-Only keeping this on here for a week xD I'm so damn proud of myself.
1. First name
Anna. Call me Koda, though.
2. Age
14, about to be fifteen.
3. Gender
Female at body, male at mind.
4. Happy with it?
Yup.
5. The current time is?
12:18 A.M
6. Eye color
Mostly Green. Sometimes blue. Rarely gray. And there is two black stripes in my eyes. Its really weird. o.O
7. Happy with it?
Yup.
8. If not, what would you change it to?
Blue.
9. Hair color
Blonde. And soon to have black stripes!
10. Happy with it?
Sure.
11. If not, what would you change it to?
Rainbow. xD
12. Hair length
Mid Back.
13. Hair style
Side bangs. Long. N'yeah.
14. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Yes. >.> Red. Cut it all off.
15. What color?
Red.
16. Do you dye your hair frequently?
HELL NO.
17. Has it ever gotten damaged?
Nope.
18. Are you clean-shaven?
19. What's your body type?
Slim.... Slender? xD
20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?
Between.
21. Thin or full lips?
Middle. xD
22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?
Thick.
23. Have you ever had lice?
Once.
24. How old were you?
Seven.
25. Nicknames
Way too many.
26. Happy with them?
Sure.
27. Aliases
HAHA. Rune. Sanbakuro. RadioActiveMeatball. FlyingRat. Midna_Princess.
28. What made you choose them?
Haha. Dunno.
29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Kaiden. Dakota.
30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
Dakota.
31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
No.
32. What heritage does your first name imply?
Uhm.... Russian.
33. Middle name
Italian.
34. Last name
Russian.
35. Place of birth
Dallas.
36. Date of birth
March 23rd, 95.
37. Nationality
Uhhh. American. White.
38. Were you named after anyone?
Hell nuuu.
39. Who?
Nu.
40. What side of the family does your name come from?
None. xD
41. Did your parents immigrate?
One did.
42. How about your grandparents?
Yus.
43. Your great grandparents?
Yus.
44. Farther back into your family?
Yus.
45. Where did they emmigrate from?
Everywhere.
46. Where did they immigrate to?
Everywhere.
47. Skin color
Mines white. But everything in my family.
48. What's your facial structure like?
Uhm. Ugly? xD
49. Height
5'5''
50. Happy with it?
o. T-T
51. Weight
Don't ask a girl that. But I'm 104. xP
52. Happy with it?
Sure.
53. How old are your parents?
35. 38.
54. What's your father's name?
Stephan.
55. Your mother's?
Katrina.
56. Do you have any siblings?
Yes.
57. How old are they?
2. 8. <---- Blood related. 16. 27. 22.
58. What are their names?
Lilly. Brendan. Alex. Micky. Asche.
59. Do you get along with your family?
Most of them.
60. Do you wish they were different?
Some.
61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?
>.> Yes.
62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
YES! xD
63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
Yes.
64. If so, why?
Stupidity.
65. Who do you get along with most?
Alex.
Favorites
66. Color
Purple. Black. Green. Blue.
67. Month
February.
68. Year
This one.
69. Decade
HAHA. 69.
70. Century
I.
71. Millenium
Hate these questions.
72. Animal
Dolphin.
73. Movie
Uhm.... Too many.
74. Book
Bastard out of Carolina. Twilight saga's. Count of Monte Cristo.
75. River
The one that runs through me backyard.
76. Lake
Uhm.... Not sure, I like a few.
77. Ocean
OH! All of them! :3
78. Country
Here. x3
79. City
Here.
80. State
Here.
81. Province
Haha. The ones in The Legend of Zelda. xD
82. Place to go in your neighborhood
Skating rink. Taco bell.
83. Person
Can't say. I like a lot of peeps.
84. Relative
Cousins. Julian and Riley.
85. Pet
Lisa. R.I.P I miss you. =[
86. Actor
Johnny Depp.
87. Actress
Dunno. Hayden... Something. xD
88. Celebrity
Uh.
89. Musician
Yanni.
90. Singer
Uhhhh. Lady GaGa.
91. Band
Three Days Grace.
92. Movie genre
Uhm. Little Romance. Action. Mystery.
93. Book genre
All types. xD
94. Play genre
Uhmmmm.
95. Play
The one I played in. I'll never forget that. xD The midnight kittens. Sounds like a stripper. xP
96. Musical
*Shrugs*
97. Poem
Uhm... Not sure.
98. Writer
Uh. Can't remember her name.
99. Song
The animal I have become.
100. Sport
Tennis. Volleyball.
101. Drink
Root beer.
102. Food
Chinese.
103. Brand of cereal
Dunno. xD
104. Candy bar
Ew.
105. Disney princess
Ariel.
106. Disney prince
The beast.
107. Disney villain
Gaston.
108. Disney character
Stitch.
109. CD
All Types.
110. Director
Mel Gipson.
111. Videogame
The Legend of Zelda games.
112. Computer game
Sims.
113. Game
All sorts.
114. Board game
Candyland. Life.
115. Word game
hang man. xD
116. Clothing style
Hot Topic.
117. Truth or dare question
Depends
118. Fairy tale
I have too many. e.e
119. Lullaby
Mocking bird.
120. Holiday
Valentines day. Christmas.
121. Mythological creature
Mermaid.
122. Miscellaneous item
Haha.
123. Storybook character
Spot.
124. Movie character
Fuck if I know.
125. Play character
ME. Haha. Jk.
126. Musical character
Uh. Me. Haha. JK.
127. College
Dunno yet.
