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dotsJournal: X Returnsdots
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Mood: Yeay!!

Guess who's back!!!!

...Created 2008-04-22 08:52:04

dotsJournal: SHE"S HEREdots
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Mood: HAPPY AS HELL


So Briyelle Talia Ann Collier came into this world on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:23 am. She weighed 7lbs and 8 ounces and was 19.5 inches long. She was born with a head full of hair (like her mommy and daddy) and she is beautiful. To see pictures of Briyelle go to


www.myspace.com/xtremegentleman

...Created 2006-07-31 17:47:17

dotsJournal: HEre We GOdots
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Mood: Crunk

No baby yet...Still waiting...

I just started recording my spoken word CD. I don't have a title for it yet but it's going to be hot! I'm working with my boy Lamar Jones on this so I know it's gon' be serious.

This spoken word thing is really blowing up for me. I'm performing somewhere almost every night of the week...and they're paying gigs. Thank God for poetry...

I'm gonig to send a demo tape of me performing to HBO Def Poetry Jam and try and get on one of these seasons. I got my confirmation to do it last night. My cousin was the third person to tell me to do it so I'm going to do it.

I just want to encourage everybody to follow your dreams. All things are possible. Don't take your talent for granted.

You'll hear about me soon...Brian Poem is the name I've been given on the Spoken Word Circuit. God Bless you all and thanks for reading...

Oh and check out the latest piece...I WANT YOU

...Created 2006-07-19 13:48:13

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Mood: Guess what!?

Hey Elite!

Okay, I'm so far behind on my comments I don't hink I can ever catch up! Forgive me you all. Here's the latest:

IT"S A GIRL! Yep, I'm having a baby girl due July 30th. Her name is Briyelle (A combination of Brian & Royelle; pronounced Bree-yell) Taliyah Ann Collier...

Briyelle Taliyah Ann Collier

Next news, I'm looking for a publisher for my book of poetry. My rough draft is ready and it's hitting the streets. I've also got a demo in the works of me performing Spoken Word. It's going to be hot!

My latest Spoken Word piece "Who's Gonna Cry Out" has recieved mad praise everywhere it's been performed. It was so hot that I got a gig to do Spoken Word for a wedding while the bride is coming down the aisle. Sweet...

Speaking of which, The President of the United States George W. Bush is coming to my church. I was asked by his friend (my pastor) to prepare a piece for him upon his arrival and perform it just as I did for his brother, Jeb. It's an honor for me to perform for such a great man with such great moral standings. The date is TBA because you know with security issues everything is last minute.

Also, I'm currently directing my second musical which will be opening up on May 12 and run through the 13th at the Cinema Paradiso in Ft. Lauderdale. The title of the show is The Specialists: Operation Diamonds.

Oh, I met NeYo on Valentine's Day. He's a very cool dude;sincere. He came to the Boys and Girls Club and talked to about 190 of our youth. His sister is fine!

I think that's it for now...I'll keep ya posted! I'm so, so so busy right now and I'm doing it all for my daughter...Thanks Briyelle...

...Created 2006-03-21 16:54:21

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Mood: The Usual

It's not my b-day anymore...

...Created 2006-02-07 14:56:38

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Mood: The Usual

Today makes 365 Days on Elite for me...

Hapy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear X
Happy birthday to me

Anyway, thanks Nikki for acknowledging that. I didn't even know. It was this day one year ago that I dropped "How Can You Hate Me" on Elite.

I must post in honor of the B-Day...

xXx

...Created 2006-01-25 15:09:51

dotsJournal: CURE HIM!dots
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Mood: The Usual

This DJEpidemic guy has some serious problems. Pray for him. Look at what he wrote to me in a recent post...Moment of silence please for the diseased...



"I think your just pissed cause you cant find acure for your animalistic need to [censored] midgets with lili! Doing too much coke and now your a drug fend, you think you can battle me, sorry I dont battle [censored]es, I rather waste my time on [censored] your mom affter sowing her pussy lips in! Degrate as she sucks my seed out a beer bong, ahahaa get them last dripys. You thinkyou can find a cure but your allready infected with the epidemic, I got your fleash cross sectiond. Its ingenious ingenuity of scared flesh as I take pride in slicing you up like ham.
Subsequent mutilation, gorifacation, call me the murderous manipulator, the [censored] ass fake ryming aliminator."



Paid for by the Cure The Epidemic Campaign

...Created 2006-01-11 12:09:04

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Mood: The Usual

EPIDEMIC! YOU WON FIVE MC BATTLES, RIGHT? YOU UP FOR THE SIXTH CUZ YOU AIN'T STEPPED TO THE MIC YET! IT'S JUST WORDPLAY! DON'T GET MAD, NOW!


I’m always up for a good battle, what up fag?
Approaching the mic with dikes and a pink do rag
See for me it was fun and games, a chance to entertain
But you took the fun away cuz you so lame!

