Professional Mooch Wear
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  Have you ever said, "Man! That guy has it easy, all he does is sit on his butt sitting under the warm sun with his sun glasses on and his pimp cain and collect money in his tin cup...wish I had a tin cup..." Now you can!!! EliteSkills Professional mooch wear enables you to mooch with professional grade mooching equipment approved by even the peasants of ethiopia. With these powerful tools the world is the limit! You can travel virtually anywhere without having to even carry more than your professional mooch wear supplies.

We have beggars all over the the world telling their success stories and their life of pure luxury. Pepe[left] was one of our greatest success stories. Not only did he find enlightenment through our products, he found that our mooch wear was identical to that of the Thailand monks, seeing this advantage he snuck into their monestary and stole all their sandals and made a fortune! They were forced to walk to the nearest 7-11 only to find slurpees and an Indian man who only knew the word "hotdog", and "thank you, come again" in their language. We at eliteskills.com have learned from these beggars ingenius methods of begging and have incorporated it into our mooch wear. You don't even have to travel, play the sax, or even offer your services to be a skillful moocher!    Quit that Las Vegas corner job and enter into the erm... honorable job of mooching! Thy shalt help thy neighbor. That's the beauty of it, you don't need skill or location! Have you ever seen the blind guy at the subway with the tupperwear and the cain begging for you to give him money? Well he's seen you too! That's right, that guy is also a success story of the moochwear product line! Here we have him counting his money by the box, I mean common guys; the guy's got okley glasses, two italian leather suits he ordered off his laptop with his platinum card in his box, and a platinum cain. Did you really think he could make it down the crowded subway through the stairs and then somehow find his way through and not fall in the rails?    With EliteSkills moochwear, people will literally be throwing you their money! You don't even have to ask them to, they just will. Why have a hardworking job raising only dollars an hour when people can be throwing you their money from all different locations. With the eliteskills mooch jars you can setup money posts all over the nation. When you call within the next 30 seconds of reading these lines starting NOW you get not 1, not 2, but 3 stickers of your choice for your jars including common ones like: "help prevent breast cancer", "single mother with 5 kids in need of financial help", or even "save the whales; benifiting the obesity foundation for women"! You even get a picture that corresponds to your [so called]charity! How would you like a jar that says place all maintenance tips here in an expensive restaurant bathroom? I mean, all you would have to do is bribe the janitors for a small fee and the glory is yours! For a littles extra you can customize your jars so with a little creativity you can be a millionare!