128. Football team
BOO.
129. Soccer team
BOO.
130. Tennis player
</3 Call my cheesy, I dun care. Ashtoooooon.
131. Hockey team
BOO.
132. Basketball team
BOO.
133. Baseball team
BOO.
134. Swimmer
Uh... What's his name.
135. Track star
My mommy. When she was a track runner. Not a star, though. xD
136. Vegetable
Broccoli.
137. Fruit
Mango.
138. Toothpaste brand
Crest.
139. Type of computer
The kind that works.
140. Medication
Advil.
141. Poison
Nu.
142. Type of sword
the kind that glows! >:O Jk.
143. Type of gun
Uhm? None.
144. Planet
Uranus. Haha. Nu. Uhm... Jupiter.
145. Space feature
Uhhhh. Lets see.... Don't ask. Can't thing.
146. Breed of cat
Siamese.
147. Dog
Border collie.
148. Spider
Ew.
149. Fish
Goldfish. Flounder. Snorter's.
150. Penguin
ALL.
151. Species of crustacean
UHM. Lobster??
152. Arachnid
NONE.
153. Insect
Lady Bug. :3
154. Pair of socks
Short. White.
155. Scooby-Doo character
Shaggy.
156. Spongebob Squarepants character
Patrick.
157. Quote
'Fuck you'
158. Adage
Uhhh.
159. President
Lincoln. xD
160. Astrological sign
*Shrugs* o.o
161. Chinese zodiac sign
Rat.
162. Number
17. 69.
163. Short story
Uhm.
164. Word
Fuck. Wicked.
165. Definition
Uhm.... Fuck that?
166. Time period
Uhhh. Yuh.
167. Dictionary brand
World.
168. Series of books
Twilight.
169. Publishing company
69 xD
170. Illustrator
Uhhhh.
171. Artist
My mommy. xD
172. Childhood story
Don't ask,
173. Childhood memory
Hanging with my besties.
174. Facial expression
D:< o.o >.o xD
175. Serial killer
Michael Myers.
176. Medieval torture device
Uh, None.
177. Instrument
Ocarina.
178. Brand of chocolate
White.
179. Candy
Skittles.
180. Brand of candy
Skittles.
181. Time of day
Afternoon.
182. Codename Amour and Adori use
Maybe I'm just stupid, but what the fuck?
183. Letter
M. N. O. P.
184. Inside joke
Sour Ass. Winky. *Laughs*
185. Joke
Too many.
186. Scent
Anything sweet/fruity.
187. Onomotapoeia
Its spelled Onomatopoeia. And Kursplat!
188. Alliteration
Uhm.... Don't wanna think.
Dislikes
189. Least favorite color
PINK.
190. Animal
None.
191. Number
15.
192. President
I'd make people mad. >.>'
193. Actor
Heh...
194. Actress
Uh.... The fugly girl.
195. Director
Eh.
196. Celebrity
Uh.
197. Artist
>.> <.<
198. Illustrator
Uh.
199. Poet
Nuuu.
200. Writer
Not saying.
201. Band
Jonas Brother's.
202. Musician
None.
203. Singer
Meh.
204. Food
Oyster.
205. Fruit
Grapefruit.
206. Vegetable
None.
207. Candy
Chocolate.
208. Candy bar
Chocolate.
209. Brand of chocolate
Chocolate.
210. Skittles flavor
Lemon.
211. Month
Decatur.
212. Year
three years ago.
213. Decade
Eh.
214. Century
Annoying
215. Millenium
Questions... Its spelled Millennium.
216. Era
UNITE.
217. Time period
>.<;
218. Battle of the Civil War
All.
219. War
All.
220. Battle of WWII
BATTLE ANYTHING.
221. Battle of American Revolution
BOO.
222. Genius
Uh?
223. Genus of plant
Hahha. Weird.
224. Flower
Blue bonnet.
225. Tree
None.
226. Hair color
Red.
227. Eye color
Blue. On guys.
228. Fairy tale
None.
229. Disney princess
None.
230. Disney villain
None.
231. Disney prince
None.
232. Movie character
None. Can't think right now. xD
233. Play character
Haley.
234. Book character
Edward.
235. Musical character
*Shrugs*
236. Play
Uhm.
237. Musical
Nyeah.
238. Person
Haha... You ALL know....
239. Brand of cereal
Rice.
240. Brand of battery
What teh?
241. Mental illness
LOL. Stupidity?
242. Medication
Stuff that don't work.
243. Serial killer
UHM. Chucky?
244. Poison
Uh?
245. Type of sword
Uh.
246. Type of gun
Uh.
247. Toothpaste brand
Uh. Stuff that don't work.
248. Scent
Stank.
249. Taste
Not answering that. xD
250. Sound
Screams. e.e
251. Sexual position
Doggie style. xP
252. Article of clothing
Uh?
The Ideal Mate
253. Hair color
Redish brown with red. Or black. xD
254. Hair length
Not long, and not short. Shaggy.
255. Hair style
Shaggy.
256. Eye color
Brown. Green.
257. Skin color
White. Tan.
258. Any makeup?
Sure. Only a little. To bring out the eyes. *Giggles*
259. Clothing style
Emo-ish. x3
260. Shy or outgoing?
Outgoing.
261. Happy or depressed?
Happy.
262. Funny or serious?
Both.
263. Abusive or kind?
KIND.
264. Respectful or perverted?
Haha.... Depends.
265. Completely describe their personality
*Points up*
266. Ideal height
At least two inches taller than me. No more that five, though.
