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    | Posted on 2010-03-14 21:46:43 | by PrincessOfDark - [ Reply to This ] -
      
    Hey welcome to eliteskills! If you get bored here are somethings to do:
    Wax the ceiling
    - Rearrange political campaign signs
    - Sharpen your teeth
    - Play Houdini with one of your siblings
    - Braid your dog's hair
    - Clean and polish your belly button
    - Water your dog...see if he grows
    - Wash a tree
    - Knight yourself
    - Name your child Edsel
    - Scare Stephen King
    - Give your cat a mohawk
    - Purr
    - Mow your carpet
    - Play Pat Boone records backwards
    - Vacuum your lawn
    - Sleep on a bed of nails
    - DON'T toss and turn
    - Boil ice cream
    - Run around in squares
    - Think of quadruple entendres
    - Speak in acronyms
    - Have your pillow X-rayed
    - Drink straight shots...of water
    - Calmly have a nervous breakdown
    - Give your goldfish a perm
    - Fly a brick
    - Play tag...on West 35th Street
    - Exorcise a ghost
    - Exercise a ghost
    - Be blue
    - Be red
    - But don't be orange
    - Plant a shoe
    - Sweat
    - Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil
    - Turn
    - Write a letter to Plato
    - Mail it
    - Take your sofa for a walk
    - Start
    - Stop
    - Dial 911 and breathe heavily
    - Go to a funeral...tell jokes
    - Play the piano...with mittens on
    - Scheme
    - Sit
    - Stay
    - Water your family room
    - Cause a power failure
    - Roll over
    - Play dead
    - Find a witch
    - Burn her
    - Donate your brother's body to science
    - Ask why
    - Wriggle
    - Regress
    - Sleepwalk without sleeping
    - Try to join Hell's Angels by mail
    - Wonder
    - Be a square root
    - Ask stupid questions
    - Weld your car doors shut
    - Spew
    - Vacation at Three-Mile Island
    - Surf Ohio
    - Teach your pet rock to play dead
    - Go bowling for small game
    - Be a monk...for a day
    - Wear a sweatband to your wedding
    - Staple
    - Run away
    - Intimidate a piece of chalk
    - Abuse the plumbing
    - Bend a florescent light
    - Bend a brick
    - Annoy total strangers
    - Let the best man win
    - Believe in Santa Claus
    - Throw marshmallows against the wall
    - Hold an ice cube as long as possible
    - Adopt strange mannerisms
    - Blow up a balloon until it pops
    - Sing soft and sweet and clear
    - Sing loud and sour and gravely
    - Open everything
    - Balance a pencil on your nose
    - Pour milk in your shoes
    - Write graffiti under the rug
    - Embarrass yourself
    - Grind your teeth
    - Chew ice
    - Count your belly button
    - Sit in a row
    - Stack crumbs
    - Gesture
    - Save your toenail clippings
    - Make a pass at your blender
    - Punt
    - Make up words that start with X
    - Make oatmeal in the bathtub
    - Search for the Lost Chord
    - Chew on a sofa cushion
    - Sing a duet
    - Balance a pillow on your head
    - Hold your breath
    - Faint
    - Stretch
    - Flash your mailman
    - Teach your TA English
    - Learn to speak Farsi
    - Swear in Russian
    - Use an eraser until it goes away
    - Disassemble your car
    - Put it together inside out
    - Record your walls
    - Interview your feet
    - Make a list of your favorite fungi
    - Sell formaldehyde
    - Repeat
    - Ad lib
    - Fade
    - File your teeth - Whine
    - Rake your carpet
    - Re-elect Richard Nixon
    - Critique "Three's Company"
    - Listen to a painting
    - Play with matches
    - Buff your cat
    - Race ferrets
    - Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange
    - Have a formal dinner at White Castle
    - Read Homer in the original Greek
    - Learn Greek
    - Change your mind
    - Change it back
    - Watch the sun...see if it moves
    - Build a pyramid
    - Stand on your head
    - Stand on someone else's head
    - Spit shine your Nikes
    - See how long you can stay awake
    - See how long you can sleep
    - Paint your teeth
    - Wear a salad
    - Speak with a forked tongue
    - Paint stripes on a lake
    - Ski Kansas
    - Sleep in freefall
    - Kill a Joule
    - Test thin ice...with a pogo stick
    - Apply for a unicorn hunting license
    - Do a good job
    - Crawl
    - Invite the Mansons over for dinner
    - Paint your windows
    - Watch a watch until it stops
    - Flash your goldfish
    - Paint
    - Flirt with an evergreen
    - Smile
    - Rotate your garden...daily
    - Paint a smile
    - Shoot a fire hydrant
    - Apologize to it
    - Pretend you're blind
    - Annoy yourself
    - Get mad at yourself
    - Stop speaking to yourself
    - Be a side effect
    - Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley
    - Duck
    - Redecorate...your garage
    - Develop a complex
    - Join the Army...be someone simple
    - Try harder
    - Hit the deck
    - Put leg-warmers on your furniture
    - Cut the deck
    - Crumple
    - Translate Shakespeare into English
    - Skydive to church
    - Cheer up a potato
    - Do aerobic exercises...in your head
    - Play cards with your swimming pool
    - Pinstripe your driveway
    - Play Kick the Fire Hydrant
    - Harness chipmunk power
    - Build a house with ice cubes
    - Call London for a cab
