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dotsJournal: TRUTHdots
Mood: from the heavens descended god's own

Jesus Christ, the son of God told the crowds listening to him preach from a boat floating off the shore of the lake: "PEACE and LOVE, bitches, PEACE and LOVE."
Then the Lord dropped his bull-horn and walked across the lake's surface to the far side where he would no longer be harassed by mindless believers and overbearing skeptics.

...Created 2006-06-03 21:44:24

dotsJournal: lalalalalalaladots
Mood: a dream within a dream

O Karma, Dharma, pudding and pie
by Philip Appleman

O Karma, Dharma, pudding and pie,
gimme a break before I die:
grant me wisdom, will & wit,
purity, probity, pluck & grit.
Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, kind,
gimme great abs and a steel-trap mind,
and forgive, Ye Gods, some humble advice -
these little blessings would suffice
to beget an earthly paradise:
make the bad people good -
and the good people nice;
and before our world goes over the brink,
teach the beleivers how to think.

don't that poem just say it all? and with a catchy beat and awesome rhymes... i mean, it can't get any better than that, now can it?

...Created 2006-05-13 23:16:35

dotsJournal: dots
Mood: and the world goes 'round

by Dorothy Parker -1926

Razors pain you;
River are damp.
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gases smell aweful;
You might as well live.

...Created 2006-05-10 02:22:33

dotsJournal: dots
Mood: and then there was light and it was good

random entry number 165.34-

Aye little cabbage, war is not here to stay
like rock-n-roll or John Travolta, it'll disappear one day
We must do what we must do
if we want to make the world anew
And though little cabbage we may lose our friend
we cannot give up till we see peace at the end
Like rock-n-roll which comes and goes
or John Travolta with an Italian nose
the war will end and peace will reign
all our work won't be in vain
It'll be back to the days of Santa Clause
or Little Red Riding Hood going to Grandma's.

...Created 2006-05-02 17:46:50

dotsJournal: dots
Mood: The Usual


...Created 2006-05-02 02:56:30

dotsJournal: dots
Mood: blah, blah, blah, blah

currently in class - it is 7:49 pm MST on 19 April 2006 - and i am in class at the University of New Mexico

bored, bored, bored is the sum of my life right now... so i am playing on Elite Skills... you all should feel privledged...

anyways, i really should pay attention... so i am going to attempt to...


...Created 2006-04-19 21:05:33

dotsJournal: dots
Mood: At War

Die you commie bastard, DIE!!!!

BANG!!! oh shit, I'm hit... call the medic...

yeah i am at war and i am not winning... but then again when you fight a war against a god, you dont really have a fighting chance do you...

and with that said i am done...
PEACE and LOVE, america, PEACE and LOVE

...Created 2006-03-20 21:52:47

dotsJournal: dots
Mood: Licking the utter

okay so after Spring Break, i honestly will start posting more poetry... this time i swear it... no really i will actaully have new stuff posted

anyways, till then, you all can suffer through my old poems once again... oh and when i post more i will comment more too...

PEACE and LOVE, and POETRY too

...Created 2006-03-04 15:42:46

dotsJournal: dots
Mood: The Usual

okay so i am working on another JESUS poem... but until people on this site learn what a metaphor is, i dont know if i will be able to post it... i am tired of explaining my religious (the lack-there-of) beliefs and tired of defending myself to the narrow-minded and un-enlightened...

anyways, i'll keep working on this new JESUS poem and possibly share it sometime... cause as much as i hate to admit it, i enjoy seeing people get pissed at my JESUS "blasphemy"...

as the christ once said, "PEACE and LOVE"

...Created 2006-02-13 02:06:31

dotsJournal: fla, la, la, ladots
Mood: The Usual

i'm back again... this time for real...

i'll be posting some more soon and commenting as well, so stay tuned...


...Created 2006-02-10 22:51:33