267. Ideal weight
140.
268. Body type
Athletic. Slim. Slender. Smexxxxi. xD
269. Completely describe their appearances
Tall. Cute face. Skinny, but has muscles. Gard brown eyes. Adorable smile. GOOD TEETH. Shaggy hair.
270. This is another space if you need it
No.
271. Cup size or condom size
Uhhh.... Why condom size? Why not just plain 'penis' size?? WHY would I ever answer that? But... uuhm..... Not big, not small. xD I suppose..... 7''.... 6''
272. Masochistic or sadistic?
What teh fuck? Sadistic.
273. Conformist or nonconformist?
Conformist.
274. Artistic or athletic?
Athletic.
275. Intellectual or unintelligent?
Uhhh. First one.
276. Complex or simple?
Both.
277. What would their hobbies be?
Uhm. Something good?
278. Interests?
Uh? Good things? SPORTS.
279. Obsessions
Me. Hahahahaha-No.
280. Would they hug you often?
Yes.
281. Kiss you often?
Uh, yes.
282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
Yes.
283. Have you already found your ideal mate?
Maybe.
284. Or as close as someone can get?
MAYBE.
285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?
Sometimes.
286. Are you in love?
Yes.
287. What will you do together?
Good things.
288. Your ideal date
Uhm. Snowy places. Roses, dimly lit restaurant.
Fuck, dunno.
289. Your ideal wedding
OMG. Don't ask me that. I would fill up half the page. xD
290. How many kids?
Four.
291. What will their names be?
Ember. Dante. Breton. Danny.
292. What do you think they would look like?
Depends. Well, if its with one of the people I like, drop dead sexy. So vain, so vain.
293. Will you even have kids?
If I could. Hopefully.
294. If not, why?
Can't have kids...
295. Will you even get married?
YES.
296. If no, why?
Haha.
297. Are you taken or single?
Taken.
What Do You Think Of…
298. Ugly people?
True beauty is in inside.
299. Pretty people?
Usually vain, and fugly in the inside.
300. Bald people?
Uhm... Yeah.
301. Scrawny African children?
SAD.
302. Religion?
Retarded.
303. Politics?
Mmmmm. Yeah.
304. Abortion?
FUCK UP. FUCKER UP SHIT PISS BITCH CUNT SICKENING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. Hell, that's shits evil.
305. Church?
BOO. Boring.
306. Separation of church and state?
Uhm.
307. Blondes?
Haha. Stupid. *Is blonde* And pretty. xD Sometimes slutty.
308. Brunettes?
Hella awesome.
309. Redheads?
....Fucking fucktards.... Every redhead I've ever met, has been an ass.
310. Mainstream rock?
Yay.
311. Abercrombie?
Wha?
312. Pop music?
YAY.
313. Classic rock?
Cool.
314. Roleplaying?
HELL YEAH.
315. Emo music?
Its okay.
316. Ignorance?
Stupid.
317. Stupidity?
Stupid.
318. Mental retardation?
Sad.
319. Friends?
Awesome.
320. Disrespect?
Fucked up.
321. Immaturity?
Kinda funny. xD
322. Republicans?
yeah.
323. Democrats?
yeah.
324. George W. Bush?
Boo.
325. Your mom?
>.>; Lol, a lot to say there.
326. This survey?
Psh. Annoyingly amazing.
327. Painted walls?
Awesome.
328. Drugs?
What kind? xP
329. Alcohol?
Good. xD Sometimes.
330. Prostitution?
BOO.
331. Premarital sex?
*Tries not to laugh* Its a very, VERY bad thing, kids! Don't do it! *Holds breath, then burst out laughing* xD
332. Teenage sex?
*Giggles* I have nothing to say on that. My friends... Might get mad!
333. People?
Stupid. Sometimes.
334. Your classmates?
Sometimes retarded.
335. Your co-workers?
Amazing.
336. Your school?
Stupid.
337. Your family?
Amazing. (Most of them)
338. My family?
STUPID.
339. Your mental health?
Good?
340. My mental health?
Retarded.
341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
>.> <.< Ya'know, its a good thing to hold stuffed animal as you fall asleep. >.> <.<
342. Your life?
Sweet.
343. My life?
Way too much time.
344. The color green?
Amazing.
345. Pickles?
Depends.
346. Food?
Good.
347. Electricity?
Amazing.
348. Niagra falls?
Beautiful.
349. Cataracts?
Uhm. Goodish bad?
350. Bridges?
Cool.
351. Braces?
Good.
352. Dictionairies?
Annoying.
353. Television?
Amazing. I don't want it often.
354. Fairy tales?
Awesome.
355. Hollywood?
Weird.
356. MTV?
Cool.
Currently
357. What are you feeling?
Uhm.... I'm feeling... Coldness.
358. Smelling?
Popcorn.
359. Seeing?
The computer screen. Some paper's. Keyboard. Phone.
360. Hearing?
I hate everything about you by Three Days Grace. And some odd noises coming from Ryan's end of the phone. xD
361. Doing?
Tying not to scream at this survey.
362. Who are you talking to online?
No one.
363. On the phone?
Yes. With Ryan.
364. What room of the house are you in?
My mom's room. I'm too scared to go in my room. xD Something is in the closet.
365. Bored?
Na.
366. Do you look nice?
I suppose. Lol.
367. What are you wearing?
Black skinny jeans, and a multi colored shirt/dress thing.
368. Are you eating anything?
Popcorn.
369. Drinking anything?
Milk.
