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    Mood: The Usual

    Hello all. Miss me? Liar...

    ...Created 2006-11-20 04:09:45

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    Mood: The Usual

    ...Created 2006-04-11 13:44:04

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    Mood: Too much at once...

    WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SO GOD DAMNED PISSED-OFF AT ME!?!

    ...Created 2006-04-11 13:43:32

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    Mood: The Usual

    Rumble In The Barracks

    A drunken rabble, the finest of men,
    Beating each-other bloody and senseless.
    I have never heard such laughter and mirth
    From people so intent upon murder.
    A shrill, savage wail rises on the air;
    We’re driven by its call and carried on
    The bloody breeze like dire wolves hungry
    For meat and unconcerned with extinction.
    The Barracks wall, a network of patches,
    Testifies to this ancient tradition.

    ...Created 2006-04-10 06:33:50

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    Mood: The Usual

    IT LIVES!


    Well, sort of...

    ...Created 2006-04-08 08:13:59

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    Mood: The Usual

    The Four Things I Know For A Fact

    1) If it came out of it,
    It will go back in.*

    2) It is possible to sleep:
    –On any surface,
    –In any position,
    –At any time of day.**

    3) No matter how well something works
    It can always
    Be improved upon
    Until it ceases to function completely.***

    4) NEVER
    NEVER
    Under any circumstances
    EVER
    Attempt to remove
    Your own catheter.****

    * To include toothpaste but you HAVE TO MEAN IT.
    ** Does not account for being on fire, boiling in oil, being sprayed with acid, or being anywhere Melany Griffith’s voice can be heard.
    *** Shit does roll down hill but it can also float..
    **** This one is perhaps specific to me but it seemed important enough to mention. If I can dissuade one person from such an attempt my entry into paradise is assured.

    ...Created 2006-03-27 01:54:54

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    Mood: Moo! 0.o

    MELT-DOWN IN PROGRESS; PLEASE STAND BYE

    ...Created 2006-03-20 00:08:56

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    Mood: The Usual

    OK, that's quite enough of that.

    ...Created 2006-03-02 22:33:01

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    Mood: Guess what!?

    Hey check out my weird-ass 1989, 20th birthday photo!

    ...Created 2006-03-01 04:11:07

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    Mood: The Usual

    English is the bastard child
    Of a drunk,
    Over the hill German boxer
    And
    A used-up, overbearing
    French whore.

    ...Created 2006-02-23 12:18:24

    Be kind, take a few minutes to review the hard work of others <3
    It means a lot to them, as it does to you.


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