    - Mug a stop sign
    - Change your name...daily
    - Go for a walk in your attic
    - Challenge your neighbor to a duel
    - Build a house out of toothpicks
    - Howl
    - Wear a lampshade on your head
    - Memorize the dictionary
    - Stomp grapes in the bathtub
    - Find a bug and chase it
    - Make yourself a pair of wings
    - Be immobile
    - Dance 'til you drop
    - Check under chairs for chewing gum
    - Squish a loaf of bread
    - Moo
    - Bounce a potato
    - Outmaneuver your shadow
    - Climb the walls
    - Appreciate everything
    - Challenge yourself to a duel
    - Make napalm
    - Tattoo your dresser
    - Watch a bowling ball
    - Buy some diapers
    - Eat everything
    - Begin
    - Pour milk in the sink
    - Make cottage cheese
    - Tie-dye your sheets
    - Carpet your ceiling
    - Hold your earlobes
    - Fold your earlobes
    - Flap
    - Squawk
    - Read tea leaves
    - Analyze the Koran
    - Be Buddha
    - Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize
    - Plug in the cat
    - Turn on everything
    - Drop pebbles down the chimney
    - Turn off your neighbor
    - Kill a plant
    - Buy a 1931 Almanac
    - Memorize the weather section
    - Think lewd thoughts about yourself
    - Blow bubbles
    - Send chills down your spine
    - Peel grapes
    - Make paper from the skins
    - Bloat
    - Catch them with your radiator
    - Get run over by a train of thought
    - Make up famous sayings
    - Bite your pinkie - Get your dog braces
    - Shave a shrub
    - Have a proton fight
    - Watch a car rust
    - Quiver
    - Rotate your carpet
    - Learn to type...with your toes
    - Set up your Christmas tree in April
    - Be someone special
    - Buy the Brooklyn Bridge
    - Mail it to a friend
    - Go back to square one
    - Factor your social security number
    - Take the fifth
    - Memorize a series of random numbers
    - Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages
    - Join the Foreign Legion
    - Learn Sanskrit
    - Exist...existentially, of course
    - Print counterfeit Confederate money
    - Kick a cabbage
    - Take a picture
    - Put it back
    - Sandpaper a mushroom
    - Play solitaire...for cash
    - Abuse your patio furniture
    - Run for Pope
    - Count to a million...fast
    - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
    - Commit seppuku...with a paper knife
    - Revert
    - Think shallow thoughts
    - Starch your shoes
    - Polish your Calvin's
    - Contemplate a cockroach
    - Get a dog to chase your car
    - Let him catch it
    - Investigate the Czar
    - Form a political party
    - Climb a sidewalk
    - Have a political party
    - Get diagonal...with a good friend
    - Ride a loaf of bread
    - Sharpen a carrot
    - Interrogate a gerbil
    - Go bow hunting for Toyotas
    - Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
    - Jump back
    - Play to lose
    - Scalp a street light
    - Have your car painted...plaid
    - Read a tomato
    - Sharpen your sleeping skills
    - Watch a game show...take notes
    - Put out a fire
    - If you can't find a fire, make one
    - Interview a cloud
    - Play tiddlywinks...go for blood
    - Play basketball...in a minefield
    - Don't talk to things
    - Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling
    - Have your cat bronzed
    - Have your gerbil gilded
    - Write books about writing books
    - Create random equations
    - Mispell words
    - Tell your feet a joke
    - Throw a tomato into a fan
    - Sing the ABC song backwards
    - Pretend you're a dog
    - Dial-a-prayer and argue with it
    - Grease the doorknobs
    - String up a room
    - Stack furniture
    - Relive fond memories
    - Tie your shoelaces together
    - Gargle
    - Count your teeth with your tongue
    - Decay
    - Find your half-life
    - Design a better toilet seat
    - Shred a newspaper
    - Have a headache
    - Scratch
    - Sniff
    - Hatch an egg
    - Play air guitar
    - Act profound
    - Spill
    - Spell
    - Stare
    - Truncate
    - Slouch
    - Develop hearing problems
    - Put your feet behind your head
    - Tie bows in everything
    - Hold your hand
    - Watch the minute hand move
    - Grow your fingernails
    - Pretend you're a telephone
    - Ring
    - Radiate
    - Skip
    - Play hopscotch...with real scotch
    - Clock the velocity of your REMs
    - Put your shoes on the opposite feet
    - Cross your toes
    - Roll your tongue
    - Crystallize
    - Baby oil the floor
    - Hide
    - Attack innocent bunnies
    - Declare war
    - Destroy a tree
    - Hide the scrabble bag
    - Seduce your stick shift
    - Wink
    - Memorize the periodic table
    - Mummify
    - Pretend you're a roadie
    - Buy a Ginsu knife
    - Collect electrons
    - Correct typos that aren't there
    - Polish your neck...use Pledge
    - Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God
    - Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car
    - Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet
    - Count the bags under Walter Mondale's eyes
    - Unscrew all the lightbulbs and rearrange the furniture
    - Found the Jim Jones School of Bartending
    - Listen for non-satanic messages (i
    "Drink milk")
    - Dress like Motley Crue...surprise your grandmother
    - Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong
    - Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail
    - Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire
    - Make a drive-in window at your local bank where there wasn't one before
    - Walk on water...but don't get caught
    - Confess to a crime...that didn't happen
    - Be in the wrong place at the right time
    - Plot the overthrow of your local School Board
    - Request covert assistance from the CIA
    - Discover the source of the Mississippi
    - Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska
    - Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes
    - Preach the philosophy of Marx...Groucho, that is
    - Drink as much prune juice as you can
    - Write a book about your previous life
    - Serve ping-pong balls...as hors d'oeuvres
    - Jump up and down...on your alarm clock
    - Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins
    - Sterilize your stereo...with Jack Daniels
    - Carve you and your girlfriend's initials...in a marshmallow
    - Drive the speed limit...in your garage
    - Sing the national anthem...during your calculus final
    - Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna
    - Pay off the national debt...with a bad check
    - Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead people
    - Give yourself a hernia...for Christmas
    - Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes
    - Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
    - See if you really can build a nuclear device in your own basement
    - Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English
    - Write to your congressmen, senators, President, etc. to tell them what a good
    - job they're doing...On April 1st
    - Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor
    - Take apart all your major kitchen appliances...mix and match them
    - Turn your TV picture tube upside down
    - Phone in a death threat on President Kennedy
    - Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets
    - Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks
    - Be planar...but don't tell your parents
    - Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck
    - Make a deal with the devil...but keep your fingers crossed
    - Put instant concrete in your big brother's waterbed
    - Give a lecture on the historical significance of cream cheese
    - Debate politics with a fern
    - See how small you can scrunch your face - Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis
    - Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization)
    - Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation
    - Raise professional certified racing turnips
    - Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid vacation
    - Lead an aerobics class...for patients of the I.C.U.
    - Go to a drive-in movie in a tank
    - Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway
    - Send President Reagan an alarm clock...wind it up first
    - Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch
    - Send your goldfish to obedience school
    - Free the oppressed toasters of America
    - Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing
    - Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave
    - Park your car...with a friend
    - Park your car...with a group of friends
    - Frame your first statement of bankruptcy
    - Place it on the wall of your office
    - Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 = population...solve for x)
    - Contribute to the population problem
    - Wear a T-shirt that says "I'll walk on you to see The Who" and a peace sign
    - Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor
    - Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife
    - Get Ronco and K-tel to merge...they sell the same stuff anyway
    - Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night
    - Play with anything that looks interesting
    - Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first
    - See if your goldfish can live in Coors rather than water
    - Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might work
    - Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up
    - State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes")
    - Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design
    - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
    - Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like
    - See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house
    - Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while
    - See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green
    - Bronze your sister's turtle
    - See how long it takes for her to notice
    - See what she does when she notices
    - Bronze your sister- If you lose, stop watering it and try again.
    - Increase your territorial holdings by force
    - Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat
    - Boldly go where no man has gone before
    - Be a threat to the American way of life
    - Do research into the cause of World War III
    - Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life
    - Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh
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