370. What's your heart rate?
Normal.
371. BMI?
17%. I'm underweight. xD
372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
None at the moment. But usually Heeleys or Red echoes. I'm spoiled. xD
373. What are you wishing for?
Wishing for a happy ending. xD
374. What are you worried about?
Nothing Important.
375. Sad about?
My mom not coming home. = I have not seen her in two weeks.....
376. Happy about?
Getting to spend the day with friends tomorrow. =]
377. Angry about?
The old man being annoying. -.-
378. Serious about?
Nothing.
379. Laughing about?
Some kid getting attacked by a chicken.
380. Talking about?
Chicken nuggets.
381. Typing about?
This survey.
Friends
382. Who are your friends?
Uh, lots of people?
383. Your best friends?
Alex. Ashton. Ryan. <3
384. Who do you hang out with most?
Alex. Ashton.
385. Who do you treat the best?
Alex.
386. Who treats you the best?
Ashton.
387. Do you even have friends?
Lol, yus.
388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
Because they are asleep, and I'm bored.
389. Who's the funny one?
Alex.
390. The smart one?
Mwa.
391. The depressed one?
Ryan. Alex.
392. The punk?
Uh. Lol... Alex.
393. The goth?
Alex and Franklin.
394. The prep?
Haha. Too many to post.
395. The jock?
Bren.
396. The outcast?
Awww. That's mean. Dave.
397. The stupid one?
Tay. xD
398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?
Hunter. xD
399. The annoying one?
Tammy. >.>
400. The hyper one?
Me.
401. The oblivious one?
Uhm, dunno.
402. The romantic?
Alex.
403. The pervert?
Me. xD
404. The content one?
Franklin. Ashton.
405. The liar?
Tammy.
406. The cheapskate?
Brett.
407. The ominous one?
Me. xD
408. The disrespectful one?
Uhhhh.... Chasity.
409. The abusive one?
>.>..... Ryan would say I'd be the abusive one.... yeah, I guess I am. xD
410. The hot one?
Franklin. Ashton. YEAH.
411. The ugly one?
Ashley.
412. The one that hates you?
Uh, lots of people.
413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?
Taylor.
414. The back-up one?
Uhm... Dunno.
415. The fighter?
Me. xD jk, I only do that when needed. Franklin.
416. The lover?
I loves people! @.@
417. The hippie?
Ashton, a few days ago. xD
418. The druggie?
Megan.
419. The alcoholic?
Me.
420. The one that's recovering?
From what? We are all recovering from something.
421. The one that's in jail?
Kevin.
422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?
Kevin.
423. The one that's going to be executed?
Old man. xD
424. The most likely to be murdered?
HAHA. Me.
425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
Probably me. o_o
426. The most likely to stay there forever?
NOT ME.
427. The normal one?
Lexi.
428. The conformist?
*Shrugs*
429. The nonconformist?
*Shrugs* O.O
430. The masochistic one?
EW. Uhm... Tanny.
431. The sadistic one?
Me. Bwahahaha.
432. The weird one?
Me.
433. The musical one?
Lil' Alex.
434. The artistic one?
Me.
435. The perfect one?
NONE. xD
436. The literary genius?
Haha. None.
437. The fugitive?
Not saying. xD
438. The juvenille delinquint?
Juvenille delinquint, is spelled juvenile delinquent, stupid. And duh,no.
439. The Jewish one?
Caleb???? xD
440. The Christian one?
Erika. x]
441. The Buddhist one?
*Shrugs*
442. The Muslim one?
Crap... Forgot his name. c.c
443. The Hindu one?
o.O
444. The Catholic one?
That person. Cathy.
445. The Wiccan one?
Uhhhhhh. Darelena.
446. The atheist?
Bobby.
447. The agnostic?
Me. Franklin.
448. The cutter?
Alex.
449. The anorexic one?
Me.
450. The bulimic one?
Pshhh. I dunno.
451. The skinny one?
Me. Haha. Megan. Kayla. Ashton. Franklin. And many many more.
452. The thin one?
Psh. Look up.
453. The fat one?
I'm not saying. That's mean.
454. The obese one?
NOT SAYING.
455. The Satanic one?
Tony.
Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise?
Yes. I was scared shitless.
457. Beaten someone up?
My cousin.
458. Been beaten up?
Haha. Yeah.
459. Bullied someone?
Probably.
460. Been bullied?
Yes. When I was WAY younger.
461. Attempted suicide?
Yes. I'm stupid, I know. xD
462. Attempted murder?
Maybe. >.>
463. Nearly died?
Ehhhh. Like once.
464. Broken the law?
Probably.
465. Stolen something?
Yes. A bean.
466. Had an abortion?
Nope.
467. Known the president?
Nope.
468. Had an affair with the president?
Oh yes. xD
469. Met a famous person?
yes.
470. Gotten drunk?
Yes.
471. Gotten high?
Haha. I have proof. yes.
472. Had masochistic sex?
No. Fuck no.
473. Had an affair?
Nope.
474. Been out of the country?
Yes.
475. Out of state?
Yes.
476. Out of your town?
Duh.
477. Written a poem?
Yep. But it sucked balls.
478. A story?
Yup. Working on it now.
479. A novel?
No.
480. A song?
Yup.
481. Gotten published?
Haha. Na.
482. Written a love poem?
Yes.
483. Story?
Yes.
484. Novel?
No.
485. Song?
Yes.
486. Said that you hated the world?
Yes.
487. Finished school?
Not yet.
488. Flunked a grade?
No.
