 Journal: NOT AGAIN
-------------------------------------------Mood: CrazyEPIDEMIC BEGINS IN A HOMELESS SHELTER
Local community is prepared to neutralize the offensive epidemic known as "no skillz disease"
Elite, Writersville--A homeless shleter is preparing to rid Writersville of yet another case of the No Skillz disease. Authorities say that a bytch by the name of DJEPIDEMIC is infected and they are fearful of the disease spreading.
"I see him all the time over in the corner writing and mumbling to himself. Then after while, he'll start rapping and everbody just starts cursing", said Tyrone Biggums who has been a resident of the shelter since 1993.
Many people are being infected by this disease but this is the first case since the emergence of rappers Chingy, Mike Jones and the stupid group D4L. This disease, No Skillz, is a strange one because of its unique conditions.
"The disease actually enters the brain and the heart of the infected and makes them belive that they can actually rap", according to rapper and psychologist Dr. Dre. "But the mother fucker actually can't rap for shit".
Physicians claim there is no cure for this disease but not according to the folks at Elite Skillz. Apparently there are a hosts of writers and MC's unloading tortureous lyrics at Epidemic in aims to humble him. Xtremegentleman, a talented writer and MC at Elite says he has cured the disease before.
"Yeah, I had a few bouts with some cats who thought they could rhyme. But after I unloaded on them, they came to reality. I ain't gon call no name or nothing cuz I don't wanna embarass nobody but they know who they are", says Xtremegentleman who goes by the name X.
Meantime, DJEpidemic continues to write and spit wack rhymes that have no effect on anyone. Yet writers like X along with Munchie and Magnolia Steel are dropping bombs on his bitch ass.
"You can’t step into a game, after the games already in play.
You can’t expect someone def to your words, to hear all that you say.
If you ever come to battle again, I’ll surely leave you in a slump.
Cause of death "lyrical disaster", I have no need for a pump".
--Munchie
"Facinated
with my pussy
you couldn’t handle it
you brokeass wussy
That shelter
won’t protect you
from my wrath
Like you want it to
Here I come
down your path"
--Magnolia Steel
"How the fuck you gon’ come at my page with crap?
It was comedy...Tell me should I laugh or clap...
I got a bucket by my side cuz I’m collecting change
Kill yourself--support the "Cure The Epidemic" Campaign"
--Xtremegentleman
These excerpts are said to be medication to the disease and in time the epidemic will end before it is spread too widely.
If you'd like to help there is a campaign being run by these talented Elite Writers called "Cure The Epidemic" . Find out more information by visiting www.eliteskills.com/cureit. ...Created 2005-12-29 13:26:43 |
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