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    dotsJournal: Wow.dots
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    Mood: Bored

    Damn. Old, old, old.

    ...Created 2011-02-26 19:21:47

    dotsJournal: Lifeydots
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    Mood: Bored

    I'm bored, so I'll share my current life.


    Well, yesterday was my birthday. March 23rd. Yay. I'm so happy about that, can't you tell?
    I broke up with my emo, fagot of a boyfriend.
    I highlighted my hair. Plan on putting red in it. Maybe purple, dunno.
    My bestfriend's girlfriend might be pregnant. Joy. My other bestfriend wants to get her girlfriend pregnant. Lmfao, but they are both girls. SPERM BANK. Anyways.
    I'm single, but not single. Its... A weird relationship. Lets say... We want to be together, but my parents are kinda... 'Uhhh... I don't think so....' about it. Whatever.
    I'm a Vegetarian. Get over it.
    I'm covered in poison ivy. Yummy, huh?
    My mom can't throw a surprise party. But she did it. Thanks to so called friends that lied. xD So, all my friends never told me about my mom actually inviting them to cici's then to the movies. It was kinda retarded. I was really surprised to see Ryan, FattestPirate there. Lmfao. What an ass. Sadly, Nini and Ashton were not there, though. Nini is in Tokyo, And Ashton has problems with some of the people that were there.
    I have friends on ES that I know in RL. xD
    Alezxlove = Alex = Bestie.
    Vampirexlove = Ashton = Er... Bestfriend/kinda boyfriend? Haha. We don't know.
    SuicideOpera = Michael - Brother-like friend.
    FattestPirate = Best buudddddie.
    Yeah, that was random.
    Ryan, did I leave any bruises? Cuts? x3
    I'm violent. And apparently, I'm waaay to good at sounding seductive to my friend Alex. We just do that to gross people out. I guess thank Ashton. xD Haha. Yeah.
    Oh my deargodofsexiness, Blaine has gotten hott. Yeah, sorry about that, Ashton. You have my permission to check a girl out. xD I mean, jeeeez, when he hugged me, I seriously thought I was going to pass out. What happened to the old nerdy Blaine? xD He is tall, muscular, smexy, and has a deep voice. No offence, Ash. I still love you. I don't love Blaine. x3 Haha.
    I love you, Ashton. With all my heart. >x3
    Kay, anyways. And Alex had a tear come to her eye when she hugged Blaine. We both had a crush on him, well, she still does. I don't.
    Uh... What else... I'm taking the longest survey ever again. Update on everything. xD
    Oh my god. My kids are so cute.
    What is up with everyone getting married and pregnant? xD
    No, I'm not married, engaged, or pregnant. And I don't have kids. Well, one that does not exist yet. xD >.> <.< Anyways.
    I don't get my Xbox 360 yet. Damn. Got to wait a lil. Oh well. I still got my wii and other games.

    Yeah, BAI.

    ...Created 2010-03-24 14:33:20

    dotsJournal: Stop Eating.dots
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    Mood: Brain Fried

    Weight Loss Advice for Fatties
    You fucking wish.
    Typical ineffective fatty exercise.
    Typical lair of a "fatty".

    * Stop eating.
    * Become A Hero.
    * Stop eating.
    * Throw up.
    * Stop eating.
    * Eat less.
    * Stop eating.
    * Cut off both of your legs.
    * Stop eating.
    * Slit your... oh wait you don't have a neck.
    * Stop eating
    * Stop participating in the Olive Garden tradition.
    * Stop eating.
    * Quit IRL.
    * Stop eating.
    * Cut off your head.
    * Stop eating
    * Masturbate with your bite - sized dick
    * Stop eating
    * Do a fucking pushup.
    * Stop eating.
    * Remove any of your useless organs, presumably your stomach, brain... better yet your heart.
    * Stop eating
    * Post noodz on BBWChan.
    * Stop eating.
    * Go on Dr. Phil.
    * Stop eating.
    * Get rejected by pro-ana/pro-mia LiveJournal groups.
    * Stop eating.
    * Sue McDonald's.
    * Stop eating.
    * Eat less.
    * Stop eating.
    * Pay some guy to Tell you to stop eating.
    * Take a lot of diet pills.
    * Stop eating.
    * Don't put lardy shit like jam on everything, a whole chicken is enough as it is.
    * Stop eating.
    * When going to a buffet, the term "all you can eat" IS NOT A CHALLENGE.
    * Stop eating.
    * Get liposuction.
    * Stop eating.
    * Try drinking water instead of deep fried milkshake, just because it has a banana in it doesn't mean its healthy.
    * Stop eating.
    * Have celery instead of a sheet cake when you want a snack.
    * Stop eating.
    * Consume sustenance less frequently.
    * Stop eating.
    * You may find this enjoyable. Let's face it, you're never gonna get laid anyway.
    * Stop Eating.
    * Suicide.
    * Eat less.
    * Stop Eating.
    * Eat raw meat, get a tape worm.
    * Stop Eating.
    * Go on the Biggest Loser (But you'll probably eat that too!)
    * Did we mention stop eating?
    * Stop Eating
    * Seriously: Stop eating.
    * STOP BEING FAT.