489. Flunked a test?
Yes.
490. Flunked a subject?
Yes.
491. Read a book for enjoyment?
Yes.
492. Bungee jumped?
Hell no.
493. Skydived?
Want too, but too scared.
494. Danced?
Yes.
495. Been to a dance?
Yes.
496. Suba dived?
Suba???? Scuba, fucktard. Yes.
497. Broken a bone?
Yes.
498. Gotten a nose bleed?
Haha. Oh yeah.
499. Had an orgasm?
What teh fuck? Yeah. xD
500. Suffered from psychosis?
Yup.
501. Wished you could get away with something?
Yep.
502. Thought of killing someone?
Uhhhh. A few times.
503. Thought of killing yourself?
Yes..
504. Saved someone's life?
Uh, does cat's count?
505. Saved your own?
No.
506. Gone to the beach?
Yes.
507. Gone fishing?
Yes.
508. Gone to an island?
Yes.
509. Died in a dream?
Yes.
510. Had a dream that came true?
Yes.
511. Kissed someone in the rain?
No, sadly, not yet.
512. Gotten pregnant?
No....
513. Eaten calamari?
No.
514. Lobster?
yes.
515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
Yes.
516. Helped a stranger?
Yes.
517. Kissed a stranger?
Fuck no.
518. Hugged a stranger?
Yes.
519. Had sex with a stranger?
FUCK. NO.
520. Found a lost wallet?
Yes.
521. Felt bad about not returning it?
No. xD Because I always turn it in.
522. Been in a car accident?
Yes.
523. Caused a car accident?
No.
524. Driven over 100 mph?
Yes.
525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?
No.
526. Bitten someone?
Yes.
527. Been bitten by someone?
Yes..... >.> <.< xD
Can You
528. Kiss your elbow?
Uh. No.
529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
No.
530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
Not anymore.
531. Touch your toes?
Yes.
532. Give away money?
Yes.
533. Marry a family member?
EW. No.
534. Hire an assassin?
Oh yes~!
535. Get ahold of drugs?
Probably. xD
536. Alcohol?
Yes.
537. Stay up all night?
All the time.
538. Stay up for 3 nights?
Done it. Its easy.
539. Finish this survey?
Dunno. e.e
540. Swim?
Yes.
541. Draw well?
Sure.
542. Sing well?
Sure.
543. Write well?
Meh.
544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
No.
545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
No.
546. Without milk?
HELL NO.
547. Predict the future?
Sometimes.
Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
Depends what friend. xD
549. A lover?
Yes.
550. Give your life for a friend?
Depends on who. xD
551. A lover?
Yes.
552. Give your life to save a stranger's?
Hell no. xD Unless if its a child.
553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
NO.
554. Sell yourself?
NO.
555. Have cyber sex?
Done it. xP
556. Real sex?
o.o Yes.
557. With who?
xD Two people. Not saying. (Ryan only knows. "Cause he is special.)
558. Lie to a friend?
No.
559. Lie to your parents?
yes. xD
560. Lie to a lover?
No.
561. Steal from your parents?
No.
562. Hug them in public?
Yes.
563. Blow up your house?
No.
564. Abuse someone?
No. Well, only Ryan.
565. Use someone?
No.
566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
Yeah. I did to Ryan.
Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
no.
568. Policeman?
No.
569. Serial killer?
Sure. xD
570. Doctor?
yes.
571. Surgeon?
yes.
572. Prostitute?
NO.
573. Playboy model?
NO.
574. Writer?
Yes.
575. Artist?
Yes.
576. Musician?
Yes.
577. Assassin?
Yes~!.
578. Ninja?
Yes.
579. Soldier?
No.
580. President?
No.
581. Darth Vader?
Hell no!
582. Pilot?
My dad is, but that's not for me.
583. Mortician?
Nu.
584. Forensic scientist?
Na.
585. Detective?
Yes.
586. Lawyer?
No.
587. Drug-dealer?
no.
588. Pirate?
NO.
589. Box-carrier?
No. xD
590. Store clerk?
NO.
591. Banker?
No.
592. Criminal?
No.
593. Target?
No.
594. Professional wrestler?
No.
595. Tennis player?
Yes.
596. Rapper?
No.
597. Country singer?
No.
598. Pop star?
Yes. xP
599. Actor?
No. Actress. yes.
600. Plastic surgeon?
No.
Why?
601. Is the sky blue?
When transmitted light such as sunlight enters our atmosphere it collides with the oxygen and nitrogen atoms. The color with the shorter wavelength is scattered more by this collision. Because violet and blue are the shortest wavelengths the sky appears to be violet / blue. But because our eyes are more sensitive to blue light than they are violet light, we perceive the sky as blue.
602. Is the world round?
Uh, yes.
603. Is the world unfair?
It can be. xD
604. Are most people selfish?
Yes.
605. Impolite?
Yes. xD
606. Disrespectful?
Yes. ._.
607. Conforming?
Uh.
608. Are there religions?
Yes.
609. Theories?
Yes.
610. Opinions?
DUH.
611. Are humans so intelligent?
Sometimes.
612. Do we need air?
Yes. o-0
613. Do we age?
Apparently. You're stupid.
614. Do we die?
Yes.
615. Can't pigs fly?
They can. Swine flu.
616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
Yes. STUPID!
617. Swiss?
Yussssss.
618. American?
Yes.
619. Are you taking this?
No. My cat, Gizmo, is typing this ALL out.
When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth?
This morning.
621. Took a shower?
This morning.
