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    Journal: lamemansterms
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    Mood: Misc
      
    Some Fun With Lamemansterms

    * Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
    * If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
    * Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
    * If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
    * Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
    * If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
    * I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
    * So what's the speed of dark?
    * How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
    * After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
    * Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
    * If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
    * I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
    * Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
    * Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
    * Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
    * When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
    * If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
    * Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
    * Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
    * Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
    * How come abbreviated is such a long word?
    * If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
    * Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
    * Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
    * Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
    * Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
    * Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
    * If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
    * If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
    * What would a chair look like if your knees bent the otherway?
    * If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
    * Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
    * When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
    * Do fish get cramps after eating?
    * Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
    * Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
    * Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
    * If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
    * When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
    * Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
    * Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
    * How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
    * If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
    * Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
    * Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
    * Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
    * Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
    * Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
    * Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    * Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
    * What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
    * Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    * If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
    * Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
    * Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
    * Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
    * I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
    Hope You -n-joyed them-
    happy holidays from lamemansterms


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     Saint Ain't
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     The After Laughter...it wasn't too funny
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     single
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     that girl who one day was just gone
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     loose lips small dicks
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     Virgin
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     living in the past
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     ripping you
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     six string thing
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     a selfish kiss
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     medium rare
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     Ballad of the Breathless
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    Whats up? I hav'nt been on this for a while, I've been stuck on myspace playing mafia wars.

    Just workin and livin back at my moms for a while. no more tracks down my arm, no more homeless friends livin with me, contently healed for the moment. hiding from the lime light so to speak. I need to write something positive while it lasts.
    | Posted on 2008-09-25 05:50:27 | by jermwerm - [ Reply to This ] -
      
    what up dude... thought I'd say hello... possibly deletin this account this week... funny been here for 4.04 years now. Anyways, maybe I'll talk to ya again. peace
    | Posted on 2008-08-04 21:54:07 | by musclebound350 - [ Reply to This ] -
      
    come back
    | Posted on 2008-03-10 19:11:05 | by purplesun24 - [ Reply to This ] -
      
    i like your journal post btw...
    | Posted on 2008-02-09 10:27:40 | by Sacred Sindy - [ Reply to This ] -
      
    hey, whats new. thanks for my comment that was ages ago but i havent been on here since forever.
    | Posted on 2008-02-09 10:25:58 | by Sacred Sindy - [ Reply to This ] -
      
    hey....i hope you're feeling better...don't worry about the poem, i know you're just voicing your opinion...as always, and you do it well! i too find it really hard to cope with the condition of the world right now, and we obviously deal differently. i hope you've found peace, at least for a moment or two here and there. how are things?
    | Posted on 2008-02-04 21:27:43 | by Tinasha - [ Reply to This ] -



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