Your words wouldn’t stand a chance on a track
You working on an album? Not a chance cuz you wack
What kind of crew goes in the booth with you?
Homosexual general...and you got your fairy troops with you

Who hit ya? X to the gentle, peep my mental
Your verses are empty, like your producer’s instrumentals
Warning ya! You climbing up a tree too tall
You better learn when you stand up to a G, you fall

What you writing bout? You don’t even hardly make sense
Ass bundled in a shleter cuz you failed to pay rent
You wanna battle? Nigga bring it on, I got ammo--
Arsenal flows
Stab you with the pen that I hold

Admit it! You would love to have X on your team
Never that! Pussy I will put a rest to your team
You say I used big words in my letter to you
I’m guessing you ain’t finish school--you had fellas to do

It’s word play! I play with big or small words
Make your ass dissapear with the smallest of verbs
Go! I ain’t trying to be superior dawg
It ain’t my fault that I can spell and you got flaws...

Hope your CD does well, you should send me a copy
Post mark it through the mail, homey just P.O. Box me
I’ll analyze the shit since your ass is so cocky
And write a punch line to knock the whole shit out like Rocky

You ain’t pissing me off, cuz i’m laughing a bunch
Everyday Epidemics what I’m having for lunch
Should I be jealous of your crew when you rapping with cunts
Your lyrics are still a virgin...Epidemic still hunch

The campaign has put your ugly ass to shame
You spitting that flame, your breath is putting mics out the game
Won five mc battles, you get my applause
Now give me mine, cuz here’s the first one that you lost!


PAID FOR BY THE CURE THE EPIDEMIC CAMPAIGN

...Created 2005-12-30 14:01:47

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Mood: The Usual

THIS WAS DJEPIDEMIC'S COMEBACK AT ME:



your an extreme ass gay mans gentleman. Your just pissed cuz your life is [censored] and you gotta sit back on this forum and talk [censored] to real life sucidlist, I never miss when I sqweeze the crome in my fist and for this IM a white mans terrorist! Your just pissed cuz I made you gradma drink a cold glass of piss. WHy dont you get a real life and get pade for sucking dick ya stuped [censored]


THIS NO SKILLZ DISEASE IS REALLT EATING AT HIS BRAIN. I DON'T THINK THERE'S NO SAVING THIS ONE. LET US PRAY...

...Created 2005-12-30 08:38:20

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Mood: Crazy

EPIDEMIC BEGINS IN A HOMELESS SHELTER

Local community is prepared to neutralize the offensive epidemic known as "no skillz disease"

Elite, Writersville--A homeless shleter is preparing to rid Writersville of yet another case of the No Skillz disease. Authorities say that a bytch by the name of DJEPIDEMIC is infected and they are fearful of the disease spreading.

"I see him all the time over in the corner writing and mumbling to himself. Then after while, he'll start rapping and everbody just starts cursing", said Tyrone Biggums who has been a resident of the shelter since 1993.

Many people are being infected by this disease but this is the first case since the emergence of rappers Chingy, Mike Jones and the stupid group D4L. This disease, No Skillz, is a strange one because of its unique conditions.

"The disease actually enters the brain and the heart of the infected and makes them belive that they can actually rap", according to rapper and psychologist Dr. Dre. "But the mother fucker actually can't rap for shit".

Physicians claim there is no cure for this disease but not according to the folks at Elite Skillz. Apparently there are a hosts of writers and MC's unloading tortureous lyrics at Epidemic in aims to humble him. Xtremegentleman, a talented writer and MC at Elite says he has cured the disease before.

"Yeah, I had a few bouts with some cats who thought they could rhyme. But after I unloaded on them, they came to reality. I ain't gon call no name or nothing cuz I don't wanna embarass nobody but they know who they are", says Xtremegentleman who goes by the name X.

Meantime, DJEpidemic continues to write and spit wack rhymes that have no effect on anyone. Yet writers like X along with Munchie and Magnolia Steel are dropping bombs on his bitch ass.

"You can’t step into a game, after the games already in play.
You can’t expect someone def to your words, to hear all that you say.
If you ever come to battle again, I’ll surely leave you in a slump.
Cause of death "lyrical disaster", I have no need for a pump".

--Munchie

"Facinated
with my pussy
you couldn’t handle it
you brokeass wussy
That shelter
won’t protect you
from my wrath
Like you want it to
Here I come
down your path"

--Magnolia Steel

"How the fuck you gon’ come at my page with crap?
It was comedy...Tell me should I laugh or clap...
I got a bucket by my side cuz I’m collecting change
Kill yourself--support the "Cure The Epidemic" Campaign"

--Xtremegentleman

These excerpts are said to be medication to the disease and in time the epidemic will end before it is spread too widely.

If you'd like to help there is a campaign being run by these talented Elite Writers called "Cure The Epidemic" . Find out more information by visiting www.eliteskills.com/cureit.

...Created 2005-12-29 13:26:43