622. Ate?
Two hours ago.
623. Drank?
Half hour ago.
624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
Uh... Few months ago.
625. Took a pill?
Sometime today.
626. Smoked?
Week ago.
627. You got your photograph taken?
Few days ago.
628. You got caught doing something bad?
*Shrugs* Can't remember. I'm like a fox! Sneaky!
629. Had sex?
Pffft. Two months ago. xD
630. Dyed your hair?
Like, four years ago.
631. Hurt someone physically?
Yes. xD
632. Hurt someone emotionally?
Probably.
633. Did your homework?
Haha. My sister ate it.
634. Hung out with your friends?
Yesterday.
635. Got drunk?
Can't remember. e.e'
636. Got high?
Can't remember. xD
637. Said: bye, text me?
Shit. I don't half to say that. They text me anyway.
638. Took a survey?
Taking it now.
639. Won a contest?
Hahahahahahahahhahaha. Like, I dunno.
640. Went out on a date?
Was suppose to go today. T~T
641. Had a strong sexual drive?
Nope. Not recently. xD
Word Association. WARNING: This might be a bid weird.
642. Bed
Squeak.
643. Curtains
Shut.
644. Lights
Dim, or off.
645. Music
Low, and quiet.
646. Candles
A few.
647. Closet
Closed.
648. Door
SHUT.
649. Window
Closed.
650. Onomotapoeia
Onomotapoeia, is spelled Onomatopoeia, dumbass.
651. Dog
Doggie style. xD Cat.
652. Cat
Pussy? o.o
653. Egypt
Uhm... Sand.
654. Corey
EW. My moms ex fiance'!
655. Mirror
AHHHH! Oh wait, its just me. Phew! *Sweat drop*
656. Case
Lock.
657. Cage
Kinky.
658. Cave
Dark. Drippy.
659. Nutella
What teh?
660. Bird
Tweet.
661. Bear
RAWR.
662. Death
Stank.
663. Life
Sad.
664. White
Black.
665. Black
White.
666. Personality
Fuck.
667. Pickle
Stink.
668. Dilemna
Dilemme?
669. Love
Aw. Fucking. xD
670. Liberal
Uhm... Moo?
671. Conservative
@.@
672. Ball
Sack.
673. Moderate
Person.
674. Inept
Errrr.
Odd Questions
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
Pink.
676. Your foot?
Probably Brown. I ran around outside with no shoes on. xD
677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
Lol, no.
678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
Nooo.... I think you do.
679. Do you chew on your homework?
Maybe. My sister does.
680. Pencils?
Ew.
681. Do you read the dictionary?
No.
682. Encyclopedia?
Yeah. Sometimes.
683. Atlas?
ALAS~
684. Road map?
Nu.
685. Do you memorize random facts?
Haha.
686. Do you stalk anyone?
Yes.
687. Does anyone stalk you?
Yes.
688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
No.
689. Do you dust your lawn?
No.
690. Do you collect dust?
No. xD
691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
The navel is one of the few places on your body where perspiration has a chance to accumulate before evaporating. Lint from your clothing, cottons especially, adheres to the wet area and remains after the moisture departs.
692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
No.
693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
Going to bed. Fuck this. NO.
694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
No. xD
695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
No. o-o
696. Mexicans?
>.> The ones that are in my family seem to be fucking assholes. But other than that, not exactly....
697. Americans?
No.
698. The French?
NoYesMaybe.
699. The English?
Na.
700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
No. xD
701. Have you ever shot someone?
Yes. xD No harm done.
702. Something?
Yes.
703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
What the fuck? What kind of question is that? Pedophile. And hell if I know. I ain't countin' them.
704. Jeans?
A lot.
705. What ring size are you?
Hell if I know. The small kind. xD
706. Belt size?
The kind that fits my waist. xD
707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
No. o_o'
708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
No.
709. Do you eat a lot?
Not usually, but here lately, yes. o.o
710. Do you get excited over cameras?
No.
711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
Ew. No.
712. Poison?
No.
713. Knives?
Maaaaybe.
714. Cheese?
YES.
715. Penguins?
No.
716. Bald people?
Haha. What teh? No.
717. Scrawny African children?
NUUUU. T~T
718. Midgets?
Haha. Fascinating.
719. Pirates?
No.
720. Corny jokes?
Hah. No.
721. Are you a virgin?
xD Can I say anything other than 'No?' >.> <.< >.>
722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
Yes. At mind.
723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
No. xD
724. Do you bite yourself?
My lip.
725. Cut yourself?
Done it.
726. Do you get cold sores often?
Yes. xD
727. Do you have a cold right now?
Yes. @.@
728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
No.
729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
HELL no.
730. Do you have a twitching problem?
I use to. xD
731. Are you homicidal?
No. O_O
732. What do you do on the computer?
Everything. xD
733. Anything your parents should know about?
No. xP
734. Are you happy with your life?
Sure.
735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
Hell if I know. You tell me.
736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
NOOOOOOO.
737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
What the fuck? xD The leaves are green, until they change color. ._.
738. How big is the universe?
156 Billion light years. xS
739. What's the logic behind your answer?
Uhm. School?
740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
Depends. Usually four.
741. What do you dream about?
Anything and everything.
742. Anything your parents should know about?
No.
743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
Hell nu.
744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
NO.
745. Do you have AIM?
No.
746. MSN?
No.
747. YIM?
YES.
748. A Neopets account?
Yes. I HAD a Neopets account. I was old on there. Like, seven or eight years old. I was on there for a LONG time. Cx
749. A Vampirefreaks account?
No. But I might check it out!
