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    dotsJournal: dots
    Mood: The Usual

    i used to be sane, but I got better.

    I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

    We're all in this alone.

    Think you're confused? Wait until I explain it.

    Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

    Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

    Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.

    I made a mental note and now I can't remember where I put it!

    I think, therefore I am dangerous.

    "I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it."

    Sometimes the facts fail to correspond to known reality.

    He can't be insane, I've never seen him at the meetings...

    I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left.

    All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

    Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out by itself.

    Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

    I met some crazy people. They made me their leader...

    I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

    Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??.

    Never question authority. It doesn't know either.

    Some of my best personalities are crazy!

    El toro loco: the crazy lawnmower.

    Today has been one hell of a week.

    One man's insanity is another man's vision.

    I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit.

    Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.

    Being normal isn't one of my strengths

    My next nervous breakdown is dedicated to you.

    Life is a Highway .....and I feel like Roadkill!

    The irony of life is that no one gets out alive...

    5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic

    I think. I think I am. Therefore I am... I think.

    I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel ha..

    I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

    Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.

    ...Created 2013-06-29 18:57:55

    dotsJournal: Riddledots
    Mood: The Usual

    Three men are captured by cannibals in the jungle. The men are given one chance to escape with their lives. The men are lined up and bound to stakes such that one man can see the backs of the other two, the middle man can see the back of the front man, and the front man can't see anybody. The men are shown five hats, three of which are black and two of which are white. Then the men are blindfolded, and one of the five hats is placed on each man's head. The remaining two hats are hidden away. The blindfolds are removed. The men are told that if just one of the men can guess what hat he's wearing, they may all go free. Time passes. Finally, the front man, who can't see anyone, correctly guesses the color of his hat. What color was it, and how did he guess correctly?

    Show Answer
    Answer: The back man can see the hats worn by the two men in front of him. So, if both of those hats were white, he would know that the hat he wore was black. But, since he doesn't answer, he must see at least one black hat ahead of him. After it becomes apparent to the middle man that the back man can't figure out what he's wearing, he knows that there is at least one black hat worn by himself and the front man. Knowing this, if the middle man saw a white hat in front of him, he'd know that his own hat was black, and could answer the question correctly. But, since he doesn't answer, he must see a black hat on the front man. After it becomes apparent to the front man that neither of the men behind him can answer the question, he realizes the middle man saw a black hat in front of him. So he says, correctly, "My hat is black."

    ...Created 2010-03-15 13:26:54

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