    Haha.

    ...Created 2010-03-16 17:40:32

    dotsJournal: T~Tdots
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    Mood: Kay, I cried over this song.

    youtube: &feature=related

    ...Created 2010-03-09 02:03:14

    dotsJournal: T~Tdots
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    Mood: Kay, I cried over this song.

    youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hlADpxjj0s&feature=related

    ...Created 2010-03-09 02:02:54

    dotsJournal: Why me?dots
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    Mood: Brain Fried

    Me: 'Ello...?
    Ashton: Dip shit, do you ever text back anymore?
    Me: Not usually. Why are you even trying to text?
    Ashton: Because I can text with one hand.
    Me: *Giggles* That means you can also jack off with one hand.
    Ashton: .... Twat.
    Me: Yup.
    Ashton: I-
    Me: Numa.
    Ashton: Numa numa? Love.
    Me: Yes. Numa Numa Yay. Love?
    Ashton: You.
    Me: No.
    Ashton: Ye-
    Me: NO.
    Ashton: S.
    Me: I hate you.
    Ashton: I hate me too, but I just wuff you, chibi.
    Me: Fawk off, fag.
    Ashton: Only if you help. *Quiet creepy maniac laugh*
    Me: ._. No thanks.
    Ashton: Just kiddin, Fred..
    Me: Stop calling me that. My mom calls me that all the time. *Sigh*
    Ashton: Sorry, hun.
    Me: Yeaaah. So.
    Ashton: I think I love you. A lot. *Click*
    Me: ._.; Seriously? What. The. Fuck? *Click*

    (And by the way, his shoulder, elbow, and wrist is broken. That's why I asked him why he was texting.)

    ...Created 2010-03-05 12:04:39

    dotsJournal: dots
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    Mood: Brain Fried

    Me: 'Ello...? Ashton: Dip shit, do you ever text back anymore? Me: Not usually. Why are you even trying to text? Ashton: Because I can text with one hand. Me: *Giggles* That means you can also jack off with one hand. Ashton: .... Twat. Me: Yup. Ashton: I- Me: Numa. Ashton: Numa numa? Love. Me: Yes. Numa Numa Yay. Love? Ashton: You. Me: No. Ashton: Ye- Me: NO. Ashton: S. Me: I hate you. Ashton: I hate me too, but I just wuff you, chibi. Me: Fawk off, fag. Ashton: Only if you help. *Quiet creepy maniac laugh* Me: ._. No thanks. Ashton: Just kiddin, Fred.. Me: Stop calling me that. My mom calls me that all the time. *Sigh* Ashton: Sorry, hun. Me: Yeaaah. So. Ashton: I think I love you. A lot. *Click* Me: ._.; Seriously? What. The. Fuck? *Click* (And by the way, his shoulder, elbow, and wrist is broken. That's why I asked him why he was texting.)

    ...Created 2010-03-05 02:22:38

    dotsJournal: Hell yeah!dots
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    Mood: The Usual

    Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

    ...Created 2010-02-26 14:51:15

    dotsJournal: Guess it.dots
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    Mood: Tired

    My my TV makes me so bored, make me say oh my lord. What is this garbage here, makes me wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears. It sucks and that's no lie, bout as much fun as watching paint dry. Lowers my IQ one notch, and that's the reason, why I can't watch this. -Uncle Joe Joe and Koda. <--- My uncle and I.

    Guess the song this sounds like.

    ...Created 2010-02-25 01:01:44

    dotsJournal: Meh.dots
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    Mood: Relaxing

    Okaaay... So I went to a dino museum, a haunted house, the biggest titanic museum on earth, Ripleys believe it or not, a wax museum, and ate at some of the weirdest places. Soo... I got the shit scared out of me at the haunted house. The effing guy put his hand on my shoulder, and a bloody body fell out of the wall. I seriously think some of my soul fled out my nose there. I ran into a wall twice. He threw a torn up baby doll at me, scared the crap out of me, and damn... I ran into a effing foot hanging from the cieling.

    ...Created 2010-02-22 22:36:31

    Be kind, take a few minutes to review the hard work of others <3
    It means a lot to them, as it does to you.


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