750. A Quizilla account?
Nu.
751. A Bzoink account?
No.
752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
For a moment, before screaming like a little girl, f its a spider.
753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
Done it. Lol.
754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
No. o-o
755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
No.
756. Doesn't breathe?
No.
757. Are you scared of anything at all?
Yes.
758. What?
Darkness. xD And my closet. >.>;
759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
Stupid question alert?
760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
Yes.
761. Do you have a life?
Yes.
762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
No. I do at my godparents, though.
763. A webcam?
Yes.
764. A scanner?
Yes.
765. A printer?
Yes.
766. A cordless mouse?
Yes.
767. Does your mouse light up?
Yes.
768. Are you scared of mice?
No.
769. What kind of computer do you have?
Dell.
770. Were you ever physically abused?
Yes. -.-
771. Verbally?
Yes.
772. Sexually?
... I'm just going to say no...
773. Do you wish you were a fish?
Hell to the fuck no.
774. A cat?
Sometimes. xD
775. A dog?
No.
776. Do you have a cell phone?
Yes.
777. What kind is it?
LG Shine. Getting an iPhone soon, though.
778. Do you weasel out of things?
Sometimes. xD
779. Do your teachers like you?
Apparently.
780. Do your parents like you?
Most of the time.
781. Do your siblings like you?
My sister does.
782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
*Shrugs*
783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
Nooo. What the fuck?!?
784. Do you enjoy school?
No.
785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
Under. xD
786. Do you sleep in a bed?
Yes.
787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
......*Bursts out laughing* No.
788. Are you a packrat?
Nope.
789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
Ohhhhh. Yuh.
790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
Another wtf. Uhm, yeah. xD
791. Do you shy away from social situations?
No.
792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
Maybe. <.< >.>
793. Are you at least attracted to them?
No. Maybe.... Yes.
794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?
Some things.
795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
No.
796. Do you label other people?
After I know them for a long time. But its not bad.... Most of the time.
797. Are you proud?
N'yes.
798. Do you like scrambled eggs?
With cheese. And salt.
How Bad Can I Make You Look?
799. Do you wash your hands frequently?
Yes.
800. Do you wet the bed?
No.
801. What age did you stop?
Four.
802. Is that age older than you are now?
Huh? No.
803. Do you lie a lot?
No.
804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
No.
805. Brush your hair?
Its always in a pony tail/Braids. No need to. xD
806. Do you use deoderant?
Yes.
807. Do you masturbate?
Hahahaha. The questions are fucking weird. And I have no need too.
808. How often?
I'm not answering that. xD NO NEED TO.
809. Are you an alcoholic?
Yes. xD
810. A druggie?
No.
811. Do you drink illegally?
o.o *Shrugs* Yes.
812. Do you wear underwear?
Boxer's. xD You wanted to know, pedo.
813. Do you change your underwear frequently?
yes. O.o
814. Are you a coward?
No.
815. A loser?
Nope.
816. An idiot?
Can be.
817. Do you chatspeak?
Hell no.
818. Are you a bad friend?
Nope.
819. Are you untrustworthy?
No.
820. Unreliable?
No.
821. Do you pick your nose?
No.
822. Are you imperfect?
Probably.
823. Do you think you are perfect?
No.
824. Ugly?
Yes.
825. Do you have bad hair?
No.
826. A big nose?
T~T Thats a MEAN question! For me! YES I DO! *Cries*
827. Are you shallow?
Nooo. Well, I can be.
828. Greedy?
No.
829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
No. xD
830. Do you have any talents?
Yep.
831. Do you burp often?
o.o No. Haha.
832. Are you good at it?
Oh yeah. I use to be able to out-burp people. Not anymore, though. I'm a lady. NOT. xD
833. Are you impolite?
Nope.
834. Disrespectful?
Nope. Only to the old man.
835. Sadistic?
Probably. According to some people.
836. Are you a pansy?
Haha. Prince Julian says that in Madagascar. No.
837. Are you a conformist?
Caaaan beeeeee.
838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?
HEY. Actually I do. xD
839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?
Na.
840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?
FUCK. NO.
841. Do you have buck teeth?
Nope.
842. Acne?
Rarely.
843. Mental illnesses?
Yus. xD
844. Are you fake?
No.
845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?
I wear make up. Not a push up bra. I do wear lifts in my shoes, thank you very much. And no, I don't dye my hair.
846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?
No.
847. Does your breath smell?
No.
848. Do you have a strong body odor?
No. o.o
849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?
xD What the fuck?
850. Do you have bad teeth?
Uhm.... No, not really. I could use braces. xD I have to wait another year, though. >.<
851. Are the good teeth you have technically 'your' teeth?
Yes. o.o
852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?
NU. PAINFUL.
853. Are you overweight?
Nope. Far from it.
854. Are you lying?
Nope.
855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an 'athletic' body build and slightly overweight?
Yes.
856. Are you anorexic?
Yes.
857. Bulimic?
No.
858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No.
859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
o.o Fuck.
860. Do you have a tatoo on your lower back right above your waistline?
Its spelled tattoo, moron! No.
861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?
No.
862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?
No.
863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No
864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?
No. xDDDDDDDDD
865. Are you a wannabe?
No. xD
866. Do you get bad grades?
Nope.
867. What's your IQ level?
I can't remember. xD It was pretty high, though.
868. Are you a bad guesser?
I HATE guessing.
869. Are you slow?
No. Wait, at what?
