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    It's Not Nice to Marry Your Sister

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    Journal: Touché
    Mood: Frustrated
    I had a blonde moment the other day. Yes, I know it is hard to believe, but I ((a self-appointed genius)) asked a stupid question. Here’s how the conversation went…

    While sitting in arts class…

    ((Girl #1)): Lent started, I’ve given up pop.

    ((Girl #2)): Oh my God! Me too! It's gonna be sooooo tough! I love pop.

    ((Girl #1)): Me too!

    ((Woman)): (from across the room): What’s Lent? Why are you giving up something that you love?

    At this point… my curiosity has been piqued. Now I am intensely eavesdropping…

    ((Girl #1)): Um… I guess Lent represents Christ’s sacrifice for us…

    ((Woman)): (interrupting): But why do you have to give up something you love?

    I am contemplating jamming my crochet needle into her inner ear at this point…

    ((Girl #1)): Christ gave up his life for us, so we pay respect to him by giving up something that we love.

    It’s a half-assed answer, but I thought she got her point across rather eloquently for a slutty looking blond chick…

    ((Woman)): (turning around to face my direction): But why would you give up pop?! What are you going to drink then?

    ((Me)): (completely thrown aback): Are you kidding?! (turning quickly to the guy sitting next to me) Is she kidding?!

    He doesn’t reply because his face is buried in his arms… I see his shoulders trembling… either he’s trying (unsuccessfully) to stifle laughter, or he is openly weeping… He was, in fact, laughing.

    ((Me)): (once the woman turns back to her work, I jab the guy next to me to get his attention): Is she mildly retarded?

    ((Guy)): (finally looking up): You mean the woman wearing the bright red velvet jump suit?

    ((Me)): Touché.

    See, children? There is such a thing as a stupid question, and anyone who tells you differently should probably start getting fitted for a red velvet jumpsuit.

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    that's good we need to rolpelay soon x
    | Posted on 2008-08-30 12:41:22 | by d1gn17y - [ Reply to This ] -
    hey hun u prob dnt remenber me how are you
    | Posted on 2008-06-26 09:00:30 | by d1gn17y - [ Reply to This ] -
    You're in the mood?! FINALLY!

    ...oh, wait. you mean RPing... <.<

    um, well, i don't really RP on ES any more atm, mostly coz it's turned into a gayhouse full of yaoi. as for Crows, i've PMd you over on ET, just fyi.

    i like how this messg is full of abbreviations.

    ttyl. ttfn.

    p.s. you had a bday?
    | Posted on 2008-05-20 19:09:08 | by Jacoby - [ Reply to This ] -
    the site officially just opened. just need to sign up then we can get started on transferring the posts from Crows over. i've not fully explored the site yet, but i will and i'll work out how to set up the rp. the link is:


    i'm hoping there'll be some high quality rping going on there.
    | Posted on 2008-04-01 21:13:14 | by Jacoby - [ Reply to This ] -
    well, fair lady, Kiddo is still around - he pops up in Chatzy on a semi-regular basis. However, there are a few of us who are in the development stage of creating our own rp site in which me and Kiddo have joined. If you're interested, I could send you the link when it's finished and we could maybe start afresh on there? Seems a shame to abandon Crows after we've all written a few sizeable posts in there.

    btw, you didn't really answer my question about why you log on here still. Although the news of more rants does indeed fill me so much excitement i can barely contain myself.
    | Posted on 2008-03-31 07:22:44 | by Jacoby - [ Reply to This ] -
    *watches her in awe as she stuffs her face with the chocolate bunny* uh, i really wish you hadn't used the word 'gobble'...

    anyhow, you'll be happy to know i've set aside some time tomorrow to post in Crows. belated, yes, but i'm an extremely busy chap who does a lot of voluntary and charity work.

    okay, that was a lie. i'm just forgetful and really lazy.

    btw, just out of curiousity - why do you log on here so much? i mean, you don't submit any work, you don't write journals anymore and you don't seem to rp. what's up with that?
    | Posted on 2008-03-29 05:34:27 | by Jacoby - [ Reply to This ] -

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