lol, well sometimes i think i have. but i usually end up with my mind fully functional by the end of the day, so i can't really complain. it's a whole lot of people in a hurry to get to work, and at night, mostly drunks.
It should be 'lie' because 'lay' is the past tense and you are talking future. Misuse of lie/lay is rampant these days, from songs to conversation, so I don't know how anyone could possibly get it right anymore.