870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?
Uhm...
871. Are you bad at reading people?
Nope.
872. Are you too nice for your own good?
Nope.
873. Do you have a lot of friends?
Yeah.
874. Do your 'friends' agree with you?
Most of the time.
875. Do you give in easily?
HAH. No.
876. Are you stubborn?
Yep.
877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?
No.
878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?
69! xD
879. Are you annoying?
Can be. When I want to be.
880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?
No.
881. Are you a necrophilliac?
Its spelled necrophiliac, moron. You suck. I don't even have a Goddamn spell check right now, and I saw that. -.- And fuck to hell fucking no.
882. Are you incestual?
NOOO.
883. Is your room messy?
A bit.
884. Do you make fun of other people?
Nope.
885. Do you respect your body?
Haha. I guess.
886. Are you arrogant?
Nope.
887. Do you have low self-esteem?
Yuh.
888. Are you unique?
Yes.
889. Are your hands clammy?
Sometimes.
890. Are you short?
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. BITCH CUNT/BASTARD. Yes...
891. Are you freakishly tall?
No. xD
892. Do you like Simple Plan?
Uhhh.
Beliefs
893. Do you believe in God?
Mmmmm. I don't know.
894. Do you believe in magic?
Yes.
895. True love?
Yes.
896. Heaven?
Kinda.
897. Hell?
Yes.
898. Satan?
Yes.
899. The Lord and Lady?
Uhmm.
900. The Goddess?
Yeah. xD Na... I dunno.
901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
Sure.
902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
Uh.
903. Are you an atheist?
No.
904. Agnostic?
Yes.
905. Do you believe in fairies?
Yes. xD
906. Dragons?
Maybe.
907. Unicorns?
Sure.
908. Gollums?
Uh.
909. Santa?
YES. xD
910. The Easter Bunny?
No.
911. The Tooth Fairy?
No.
912. Pixies?
Sure.
913. Phoenixes?
Sure.
914. Elves?
Sure.
915. Dwarves?
Sure.
916. Mermaids?
Sure.
917. Karma?
Uh.
918. Immortality?
No.
919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
Na.
920. Mayan Gods?
Na.
921. Incan Gods?
Na.
922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
Uh.
923. Do you believe in life on other planets?
Uhm. Maybe.
924. Do you believe in parallel universes?
Sure. xD
925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?
No.
926. Do you believe in Eternity?
Uh.
927. Do you believe in evolution?
Uh.
928. Do you believe in life after death?S
Sure.
929. What happens to us after we die?
Depends. I'm gonna come back and create hell for everyone that created hell when I was alive.
930. Do you believe in superheroes?
No.
931. Super villains?
No.
932. Do you believe in Fate?
Maybe.
933. That everything has a purpose?
Sure.
934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
NO.
935. Sex?
*Laughs* Sex is life, bitches. JK.
936. Love?
Yes.
937. Success?
Sure.
938. Making yourself happy?
Yup.
939. Making others happy?
Yup.
940. Religion?
Uhhh.
941. Politics?
uhhhh.
942. Do you believe in miracles?
No.
943. Angels?
*Shrugs*
944. Demons?
Yes.
945. Ghosts?
yes.
946. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?
Yes.
947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
Uhhh.
948. Do you believe in selfessness at all?
Uhm...
949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
Haha. Never worked for me.
950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
Uhhhhm.
951. Do you believe that anything can happen?
Sure.
This Or That
952. Pie or cake?
Pie.
953. Pie or 3.14159...?
Hahahaha. Stupid. xD
954. Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanillan
955. Black or white?
Black.
956. Ceiling or floor?
Ceiling.
957. Couch or bed?
Bed.
958. Cough or sneeze?
Sneeze.
959. On or off?
Off?
960. Closed or open?
Closed.
961. Brush or comb?
Brush.
962. Long or short?
*Laughs* Depends! x/D
963. Big or small?
DEPENDS. xDDDD
964. Wet or dry?
Ohhh~ Wet. xD
965. Under or over?
Under.
966. Top or bottom?
TOP. O.O
967. Fly or fall?
Fly.
968. Smile or frown?
Smile.
969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?
Tears of Joy.
970. Hot or cold?
Hot.
971. Warm or cool?
Warm.
972. Rough or smooth?
Haha. Depends. >.>
973. Cat or dog?
Cat.
974. Snake or bird?
Snake.
975. Shark or T-Rex?
Shark.
976. Past or present?
Present.
977. Science fiction or fantasy?
Both.
978. Dull or sharp?
Uhm. Depends.
979. Live forever or die young?
Neither. Fuck that.
980. Books or television?
Books.
981. Jump or skip?
Both.
982. Fast or slow?
HAHA. Fast.
983. Run or walk?
Run.
984. Guy or girl?
Guys.
985. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney.
986. Belle or Jasmine?
Belle.
987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?
Gaston.
988. Food or friends?
Friends.
989. Colors or black and white?
Colors.
990. Cute or pretty?
Cute.
991. Good or evil?
Both.
992. Fruits or vegetables?
Fruits.
993. Milk or juice?
Juice.
994. Hot chocolate or gingerale?
Hot chocolate.
995. Beer or wine?
Wine.
996. Movies or cartoons?
Movies.
997. Pillow or blanket?
Blanket.
998. Moon or stars?
Moon.
999. Sky or sea?
Sea.
1000. Explode or implode?
Haha. BOTH.
The time is 2:56 P.M xD
FUCKING. FUCKITY. FINALLY EFFING DONE. YAY.
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