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edthepoet


Name: Edward Deputy
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a funny story

Mood: Crazy
  
From a guys point of view......

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.,lol

This wasn't written by me


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PS I am going to share it on my FB I hope you dont mind I found it hilarious and think many would enjoy reading it...stormy
| Posted on 2012-01-30 14:54:29 | by stormyskies - [ Reply to This ] -
  
I am laughing so hard reading your journal entry that is just pricless..thanks for sharing it.. :D
| Posted on 2012-01-30 14:51:53 | by stormyskies - [ Reply to This ] -
  
Yo Ed! What's up? It's Xtremegentleman reincarnated. I decided to come back and play around with some of the old friends. Hope all is well...


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| Posted on 2009-06-14 06:22:33 | by Brianpoem - [ Reply to This ] -
  
Happy Friday, ed!
| Posted on 2009-05-22 06:27:33 | by latentlylyrical - [ Reply to This ] -
  
HI!!!! it's been so long since I've been on here. i hope you have been doing well. i wish that i could catch you on yahoo sometime. so much that we need to really catch up on.
| Posted on 2009-04-28 22:01:52 | by manda_bear - [ Reply to This ] -
  
Hello ed! I hope you and yours are doing well.
| Posted on 2009-04-28 09:26:31 | by latentlylyrical - [ Reply to This ] -



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