Journal: Coming Soon -------------------------------------------Mood: Don't tell me what to do
Life's not all happy pee pee rubs, you know. Some people think that you can just drift from rub to rub but there's always a shadow in the light of the sun; always a sober thought to ruin your buzz.
Perhaps nobody knows these things better than Alia. Not that I would know, I mean, I'm not Alia...I just wrote her autobiography*.
Read all about the shocking intrigue, the web of lies and deceit, and other events that I personally witnessed†.
It's a factual tale of facts and truth -
HAPPY PEE PEE RUB : THE ALIA TRUE AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL STORY.
*: yes, obviously, that IS possible, thank you for pondering.
†: if I didn't witness the events how could it be a true story? or a biography...like, duh, double duh dude!
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