Unrequited?
Rating: 5
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Posted by: Chihuahuii
Big J Wins!
Creator Notes
First of all, I just want to say to everyone who entered this contest that I am EXTREMELY sorry for the ridiculously long period of absence. My excuse, if you care to here it, is that I 1) am too stupid to figure out how to manage contests on my own, and 2) I moved to California and forgot all about Elite Skills for about five months. So, I'm sorry you guys. I suck. :( Now, on to the winner. In spite of the roaring torrents of talent infused in every single writer on Eliteskills, the poem that wins my contest is...
CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME! Yay! And I chose it for the following reasons:
First of all, I absolutely love the crunch wrap supreme and it filled me with giddy girly joy to know that someone else in the world likes it enough to write a poem about it. ^_^ Also, the Shakespeare-esque language used throughout the poem was both entertaining and, to the fullest extent you can manage in a Taco Bell poem, romantic.
Now, if I could select a Second Place winner I would certainly pick the writer of Toe Socks for the creative ode to the cottony glory that is a pair of toe socks. Adorable storybook rhymes and the nostalgia of Christmastime abound. ^_^
Thank you all for entering! And I promise, swear on my (cat's) life, I'll never take six months to pick a winner again! Promise!
Crunch wrap supreme
Last Night I had a dream,
I dreamt of the Crunch Wrap Supreme.
Oh heaven what tis this, tis this true,
Hath human hands have created you.
Nay I say, this cannot be real,
Because to partake of thee is an unworldly thrill.
Your softness, your crunch, your nacho cheese,
You do this all simply to please.
Oh Crunch, my love for you will never fade,
And I shalt buy thee once I am paid.
Oh that I may bask in thy radiant light,
Yes, thus to protect thy name I would fight.
i fear not demons, or beasts of hell,
For I have embraced thy goodness at Taco Bell.
So in this moment to the Bell I shalt run,
To once again think outside the bun.
Self Critique
Abstract
Weirdest love poems you've ever read.
Details
Love poems run rampant. If we're going to be overrun with them, let's at least make them entertaining! Write about a person (or thing!) that you loved, which didn't love you back. Don't forget, it's possible to love something other than another human! It doesn't have to be a true or tragic tale, either; humor is a breath of fresh air.
Conditions
-Use at least one metaphor.
-Try to keep cheesiness to a minimum.
That's it!
Prize
I will give the winner a comment on twelve of their works, and a plug on my pages at Elite Skills, DeviantART, and Sharepoetry.com.
Entries
Crunch wrap supreme
Last Night I had a dream,...
Sincerely Written
Jessica goodbye
Sa...
A Murder
Beer after beer,
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a love song
I gave her my heart
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sonnet about the sanwich i love
Oh I love this sandwich o...
Toe Socks
A memory of Christmas, th...
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