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-------------------------------------------Mood: In Love
well this is just a jour i guess.. no thought.. nothing real filling space.. hhmm
so theres this guy right.. and he love his girl so much.. met her at church a few years back... now his girl is more holy then he. all this time dating and they have never gotten to anything below the belt
but well they fit each other real nice.. just two silly kids
this one day they were driving home from church.. and she's a bit flustered.. for two years now she's had to put up with his slow ass driving
so she does something bold
"hun, i can't stand this..
your driving, i'll make you a deal for every five miles you go above the the speed limit e, I'll remove one piece of clothing.??He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. ?things where great.. he was free... free to drive faster then he ever had before... and free to stare at his womans what nots with no shame..
he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck.??"Go to the road and get help,
I don't have anything to cover myself with, my clothes are gone..
The man felt around, tried to pull of his shirt of pants but could only reach one of his shoes. he could smeel gas on the ground and her the buzzing of loose elctrical wires
he pulled of his shoe and said here
take this and cover what matters
?So she did and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. ?
"My boyfriend! My boyfriend he's stuck and I can't pull him out??The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs
"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"
HHAAH yeah good times
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