and schemes to make ppl seem like sinning is fun (moreso schemes cuz, ya know: <big><big>I'd rather laugh with the sinners<br><br>than cry with the saints-<br><br>the sinners are much more fun.</big></big>) Anyway,, it just doesn't make sense to me. God's all: "Believe in me, or ye shall be punished with eternal torture by my enemy!" And Beelz is all: "Yeah, what G said! Believe in Him OR ELSE!" wtf. come ON. It's all a poorly put together ancient story. An old timey Harry Potter. Agree or not, that's my opinion. Don't try to change it. Just an interesting point that i can't believe i never thought of before a couple weeks ago. ...Created 2009-04-10 21:56:37

Journal: Journey... -------------------------------------------Mood: Leap of faith (: So I'm taking a risky journey to a far away place sometime soon. How far away? Well, I've sent in my passport application and should receive it within the next two or three weeks. And i'll be gone by the end of the year. Nine is the magic number. Bon Voyage [= ...Created 2009-04-06 10:37:21

Journal: stolen -------------------------------------------Mood: Brokenhearted I can't sleep, But when I do, I wish I didn't Dream of you. Nights like these are killing me. And somehow I feel like even When things are "perfect" they'll Really still be the same. I hate Listening to these songs, but I Can't deny that every adtr Song I hear gives me a glimpse Of faith that I can still be connected To you when I really can't. This Is pathetic. ...Created 2009-03-11 06:31:31

Journal: @Kj3or lkwja%# -------------------------------------------Mood: Fuck, Pissed Off, What Do I Do? >_< Fuck religion and close-minded religious individuals. Fuck emo ness. If i didn't love him I'd prolly hate him. I hate it when ppl bring me down. You know the type- The whiny inconsolable type. where they think everything is wrong and nothing in the world can be said to console them. afj; oieur209 what the FUCK am i to do. ...Created 2009-03-10 03:30:51

Journal: iH8 ChuckNorris -------------------------------------------Mood: This one's for you, Soul but here's some decent dumbass chuck norris jokes i've never heard before: Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice. Chuck Norris could make orange juice out of a banana. chuck norris puts the word laughter in the word manslaughter Chuck Norris doesn't get addicted to heroin, heroin gets addicted to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. . . hunting means there is a chance for failure. . . Chuck Norris goes killing! There is no such thing as Global Warming,Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the sun. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris chuck norris sold his soul to the devil for his unparaleled martial arts skills and rugged good looks.. right after, chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back . Did you know Chuck Norris is a vegetarian? He likes to put all his food in a vegetative state before he eats it. chuck norris is so bad when he went to burger king he ordered a big mac and they made it for him chuck norris doesnt wear a condom cuz theres no such thing as protection against chuck norris Chuck Norris is so bad ass he had sex before his father did. Chuck Norris has never had a heart attack. . . his heart wouldn't dare attack him! jean claude van damme once beat chuck norris. . and then he was awakened from that dream by a vicious roundhouse kick to the head if u see chuck norris making out with a man, its becuz he ran out of women there are no nuclear weapons in iraq! chuck norris lives in oklahoma Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is actually a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he shat it out, it was 6 feet tall, and knew Karate. did you know that Chuck Norris is so awesome he isn't any race. hes chuck norrisian. Chuck Norris' main export is pain. Chuck Norris once brought a stillborn baby to life simply by touching it only to deliver a fatal roundhouse kick to its head, thus prooving the good Chuck giveth and the good Chuck taketh away. they say that if u clone chuck norris they would round house kick each other at the same time causing an implosion of awsomeness destroting the entire universe how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck wood chuck[ed]NORRIS! The chemical abbreviation for cyanide is CN. That is also Chuck Norris' initials. This is no coincidence Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris round house kicks Richard Simons so hard enough to make him go for miles jesus may have walked on water, but chuck norris can swim through land once chuck norris visited the virgin islands, now they are just called the islands. Chuck Norris does not sleep. . . He waits. Chuck norris can make a snowman out of rain. norris can strangle you with a cordles phone. Whenever Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses a syringe. He brings his own .45 and buckets. chuck norris can pull a weelie on a unicycle chuck norris can belive its not butter Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo's hiding. chuck norris doesnt teabag he potato sacks Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris sued NBC for copyright issues with Law and Order. . . apparently Those are the names of his legs Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris slept through 9/11 . . . he was on the 67th floor chuck norris punched ronald McDonald so hard he turned into wendy (*gag*) chuck norris can burn an antpile with a magnifying glass. . . at night If by some wierd time paradox, Chuck Norris could go back in time and fight himself, Chuck Norris would win. End of story. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. chuck norris knows everything. . . except the definition of mercy. If AT First You Dont Suceed. . . . . . You Must Not Be Chuck Norris chuck norris doesn't read books. . . he stares them down until he get the information that he wants haha God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "say please" chuck norris likes knitting sweaters in his free time and by knitting i mean kicking and by sweaters i mean babies Chuck Norris has to carry 2 conceiled weapons permits in every state to legally wear pants. THIS ONE'S THE BEST!!!: crop circles are chuck norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down ...Created 2009-01-24 18:46:53